Monday, October 10, 2005

Science Is Evil

I ask you, when you look around our towns and our cities, when you watch tv and go to movies, what do you see? Pornography! It's everywhere, infesting our public squares with scantily clad, whore-like Jezebells that tempt our sons and daughters into sin. IT didn't used to be this way. Our children weren't robbed of their innocence by slickly (and slimly)produced television shows, music videos, and advertisements beating down on them as surely as the sun beats down on sunbathers at the beach. Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson -- they gyrate and flaunt their breasts, practically throwing them in our faces so that we can't even look away. And this dilemma -- this tragedy -- is even manifesting itself in our childrens' physical appearance, as girls are growing breasts and menstruating at younger and younger ages.

What happened? How did we go from a small town country, where we waived to each other on the street, worshipped together, and didn't have to worry about our children being led into sin, into this cesspool? I think I've found the answer, and it lays in our daughters' breasts. Science. It's science that's been mutating our children, as we pump hormones and chemicals into our cattle and poison the nation's food supply. And it's science that brought us television and movies to warp our children's' minds with pornography, science that has created a veritable bazaar of abortion to feed the Godless' appetite for stem cells. And it will be science that creates the first cloned human being. Science, therefore, is evil.

So what do we do? Surely this nation can't live without science, doubters will undoubtedly say. But we can. Look at the state of America's economy today. We've been outsourcing so many jobs to India and China, why wouldn't it be possible to give them all of our science jobs. They are heathens and will always be heathens, so let them be tempted by the sin that will surely follow. Instead of biotechnology and computer science, we can focus on Jesus Loves Everything Superstores, reforming our economy so it's better prepared for the end times. Then we will no longer need to teach science in schools, thus depriving our children of the seeds of doubt in the power of our Lord, that He created the world in six days, and that we did not descend from apes. Instead of science, our children can be taught the Bible and how to respect authority; and when they get a little older, we can add instruction on how to be a better Jesus Loves Everything Superstore Employee, so that when they are ready to be sent off to work, they will be the best employees the world has ever seen.

90 Comments:

Blogger Rob said...

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7:24 PM  
Blogger Electric Grandmother said...

God bless you

8:34 PM  
Blogger Nate said...

Yeah,I find your distastefull, offensive, sexist views of us "heathens" are very offensive.
IF this is a joke, har har. Rather than attempting to reason with those such as yourself, I have learned to let it go and allow you to live in your blssfully ignorant, pre-appocolyptic mindset. even so, I am submitting this blog site to the Administrators so it can be romoved.

- Mother Earth bless you all-

4:37 PM  
Blogger Sirius said...

HAHAHA! This is the funniest thing I've ever read!

There should be more comedians like you around, this is the stuff we need to keep kids from depression.

Everyone knows that all science is doing is helping people live longer and making lives easier, for those that invent and for those that purchase.

Hehe, "I know! Let's give the people without an education OUR jobs in science, this way nobody makes money and we have more Indians/Asians in America than Caucasians."

How about this: Science makes our lives easier to live, so we can work harder to raise our children properly. The only reason the media reveals as much as it does is because modern parents are as much as children as THEIR children.

This isn't all bad: They have a child-like spirit that loves to have fun, but it also shows in how irresponsible many of us adults are.

I have a solution: We act like adults, and raise our children right, and our children can grow up and live the way they want to, using our guidance to help make their decisions.

If your child becomes a hooker, it's not science's fault, the only thing science did for that was make it so she didn't get pregnant all the time. It's your fault.

Aaah, this was funny.

4:37 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

nate: you are an idiot. i would not normally say that to a commentor, since i like to ENCOURAGE DISCUSSION, but since you threaten my freedom of speech simply because you disagree with the content of this site, i have no choice. may you burn in hell.

6:05 PM  
Blogger Sirius said...

Well I do agree that nate was a little harsh, but giving him permission to burn in hell seems a bit extreme.

He seems to just be irritated.

6:14 PM  
Blogger Nate said...

First off, I need not YOUR permission to g to hell.

Secondly, those who abuse their right to freedom of speech no longer have it.

Although it is truth I disagree with the beliefs posted formerly, there is a line between posting your beliefs and being offensive about it... thence which you have crossed.

8:15 PM  
Blogger Nate said...

P.S. hehe, resorting to name-calling?... tsk* tsk* what would jesus say about that?

-also... this IS NOT open discussion this is simply YOU and some others having a one-sided pity party, saying anything contrary to your beliefs gets people called an idiot.

10:34 PM  
Blogger Scott Nenni said...

hahahaha. This is hilarious. Your satirical depiction of Christians is sure to rile up the Religious Right. Scornful and funny. The Jesus people won't know what hit them

5:23 PM  
Anonymous ~souba~ said...

Sorry, I'm confused. What does science have to do with porn??

7:13 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

souba -- obviously you have not read the Apple is Evil post.

7:30 PM  
Blogger Des said...

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12:02 AM  
Blogger Des said...

So removal of science would render your blog a moot point. We would not longer be able to use electricity, drive SUV's (or other automobiles, for that matter) or even use fire. The human race would be in a sad state of affairs without technology.

Oh, you only meant the things that you do not agree with? Like letting people die because researchers are not allowed to find a cure for cancer? Or diabetes? or Alzheimers?

I won't argue that Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson are skanks. Its simply a fact of nature. Like trees have leaves, or grass is green. But they are not the result of science. They are the result of society's desire to be perfect and talented.

As well, isn't girls hitting puberty earlier a good thing? Doesn't that mean they can produce more children to follow the will of God? A hundred and fifty years ago women were considered spinsters if they were not married by the age of 20. Now they are crazy if they are married at that age. What have you to say about that?


As a side note, I would appreciate it very much if you shortened your posts to the following format: "May (whatever is causing you grief today) burn in hell."

Cheers!

12:17 AM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

des, i can see the lesbian cabal has found out about my site. but that's okay; for i relish the opportunity to combat you and all you stand for.

anyway, in God's eyes, women are spinsters if they are not married by twenty; however, i doubt that He approves of their early ripening, since it's not how He meant it to be.

as for the blog, i'm not amish; i'm not going to sit there and let my enemies create the world in the Devil's image with their newfangled tools. I will fight fire with fire.

2:42 PM  
Blogger Des said...

If it is happening, who are you to say that it is not God's will? Does he reveal to you, personally, every intimate detail of all his plans for all of history and all of existance? Some how, I do not think so.

By the way, fighting for women's rights does not make me a lesbian. I like my man-flesh just as much as the next gay man (or heterosexual female, whichever).

8:26 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

des -- fighting for women's "rights" may not make you a lesbian, but it still makes you a part of the lesbian cabal -- i.e., one those in league with the lesbians that control the government and media to perpetrate a vehemently anti-Christian bias. and you're still a witch.

9:35 PM  
Blogger Des said...

Well, I won't argue with you about my being a witch, but I do not try to influence the government or the media. I rarely show my public support for... well... anything, except amongst my friends and on my personal blog.

10:08 PM  
Anonymous pityparty said...

close-mind·ed (klōs'mīn'dĭd, klōz'-) or closed-mind·ed (klōzd'-)
adj.

Intolerant of the beliefs and opinions of others; stubbornly unreceptive to new ideas.
close'-mind'ed·ness n.

http://www.answers.com/closed-minded&r=67

EXAMPLE: "If you do not believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, and you do not accept Him as your savior, you will go to Hell."
http://jesusloveseverything.blogspot.com/2005/10/hell.html#links

11:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is ridiculous. Science is not evil. The way that man has handled it is.
If a driver is speeding down the road while drunk and hits and kills a pedestrian, does that make the vehicle he was driving evil, or even bad? (evil seems too strong a word here) Or does it make the person who was driving the vehicle while intoxicated the problem?
Science is a tool, nothing more. Science gave us the automobile, the knowledge to be able to rid ourselves of diseases, an understanding of building principles, and any other countless things.
How would Noah have been able to build his mythological Ark without some kind of understanding of building principles? Do your believe that the temple of King Solomon held itself up solely by God's will? Or maybe it was assembled in accordance with a knowledge of the strength of the materials involved and a proper understanding of how they should be assembled.

I always find it amusing to hear one's such as yourself belittle the things that you do not understand and then try to express ideas that rely on manuscripts written thousand of years ago when most of humanity still believed the world was flat.
These same manuscripts give two different accounts of "creation" in the first two chapters of this "Holy" book.

People such as you believe that the Earth is only 6000 years old despite ALL of the evidence otherwise. They believe that the Earth was completely covered with water during the "Flood", even though there isn't enough water on the entire planet to accomplish such a feat. You teach that all of mankind can from just two people from about 6000 years ago, while science has proven beyond the shadow of any doubt that man has existed on this planet as an intelligent creature for at least 20000 years and possibly as far back as 500000 years. (This is when fire first started being used, therefore showing signs of intelligence. These numbers may be adjusted SLIGHTLY depending on the criteria being used.)

The proponents of revealed religion consistently ignore the facts while spouting their opinions from the rooftops, all the while believing that they are doing God's will.
If they are, then so be it! I will still take reason over rationalizing anyday.

You preach the evils of science and technology without realizing the evil of your own ignorance.

3:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a waste of time writing and reading any of this. ridiculous argument - logically incorrect, inconsistent, mostly incoherent, and utterly useless. goes to show how christians can place themselves on a pedestal and look down on everyone else - it is called ignorance.

5:57 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

anonymous -- it's all fine and good to say i don't make sense, am ignorant, etc., etc.; but without giving me an example other than that you don't agree with me, i'm going to have to object to your accusations. you probably are not aware, but the Devil is perfectly capable of mind control and things like that to twist your reality, such that up is down and down is up. so to alleviate your concerns about the correctness of the facts on this site, i'm pretty sure you're just under the influence of the Devil. however, all is not lost, for with prayer and study of the Bible, God is certainly capable of taking over your heart and crushing the Devil within you.

7:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it quite interesting that you find technology so evil and yet here you are typing your blogs on your computer and posting them on the internet. Two of the most important technlogical breakthroughs in the last century. Interesting.

10:07 AM  
Blogger Styles Bitchly said...

Oy,wtf. Religion has damaged society far more than science has. People take their beliefs to such an extreme that they become ignorant and close minded. Get over yourself you pious nutjob.

9:30 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

styles bitchly -- i would say you've got it reversed: people without religion take themselves so seriously they are the ones that are ignorant. plus they are going to burn, burn in hell, and while they make this path for themselves, they corrupt our children with them, which is why they need to be punished.

2:03 PM  
Blogger okidot said...

hahahaha wow you are very insane.

breasts , are for feeding an infant at childbirth. After pregnacy the mother starts to produce milk which seeps through the nipples of the breasts.
Its society that has turned them into sex symbols ,
how you can say science is evil because of the sexual idealism of womens breasts is just insane.
science = the human understanding of of our nature. science is entirely man made .
therefore its you and me that are evil since we created science....

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Science is not evil. Human nature generally is. Everything has two edges. Science has wonderous advantages, and they become perverse in the hands of greedy people. Just as the same with Christianity. Remember folks, it was the first Crusade that was the greatest act of genocide in all of history. And they did it by faith in god, and killed killed and killed some more.
The solution is not the elimination of science, but rather, as someone else put it, to get parents to look after their children and buy a new TV. All recent TV's have the V-chip. If you have half a brain to read the manual, you can program the TV's to cut out all sexual content. That's why it's there.
The sexual content in the media is the fault of greed, and the popularity of sex among horny teenagers. Science has nothing to do with it. It's often meant for good purposes, and then someone comes along and uses it for something completely different from what it was originally used for.
By the way, Christians in my family and in my area would find you crazy.

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same guy as above, just decided to say one extra thing.

I know, specifically, a MORMON who'd find YOU crazy.

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The similarity to Swift's "A Modest Proposal" surely is intentional. If it is not, there is nothing I can say to change your belief: instead, I pray and hope that you find the truth, whatever it may be. If, however, you do mean to emulate satire, perhaps you could study and develop your talent before its exhibition. Satire is a delicate art; your piece, though satirical, is not good writing.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Trav said...

Ha ha you are all misguided fools LOl im only 17 yrz old and I dont believe in god or science the will of god is nothing u foolz worship nothing. The only real thing is divine love there is no god there is only faith in everything Allah, Shiva and Jesus are all idols of our subcosciousness we worship them as a person when they are an individual spirit making us oblivious to the world and what god is not doing, we use this self indulgence to express our misery for when bad things happen as well as if miracles save someone. So Nate im not trying to squash ur beliefs but the fact of the matter is no god is real it is all divine faith man, but i knw u religious types blame science on evil blame the source man our stupid governemnt they allow tht crap in
its no science fault its dirty politicians wanting us to love them lol science is what brought us this far and although science may destroy the world it can help save it too

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you shame the science community. children do have the option of watching anything they can. I admit tv has an impact but science came up with a little thing called the parental block. Teach your kids at an early age that this and that is wrong and you can program your children with your beliefs in god and your beliefs in society. you can put two children in public schools and only one is in the christian family. The one in the family of christians have more vurtues and can resist the sins that society offers all of us. i belive in god and science; in my opinion if you know better you can resist anything with the strength of god in your heart.

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

science that has created a veritable bazaar of abortion to feed the Godless' appetite for stem cells.

Get the facts strait. if the mother will die if she gives birth she gets an abortion. instead of throwing the baby in the trashcan they take the stem cells and put them to use to cure people. go to hell

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

science is not evil. who do you think made the universe to work as it does? God! It's the people who are led by evil that use science for perverted purposes. This blog isn't very reflective of a mind that has an understanding of truth. really, to say science itself is evil is to say the creator of this universe in all of its perfect order used evil to make everything.

12:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I mean really, is this a joke?

12:14 AM  
Anonymous Thomas Schultz said...

Y HALLO TEHRE EYE LYKE LARGICAL FALLIMUCIES TEW ESPLAIN TIHNGS I DONUT UDDERSTANDINIG

That's about as logically and intellectually coherent as your thoughtprocess as it regards science. If you had even the basic cognizance required to formulate your own opinion... IE, you didn't blindly accept ridiculous mythos from ancient, uneducated civilizations as they're passed onto you by previously brainwashed sycophants... you'd recognize that "science" has no intrinsic moral quality. Science is merely the process of observing the nature of something, and then applying the results of observation in whatever desired way. It can be used for anything, by anyone, to do anything. Making blanket statements about something that incredibly dynamic makes you an unequivocated idiot. Toodles.

~Tom Schultz

3:54 AM  
Anonymous Thomas Schultz said...

PS: If a God does/did exist, I'm sure he would desire your utter and complete destruction, simply because you squander the gift of life so meaninglessly on your witless superstitions, castigations, and shamanism. Congrats on failing at existence.

3:58 AM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

thomas -- given all the fancy-pants words you use to criticize the truth that science is, in fact, evil, i can see exactly how satan corrupted your mind: he made you think you were smart and fall in love with your own self-importance. well, i'm here to tell you: you are not that smart, especially not in any spiritual way, which is why you will one day find yourself experiencing an eternity in hell.

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Thomas Schultz said...

Obviously, the quotient of fanciness to pantciness dictates that I am, indeed, demonically possessed. Furthermore, by King David's Postulate, any word that containing three or more syllables is blasphemous heresy, and any statements containing such words are automatically invalidated.

PS: I saw a Christian guy on a street corner today with a sign about Jesus loving everyone. I yelled that Jesus failed at him repeatedly, and he flicked me off. I thought that was pretty funny. What would Jesus do in that situation, aside from getting nailed to slats of wood and dying a pointless but highly appropriate death?

5:24 PM  
Blogger Alex said...

Perhaps you could direct us to a science journal or some sort of certified publication that would back up your statement on hormones being fed to cattle and thus resulting in the corruption and damnation of young women everywhere by serving their biological development sooner. Otherwise, all I'm hearing is someone talking out of their ass with speculation and blind suspicion.

And you go on and on about all the corruption of today's youth at popular culture and how these things are a guaranteed slot to hell. It's always been this way; what was once recognized as filthy and depraved eventually becomes tame and socially acceptable. For example, it was considered immoral for a married couple to share a bed about 50 years ago. Do you believe our culture continues to find this graceless and sinful?

There's always going to be something you and the people that share same sordid mentality as you will convince yourselves is something God hates. Like all he does is just sit on a cloud watching us and waiting for us to screw up enough times that would merit himself just reason to send us to eternal damnation. And if you do think acts like Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson are the worst in our society today, you have no idea just how deep the rabbit hole goes as far as mainstream media is concerned (see: Fox News).

6:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha yeah and make children not to think by themselves...

12:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is insane.

I love porn.

Science is truth. Religion is wishful thinking.

Is it true you don't believe in gravity?

Hahahaha

p.s. 'Jesus loves everything' superstores? Oh fuck off.

p.p.s. if Jesus loves everything does he love porn, breasts and hot man love?

5:02 PM  
Anonymous ZAC said...

WAHAHAHA This IS the FUNNIEST thing that I have ever read. When you're parylized from an accident, you WILL NEED those stem cells to LIVE. So don't start crying about that. Science is everywhere!!!
Without science, there would be no computers so that you can post this garbage on the net! You would have to shout these lies from a street corner! Without science, there would be no electricity or cars to drive your sorry ass to work and pay for the internet bills!!!
WAKE UP!
LEARN!!
Man did NOT evolve from apes!! They evolved with us from a common ancestor!
READ!
KNOW!

3:39 AM  
Anonymous ZAC said...

Nathaniel, you are the most close minded, retarded, freaking idiot in this blog. You are about as close minded as one of my former friends who was just as nutty as you! We weren't friends because he was nuts, and I hate you for the same reasons! Just because I am going for a PHD in Plysics does NOT make me a heathen! Go off and DIE you moronic hipporcrate! PS: why don't you get off of the internet if you say it's so evil. Just curious, what do you say about Harry Potter? Is he evil too now?

1:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I agree that because of this shit of science we are addicted to technology, lazy, the world is contaminated and there is genetic modification and all that stuff. But wait, what does science have to do with porn? That is a very strange thing you just said and I don't get it. Porn is not science, it more like entertainment for mentally-ill people. Science should be just 10% of our lives, art should be 45% and religion 45%. That way we can live a better life without necessarily being so ignorant that we don't even know what gravity is... but who cares about that anyways, you're not gonna do anything with that either, it just calms down your curiosity, unless you want to make some shitty anti-gravity machines scientists will never make because they don't care about the world and their laboratories will be under water...

1:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GO Thomas Schultz

GO ZAC

GO Sirius

2:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So your saying that trying to understand the world around us is evil, and that ingorance and exploitation is the path to heaven? I don't think that's in the bible anywhere...

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'there is no arguement against science here, so lets take a stab at porn and make it look like science'

close-mind·ed (klōs'mīn'dĭd, klōz'-) or closed-mind·ed (klōzd'-)
adj.

Intolerant of the beliefs and opinions of others; stubbornly unreceptive to new ideas.
close'-mind'ed·ness n.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Matt said...

http://www.eternal-productions.org/101science.html

This site actually proves that science isn't nonsense and supports the existence of God and Jesus.
Believe it or not, science actually supports creationism, which is probably why God created it. If you look at matter, physics, and gravity, no human can create it, so only a deity or a God like the one in the Bible could create it.

11:05 PM  
Blogger edpat said...

Jesus loves spelling :D

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You posted this article on the internet, which was created thanks to science. Selfownage, I might say.

4:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Britney Spears' choice of clothing is having a biological effect on young girls, causing them to mature at a younger age. Interesting theory, you should have it published in a scientific journal, oh that's right science is evil so disregard that. While your at it why don't you give your computer away or just destroy it, since science is responsible for its existence. If this isn't satire, it is one of the stupidest things I have ever read.

5:07 AM  
Blogger Will said...

Nate I listened patiently to your ranting until the last paragraph; I agreed (in part) to some things, disagreed with most others. I found your description of our state of morality disturbingly accurate; however, being a scientist, I must disagree with several of the things you said. Though I will defend your right to say it. However, you slipped up royally in that last paragraph, saying that "they" (apparently you meant fellow humans who live on the other side of the world and look considerably different than you) "are heathens and will always be heathens." The former may or may not be true, but you over-stepped yourself on the latter and were insulting. I can't argue with you that humans with science are like mad monkeys running around with loaded machine guns, but what science is supposed to be about is something that you and I (if you are as good a Christian as you claim) and Jesus Christ and God himself share. It's a simple 12 words that more Christians and scientists need to come to realize as being the whole point to the whole rig: the good of the human race is righteous, all else is heresy.

I'm just posing a hypothetical to you here Nate but here goes: The possibility exists that the planet Earth will be annihilated by one of the other bodies we share our solar system with. If the object were big enough it could completely destroy the planet itself thus ending all life including yours and mine. If it were big enough to cause that much damage we would probably see it with about 50+ years time to figure out how to do something about it, which I can gaurantee we could do, though our tool would be science. I suppose you feel your faith would sustain you and this would be the end prophesized, but what if your wrong, Nate? Nowhere in the bible does it say anything about this sort of scenario. Ok the point is this: it is considered suicide to just let a fire burn your house down and kill you w/out doing anything. I find it an ironic parellel that the whole earth could be on fire and you wouldn't use science to put it out.

7:18 PM  
Blogger Brett said...

While I agree that we are sadly in an age of pornography, is science really evil? Think about the advancements we've made due to science. I am a strong Christian, and I have to disagree that science is evil. Many evils have come about due to Christianity; for me, the Crusades and the Anabaptist marytyrs come to mind first. So because of these social results, does this mean Christianity is evil as well? Social results of a theory, field of study, or belief system do not discount its validity; I think you'd agree with me on this, and therefore science is not evil!

1:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow something on the internet thats inpossible to masterbate too

im hoping, for the love of humanity, that you are infact joking, just to push some buttons etc

i hope

if you wernt, then thats fine to, i doubt anyway will be able to move you from your mindset, so do the thinking world a favour and "shhh" :P

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Skeptical said...

To say that your beliefs are more correct and true than other is nothing more thanignorance. Can you honestly prove by any reasonable means that your belief is more correct than ANY other religion? I personally consider myself to be agnostic. (go ahead say satan has corrupted my mind and i will burn in hell, it seems to be your response to everything that goes against your beliefs) Let me pose the following questions to you:
If god created the universe, who created god?

If god forgives all, then why would he send anybody to hell? If your beliefs are true,would he simply not forgive them?

How can you claim something that has produced marvels such as medicine to be evil? Things that save numerous lives and cure the sick.

Religous extremeism and intollerance have began countless wars throughout history, yet they claim to support nothing but peace. I, being agnostic, do not deny the existance of a god, but simply think that it is beyond the comprehension of the human mind. It cannot be proved or disproved.

1:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how you say because of britney spears and jessica simpson Women are menstruating earlier! if you had ANY common sense you would know that menstruating is completely random and happens for girl between the age of 8-18. Dumbass

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I have to say is what the hell is wrong with you? You let your relgious beleifs cover up the fact that science has not only improved our way of living but also has made the avergae life span in humans rise drastically. What is going on today isnt any diffrent then how it was back then..Girls got married age 12!!! Today;s world actually makes people get married alot older...like 18..piss off..im done i dont even wanna talk anymore!!!

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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11:04 AM  
Blogger Jacob said...

If you hate science so much, why are you using a computer to post this blog on the internet? All these things were created by science. Don't you mean that "parts" of science are evil? I'm sure you'd be singing a different tune if you were suddenly without your car, computer, television, cell phone, microwave, straightening iron, electricity, plumbing, make-up, and everything else that was made through science.

I don't know why I'm wasting my time. You're going to delete this post anyway, like the hypocrite you undoubtedly are.

5:11 PM  
Blogger Joshua said...

This is satire, right?
That's really the only way I can receive this. I can't consider it in the least serious.

9:51 PM  
Blogger Joshua said...

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10:07 PM  
Anonymous Tom C. IV said...

Dude this was too funny. He is acting as if he is serious. It is all a joke a rather funny one. PORN this PORN that, its sarcasm at its finest. I really enjoyed reading this!

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was ana atheist before i saw this site and now you have converted me.

Nathaniel i agree with you completley.

I recommende you watch some videos from
www.redtube.com
www.xnxx.com

These sites made realise how right the bible is. Praise Jesus.

1:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking as a heathen, I don't like science either, and I don't think we should dump it on other countries.
And how can I get a job in that Jesus L. E. Superstore? Is it anything like Walmart?

5:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree totally with the redtube user.. i love porn now!! thankyou Nathaniel :)

3:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How funny did you write this yourself
oh and i love Science i find it more believable than religion and if i'm going to hell i hope they have beer in hell

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I try to be an avid Christ-follower, and I do not entirely appreciate my faith being associated with the cliche of arrogant, offensive rednecked-ness. Science is NOT the root of all evil; it is how people have chosen to employ it that results in lies and pornography and all that stuff.

Second, "Christ Superstore"??? Seriously? So all our bright young minds should become cashiers at a discount store? As well as the collapse of the backbone of the free world as we know it!

Science is EVERYWHERE. There is no running, no hiding from it. The sun is science; grass is science; the medium by which you posted this offensive blog is your twisted view of science.

Also, condemning the rest of the earth and God's children in exchange for self-preservation and maintaining a "Holier-Than-Thou" attitude is NOT a very good tactic to help His kingdom.

My final thought:
As we are told to preach, teach, and baptize in His name, how will people of other faith or no faith view God and Christianity altogether?

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, science also invented this little blog that you use to type your views about why it's evil. And the car you most likely drive. And the cell phone you most likely use.

And that television you hate? Utilized by Christians all the time. Christians love science really. You really hate science? Really want to put a stop to it. Get off the computer. Remove everything in your house that functions off of electricity. No longer use your faucets (since science made it possible) move to the middle of no where and become Amish - because right now you're an enormous hypocrite.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, Indians and Chinese people are heathens? Just automatically? You understand that China and India both have pretty well developed Christian denominations right?

I suppose you wouldn't.

I think this is supposed to be satire. It's satire right? Tell me it's satire.

11:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCIENCE IS EVIL. IT IS SATAN"S WAY OF TURNING US AWAY FROM GOD.

THINK ABOUT IT.

HUMANS EVOLVING FROM APES? DINOSAURS? ATOMS? THE BIG BANG THEORY????????

BULLCRAP.

WE CAME FROM ADAM AND EVE AND ORIGINATED FROM THE HANDS OF GOD.

THESE SO CALLED FOSSILS AND EVIDENCE IS JUST THERE TO TRICK YOU INTO BELIEVEING THERE IS NO GOD.

TRUST ME THERE IS AND HE WATCHES OVER US.

LIFE IS A TEST.
FOLLOW JESUS CHRIST AND HIS FATHER AND THEIR FOOTSTEPS.

YOU CAN REPENT. IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Feral said...

Science is everything. it is the way the truth and the light. Religions are obsolete. You will be assimilated into the collective. Resistance is futile.

2:03 PM  
Blogger GrangerCIS204 said...

Heh, what a quaint idea. This blog is like a living postcard from the dark ages.

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes praise Jesus, he loves everything (but science, he can't stand it oh himy oh himy)

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am christian, i also think you are a giant, raging, flaming GAPING asshole, who has probably never had sex, and you will for sure forever burn in hell. WHY? because your an irrogant basterd who will probably blow up a school for teaching evolution. Science has bettered societyin every way. Medical science for one, unless you want to go back to the days when our average life expectancy was less than 40. We also have solid evidence of evolution, but its just a blasphimist theory, no, no its not. You know what else is a scientific theory, GRAVITY, earth rotating the sun, and just curious, why are you using the internet if the science behind it is evil. so, to sum it up, go suck glen becks chubby penis. ACDC IRON MAIDEN AND BLACK SABBATH ARE AWESOME!!!

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are great. All of you!! Thank you so much.

12:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your are on a "computer" calling "Science" evil. I wonder how many other conveniences you enjoy thanks to Science yet you call it evil. If you are serious about what you are saying, then you are not only a moron but a hypocrite as well along with anyone else who agrees with you. If you have such a problem with science go Amish and even they enjoy some modern conveniences so how about just go to the middle east and crawl in a cave.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Carter Babb.thats my real name.come at me bro. said...

My belief system is a very strange one, and if you canfind a curch that follows this, i will be glad.i belive that science and religon are to sides of the same coin.Let me explain. the laws of momentum are always true in or forseeable future.however if you look closley, you will come across miricles that are not 100% explainable, that still use this law.The hands of both science and god are in on this.one great point that both sides make is that all evidence has holes in it and is mostly inconclusive. well yeah.no s**t sherlock.how are we supposed to prove that anything happened 1000000000000000000000+ years ago?we cant. so both sides may be incorrect.i chose however to follow both sides of the coin.on the subject of nate, who wants this taken down, he is wrong, but not wholly so. if he finds it offencive, thats his right for him to try to have it taken down, however as my civics teacher told us in high school, my right stop where yours begin. so no. i dont belive that this post should be taken down.on the hormon thing, i reccomend a movie called FOOD, inc. it is a very informative film on the farming industries. dont however, look at it from one side, go to a farmers website to check your own info. athiest belive that information is on thier side. i belived in god, did my home work, and i still belive in god. i am proof that a status of equilibrium is possible.

12:18 AM  
Blogger jrb307 said...

I think it's is funny that you use a computer and via that the internet to get your "anti-science" message out. If science is evil than so is the computer you're using, since it was created by science and so is the air conditioned air you're feeling. Science isn't evil people like you who can't get there old ignorant head out of there a** to see the picture are evil and cause many of the problems in this country. I'd like to see how quickly you change your tune when you or someone you love needs a heart transplant or gets cancer, because praying to god won't help them, but science will do everything it can to save them.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear sir.
Please dig a very deep hole and sit in it.
Wait for the rain.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody is threatening you freedom of speech. It's our freedom of speech to make fun of you, but we would never dream of take away your rights. I hate what you say but I defend your right to the death to say it.

By the way. After you die, it's actually pretty much the same as before you're born.

8:53 PM  
Anonymous The voice of reason said...

This is why we are not advancing as a civilization. That kind of mentality does not, and never will, allow people to explore for themselves, to broaden their horizons, to make progress for the betterment of mankind. What you are asking is for is complete reversion of all the progress humanity has made as a whole, simply because girls are menstruating earlier. You believe that any form of progress made by humanity is Satanic, as though it will bring plagues and the end times to our lives.

It is people like you that give a bad name to Christians everywhere. You are making a fool of yourself.

Having that mentality, by definition, makes you my polar opposite. You are what holds back progress.

You sir, or madame, whatever the case may be, are my enemy.

Sincerely, an aspiring thinker.

11:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Humans are no more than an ape with a slightly more advanced brain (in your case not so much). Every single thing a human does is in some way in order to protect or advance the biological imperative. You are denying what you are and placing all of your "faith" into something that simply isn't there. You are just an animal, we are all just animals. Deal with it, we are not special.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait. This IS a joke, right?

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're an intellectual train wreck.

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you're an agent of Satan Nathaniel. Spreading negativity throughout this blog. Have fun getting burned to a crisp in the lake of fire!

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure Satan hasn't corrupted your mind Nathaniel? Because all you're doing is spreading hate. You're evil buddy, and you will BURN.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think about this........if God created man..and man created pornography....then pornography must be a gift from God Nathaniel!

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is the funniest most ludicrous thing i have read all day, you people should do stand up cause you are a riot!

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The good thing about science is that it doesn't care if you believe in it or not, it's there anyway whether you like it or not...

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys, "Jesus Loves Everything Superstores"? I mean come on. This post is so obviously a joke.

11:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to wonder if Nathaniel has since given up all material goods that originated in a laboratory and gone to live in the wild, living in a cave and eating only those foods that he can hunt and gather with his bare hands. It's been about 8 years, so ... how about it, Nate? How's the good life of a primitive cave-dweller?

1:37 PM  

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