Thursday, November 03, 2005

Science is Evil: Part Deux

Yes, we all know science is evil, how it is being used for abortion, for genetic manipulation, cloning, and for the spreading of filth throughout our culture, while making us sicker and fatter and swelling our daughters' breasts at prepubecent ages, such that they look not unlike Britney Spears by the time they are 10 -- the list goes on and on, really, without even getting into how scientists have actively tried to strip God from science classes and replace Him with the fraud that is evolution. And here is yet another example of the evil genius of scientists at work, an example that I find very intriguing, least of all because of the implications that it holds for my initial plan to outsource all science to Godless, heathen countries who don't mind being condemned to an eternity in Hell. Yes, the Japanese - a culture that worships spirits in inanimate objects -- have invented a device that can control humans. So that is what will be done if other countries are left to their own devices, pursuing whatever ends Satan wishes them to, while we attempt to create a righteous, beautiful place dedicated to God. With such power, they could potentially control us and make us worship their trees, their mountains, their weird half-animal/half human gods. And that is a great risk -- too great of a risk to simply abandon science all together and go about our peaceful, God-ly way. That is not to say we should go around teaching our children about biology and computers and evolution; -no, that, too, is dangerous; -no, instead, we should have special schools for special children, children that have a proven aptitude for things scientific, and teach science there to only a select few. And of course the school should be run by priests who monitor the activities of the children and guide them so their work serves Jesus. Eventually the children can graduate and will be placed in a special division of the Jesus Loves Everything Superstore -- the Jesus Loves Research and Development Department, where they can work on devices that make us, not only better Christians, but even more militarily able, so we can conquer the heathen countries that threaten us. Hopefully, by then we will have mastered the Japanese device and use it to control what the conquered beleive, such that they become good Christians, just as we will all be good Christians, because we will all be fitted with the device.

I know, I know, it sounds far fetched; however, who's to say that Christians can't dream?

31 Comments:

Blogger Dr. JD Parnell said...

Yes! We must work diligently toward achieving this goal. The targeted use of science, where appropriate, for advancing the will of God and destroying heathen cultures is righteous and just. We are going to fight this evil with every weapon at our command!!

10:43 PM  
Blogger Spectral said...

Ah I see. The advancement of technology in our culture is obviously the work of SATAN! Of course, you failed to mention the fact that an "evil doomed to hell scientist" created computers and internet. Thusly, by creating this blog and posting on it using both such things, you're a hypocrite. Seriously, you people make me sick. You're giving christianity a bad name. You're corrupting your own religion inside and out by forcing your blind faith on every other person on earth. Myself? I believe that there is no possible way to PROOVE that there is a superior being, but I'm not denying the fact that one could exist. I'm skeptic about everything, and I don't like to randomly believe in stuff with an improbability of existance. I guess you could say I'm a textbook "Agnostic". Beliefs are something that should remain eternal to the person they belong to, not thrown around by another person because of what they think is right.

7:22 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

the proof, dear spectral, is all around you. the sky, the treas, you and me -- these are obviously the work of a higher power, for we live on an earth much too perfect to be a product of randomness. if you were to find a watch on the beach, would you chalk it up to randomness or would you use your brain and recognize that somebody made it, just like God made us? But even if this isn't enough for you, the Bible says there is a God and that Jesus was His son and that Jesus died for our sins. If the Bible says it happened, then it happened. Who are you to question such an ancient book?

If someone's belief system is clearly wrong, like yours, and condemns a person to eternal hellfire, it is my duty as a Christian to try to save that person from their fate. That is why I am really excited about the possibility of a mind control device, for then people like you won't have a choice. Hopefully, one day we can all meet up in church and sing hymns together.

6:01 PM  
Blogger Not Damned said...

Spectral, you are right about the abomination of the internet leading man down a dark path and it is surely a tool of the devil. However, you can Satan's own device against him, just like you can slit the throat of an evil Wiccan with his own ceremonial daggar, would you not take that opportunity because the ritual daggar is a direct link to Satan? Along the same lines, could you use an abortion device to suck out the brain of an abortion doctor? I think it would propel God's glory if you used the very same tool of the beast against him, turning the tables as such. Obviously your "free will" doesn't let you think of these scenarios itself.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

not damned, your heart is definitely in the right place, for using Satan's devices against him and all evil doers is a glorious thing. However, you must be careful not to cross the line into promoting the death penalty. While abortion doctors should definitely be punished and I rejoice at the fact they are condemned to an eternity in hell, sucking their brains out with their devices would most likely kill them. Instead, we should do something a little less drastic, like puncturing their skull with scissors (the same thing they do for a partial birth abortion) and then labotimizing them. I think that would strike a more appropriate balance.

2:50 PM  
Anonymous ~souba~ said...

Japan is not evil, it is awesome! I take serious offense to that!

7:15 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

souba -- Japan IS evil, for it is not a Christian nation; it is a nation of spirit worshipers. and need i remind you of the rape of nanking? that's just history, though -- their present is no less evil, for they are world's leading inventor God-less devices that invite sin and filth into our homes.

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll always be amazed at how some people just don't give G*d enough credit. Do you really think He couldn't be smart enough, creative enough, or powerful enough to come up with evolution?!? Someone made the rules of science, but the rules of science are still there. We are just slowly learning the beauty of His world through study and the natural curiosity He gifted us with.

Or do you propose that YOU, and only you, know G*d's will?

5:40 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

anonymous -- i would never propose such a thing. i would, however, suggest that the bible is the word of God, and when He said he created the earth in six days and made man in his image, He wasn't lying. and if He wasn't lying, then evolution is simply not possible, given that it entails that we evolved from apes over millions of years. and while He may have given us curiosity, that was only to give us a choice between good and evil, between God and Satan. those of you that choose evolution before the bible are making such a choice, choosing darkness rather than light, hell rather than heaven.

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Thumper said...

Nathaniel---
What kind of mindless dribble are you spouting?

You claim the Bible is enlightenment? That it is God's word? Evolution is evil?

I studied the Bible for over 20 years, and while I may not be an expert, I found more contradictions than facts.
When ever I would inquire about them all that I would receive was nonsensical RATIONALIZINGS that tried to convince me that it didn't mean what was being said or that I was interpreting it incorrectly. "You have to have faith."

Give me a solid foundation for "faith" and I will joyfully hop on the bandwagon. Otherwise, I will follow the evidence and leave the mythology alone.

This evolutionary lie that you refer to is a lie based on solid proveable evidence that continues to grow on a daily basis. I can only assume that you do not see it because: 1) you do not understand it, or 2) do not want to understand it.

Since the goal of scientists is to find the truth, somewhere along the path the Bible and science must cross paths and become in agreement. That is, if the Bible is truly the word of God and not an elaborate concoction made up by a wandering tribe of fanatics.

On a different note, I will agree that the Bible does make some very nice points with regards to human interactions and the way that we should treat one another. (Of course, you have to ignore the majority of the OT, with its wanton murder of foreigners and its use of rape and slavery, to do so.)

I would love to be able to believe in some almighty being that will come to my rescue when things get too rough, however, the evidence as presented in the Bible does not meet the criteria.

As regards Japan being Evil, GET A LIFE! What makes you think that the US is a christian nation, or that it was founded by christians? Read your history. Most of the founding fathers were either atheists, agnostics, or deists, not christians.

3:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As far as that brittney spears thing- Do you really know any doc5tors who are giving breast augmentation surgery to ten year olds? And do you know any ten year olds who have augmentation the procedure?

3:30 AM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

anonymous -- i wasn't saying that girls were getting breast implants, although i can see where you might get that idea. what i was referring to is the original science is evil post, linked to in this post, where i describe how young girls are getting breasts from the hormones in food. this, you see, is all part of an evil plot by scientists and the devil to turn our daughters into temptress whores.

1:13 PM  
Blogger okidot said...

''Who are you to question such an ancient book?''

who are you to speak for god
your the devil . stop pointing fingers. ITS YOU THAT IS TRUELY EVIL

see you in hell

1:26 PM  
Blogger okidot said...

you evil evil man

''like puncturing their skull with scissors (the same thing they do for a partial birth abortion) and then labotimizing them. I think that would strike a more appropriate balance.''

you are so sick
so so sick

1:38 PM  
Blogger okidot said...

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1:39 PM  
Blogger Wynaro said...

Since i guess you think that all science and technology is evil then let me say this. I had condition where i had blood bleading into my brain. And if i didn't have that science and technoogy to fix it then i would be dead right now. So since it is the work of the devil does that mean that i was saved by the devil and not god?

1:09 PM  
Blogger Wynaro said...

I don't think you have the right to say that all science is evil. Is chemistry evil, is physics evil, is the physics that represents how our body works evil? Now i can speak about the internet. And yes i agree the internet can be used for very evil things. But it can also be used to pass valuable information from one person to another. The way we use science and technology determines if it is evil or if it isn't. Yes nuke's are an evil creation of science. But the amount of information that we get from science on how our universe works can greatly help our lives. Science has discovered many things that help us in our lives. It is just the people who use this science for bad things. Science has been used for good please remember that.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous ed said...

i suggest you open up a physics text book and begin to learn how beautifully this world works. How small offsets in geometry between two particles would completely throw off how conductors and how matter behave. How this allignment occurs naturally in electricty in 10^-9 seconds. thats (.00000001 seconds). All this occurs naturally, its due to an electric field, but that occurs naturally. how perfectly it works out. I was talking about this to a friend whos a physics major, and we both said the same thing. Its as if this whole world was engineered. You get results in physics that are so beautiful. Theres Phenomnon that we cant explain at times. It just is. You see geometry in this world that is so pefect that any single disallignment would mess up a bond. The same bond that holds water together. Does this proof god. No it doesnt. I cant write a mathematical expression and say ok this is god. We can never prove god. Thats why its called faith. You believe in it, because you do. You find evidence in your ownlife and the world around you to reason that is seems completely possible. You have faith because its something that seems right to you. To say that science is evil, is evil in its self. The science is here to understand the world around us, to observe its behavior and to learn from it. You talk about how science has made the youth morally corrupt. Guess what i'm 21 and you know what i see all around me everday. Irresponsible adults. I think thats who you should be blaming for evil. You say that science has made them sexually corrupt. You blame our national obesity problem on science. Hey heres a thought that burger you ate, YOU chose to it it. Its your responsibilty to eat right. Its your responsibilty to teach your kids to eat right. How can you blame science. I dont mean to insult you but please think over what you have written. Logically and with reason. Look at the problem as a whole (the big picture). What you have written is igronant, and this is putting it nicely. How does pornography have anthing to do with science. Because a scientist invented the digital camera along with the internet which made it possible for it to be viewed. Please read that and tell me if you still believe your argument. I'm not trying to insult you. I have learned that leads to a never ending cycle. . A feedback effect of anger and frustration that solves nothing. Science is not evil. By the way your using a computer right now..guess what science. Everything around you is science. That bible your reading, well without Guttenburgs printing press you would be way too poor to afford a hand copied bible by a monk.(THATS HOW IT WAS DONE IN THE OLD DAYS). OO yeah and now its even cheaper to own a bible so guess what you can thank science one more time. And whats keeping you from dying at any second oo yeah medicine yeah thats science too. Yes there is evil in this world. But its PEOPLE who decide to misuse technology. The same way medicine can save, it can kill me if i misuse it. I'm off to ready my physics text and go to a party.. enjoy your life and the world around you... find something you are passionate about and pursue it.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can´t believe there are people as ignorant as you are

12:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is rediculous.
Stop being such a fucking idiot and wake up.
COME OUT OF YOUR HOLES PEOPLE

youre complaining about the Japanese controlling people, then expalin a way to do it yourselves. How is this preferable to the japanese way?
It isnt

It is clear that you never really tried very well at school.

3:20 PM  
Anonymous ZAC said...

Everything that I said in part one. Plus: Science is great, You Suck, and I challenge anyone who thtinks the opposite of me. I am NOT going to HELL! There is nothing wrong with Science!!!. If Jesus loves everything, then he must also love science!;> and also, if God created everything, or so as you would say, then he also created science!!! Please excuse my spelling on this one and the other. I have not had much sleep.

4:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nathaniel, I am a Christian and I believe it is Satan who has affected our society in such a way that we have become perverse.
Science is not evil. It is what we choose to do with it.
And Japan isn't evil. If a majority of people are evil, there are still Japanese Christians who are righteous.

The thing is, I have never seen a Christian trying to hard for other people to accept a pointless ideology. Let's say u make them believe science is evil, they will not become Christians. They still won't believe.
You are a brother in Christ and i insist that instead of wasting your time having these pointless discussions you should go out there and preach the gospel. I love how you are so zealous for God. But I don't think some of your viewpoints are right. I was shocked when I read your last blog. When did it say in the bible that: "women are spinsters if they are not married by twenty"?
And why did you tell that guy to go to hell?

If you promote such a bad image of christianity for other people to see, it'll be even harder for them to believe in Christ. And if you manage that, it is you who might go to hell. For Jesus came and had compassion on the sinners. He didn't criticize them. He didn't rebuke them. He rebuked the pharisees - Those who know God but doesn't do what he says.

Nathan, I implore you. Grow in Christ and do what Jesus do. Would Jesus have made a blog about Japan and science being bad? No, he would have compassion on those who are suffering and actually do something about it.

It is hard to convince 99% of people to become a Christian and that is evident here. But if you start making an effort, then you will be rewarded. Respect other religions and people, for if you do that, at least you have a slight CHANCE that they will believe you. Love your enemies, have compassion on the lost.

Get into a good bible-spiritual based church without wonky ideologies. If you don't, you won't grow. If you don't grow you'll never know Jesus personally. If you don't know Jesus personally, he will say i don't know you get a way from me.

If Jesus is your friend, ask yourself: Are you Jesus's Friend?
"A wise man accepts rebuke" and i think you should accept mine. Sometimes you burn zealously and blindly. THe best example of this is Saul. Don't fall into that trap, for Satan can use your zeal against God.
I know this is not really related to your blog, but i cannot see a brother in Christ suffer by being deluded by Satan.

About science. Yes. We live in a deluded world. And don't tell me you don't get tempted to do sinful things also. You are also tempted and likewise around the world, everyone is tempted. And science has only been a tool for Satan to use. Science itself isn't evil. It is Satan who used it for evil.

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sceince is what it is, neither good nor evil, the only thing in this world that is good and evil is man, it is they way man has used science to do evil, just as man as used science to do good, so science isn't evil or good...man is

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

has anyone heard of free will? you know people choosing to serve god rather then made too? sorry didn't mean to disturb you blissful state of ignorance

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

has anyone heard of free will? you know people choosing to serve god rather then made too? sorry didn't mean to disturb you blissful state of ignorance

3:35 PM  
Anonymous ZAC said...

The sky is there only due to the GRAVITY of the Earth!!! It is blue due to a reflection of blue light particles into our eyes. The Earth formed from a rotating disk of gas around 6 billion years ago. The heavy elements gathered and formed large rocks that collided with others to create a planet! The light gases came together H, HE to form the sun, a star. The Earth and the sun along with seven other planets and "dwarf planets" are round because gravity pulls in all directions in space, pulling everything uniformly into a circle. NOT EVERYONE in Japan practices the older religions. Most are Christians and many are like you. There is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY to control minds!!! We are not perfect, humans get and inherit diseases and cancer. We cannot smell blood concentrations down to less than one part per million, hearing like a bat, smelling like a bear, or able to send out sonar like dolphins. The ONLY THING that makes is special from all other species is our genetic makeup (ALL but 2% SHARED BY CHIMPS!!), ability to walk upright, and opposable thumbs. You are only looking at certain parts of science. NASA cannot be evil, nor can aerospace engineering, which are designing aircraft to end wars, and inadvertently killing those that you call "heathens" "Islamic".

I agree 100% with ed, wynaro, and thumper. Listen to their words of not mine. Though I am only 14, I have some insightful views.

3:30 AM  
Anonymous Skeptical said...

(undoubtedly after this you will say i will rot in hell and that satan has corrupted me. never the less.......)

OF COURSE!the japanese are following the work of "satan" by using "mind control devices". Therefor, if we use these mind control devices, we are following the will of "god"! Not satan even though we would be doing the exact same thing as he wanted them to do! They worship spirits and a higher power different from ours;therefor they are evil, even though we worship spirits, a higher power, and a man we believe to be is son! WE'RE 100% different from them though! No doubt!

Your work is nothing but ignorrent garbage. If you truly believe that god wants peace, go ahead and war and fight with those who do not share your beliefs. May you rot in your own belief of hell.

Try fighting this "evil" with logic, although it is obviously beyond your grasp.

Technology is not evil. It by definition is simply something that makes our lives easier.

2:04 AM  
Blogger Anonyman said...

Well your fairly brain-dead such that you pose no threat.

Now who the fuck did Parnell kill to get the doctor title. Or is he one of those guys who just calls himself that because he feels like it?

9:51 PM  
Anonymous Fr. Ochoa said...

Mind control is a sin. God didn't force Adam and Eve to not take the fruit of the tree. And if you were to kill an abortion doctor or a wiccan, that would also be a sin because Christ taught us to be loving and forgiving. God is the Lord of Life, not you. Who are you to have the right to take a life?
Technology is not evil, only in some ways it can be used. It can be used for entertainmet, for the betterment of the human race, for the spreading of the Gospel message, or it can be used for evil.
Also, another's beliefs must be respected. You can't tell someone that they are going to burn in hell just because they don't believe in the same god as you do, or any god at all for that matter.
If Christ on Earth did not judge, then why should you?
Oh, and Nathaniel, why do you rejoice in the damnation of a person's soul if God himself mourns it? Is it not said that there would be more joy in heaven if one sinner repents than for a righteous man to stay holy?
For you know-nothings out there, Japan IS Christian. In fact, Nagasaki is one of the most Catholic cities in Japan.
And what is so wrong with evolution? God gave us a brain so that we may use it. So that we may delight in solving the mysteries He has set forth before us. The Bible is not completely literal. The "7 Days" is a metaphor for a long period of time. How do you explain fossil remains of dinosaurs? Do you really believe that the Book of Judges is literal, and that Shamgar killed exactly the number of people he did with an oxwhip? And to those skepticists out there, what about "blessed is he who believes, yet has not seen?"
To Nathaniel- you're a lunatic. You really believe that scientists and Lucifer are working together to turn our daughters into temptress whores? If this is the case, then why don't you prove it?

Don't use Satan as a scapegoat, for you know very well that people chose to do evil things. You're not that stupid. You know that there are good people out there also.

It is because of you people that atheists continue to be godless. Your extremism is based upon Sola Scriptura, an unhealthy interpretation.

Brothers and sisters, I truly hope that you will look to the Catholic Chruch, at least once, to talk to a member of the clergy and debate with them, instead of letting off steam on the internet.


Euntes ergo docete omnes gentes...

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Bashar Bello Linguist said...

Science is evil...That is what i stand,and no matter how passionating words you are using you can't conviced me to agree that science has any 'silly' good in our life.

2:27 AM  
Anonymous Bashar Bello Linguist said...

Its disservice to humanity to leave Michael Shermer's words to go unvai,without any abracadabra 'some say argue' on him. I am not a science student though am together with science students. What always dubious me is that: almost science studens believes in "BING BANG THEORY, LAMARK THEORY,DARWINS THEORY" and claim to be respectful to their religion. Irrespective of my religion,no any religion that believed in them,vividly to the abhored it vehemently. Science has no any vital role to the development of dis universe as some scientist posses. I dont want dump my view with much cavaet,therefore I will rest my case,because the case has already rested. My dee trial is that 'SCIENCE HAN NO ANY SILLY ROLE IN OUR LIFE'.

5:22 AM  

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