Africa is Evil

It shouldn't surprise anyone, but Africa -- land of famine and war -- is host to an unspeakable evil: a museum that displays so-called "hominoid" bones that supposedly prove humans evolved from apes. As readers of this site know, man did not evolve from monkeys and the earth is only a few thousand years old; and while I recognize that "scientists" have "found" proof that this may not be true -- proof like carbon dating and dinosaur bones -- one need only look at the nefarious power of the devil to see that such proof is merely nonsense, that either the devil put such bones there or scientists are merely inventing these finds (on a side note, I find it highly ironic that scientists who doubt the Bible as the Word of God do so because the Bible can't be proved, while, at the same time, relying on methods like carbon dating to prove their own points, methods that they, themselves, can't prove, since they are unable to travel back in time to verify such tests are accurate). Anyway, I mention this abomination in Africa for two reasons. First, it is an example of why colonialism was a good thing, as we spread our Christian message to the heathen masses. Notice how, since Satan infiltrated Western society and convinced us to leave Africans to their own devices, the entire continent save South Africa has devolved into constant famine and war, where children soldiers rape women and chop off the hands of their enemies. This is why, if we are ever serious about ending such atrocities (and terrorism), it is imperitive that we begin imperialism afresh, beginning by invading Kenya and destroying the aforementioned museum. The second reason why I feel inclined to write on Africa is that it serves as a perfect example of what happens to a people that turn their back on the Bible and embrace heathen ways like Islam and the tribalism that has led to the massacres in Rawanda and Sudan. If one wonders what the end times shall look like, they need only look at Africa and multiply it by a million.