Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Harvest of Souls (A Short Hymn)

A Hearty and Heartfelt Good Morning to all Fellow Christian Soldiers!

As I said previously, the blasphemy that I have been reading in the many comments concerning the posts on this site has been very disturbing, but hardly surprising. What I find particularly unacceptable is the degree of cynical, belligerent sarcasm in some of the comments. For instance, one youngster simulated clapping hands, and said "Bravo Parnell, Bravo", immediately followed by ruthless accusations. Perhaps, most disturbing of all are the accusations by many that this site is a not genuine - that it is a joke. I do believe that those of you who commit these acts of willful and premeditated blasphemy are lacking proper spiritual authority in your lives. I wrote previously about the need for canings as punishment for acts of willful and premeditated blasphemy. But, my oh my!!! - I’ve come to realize, in my virtuous and true wisdom, that your needs for proper spiritual authority go so very far beyond that!!! You need a harsh, strict, severe, and righteous patriarch, such as Nathaniel and/or myself to guide you and show you the righteous way. What this country and indeed, this world, needs is a great harvest of lost souls to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. This harvesting will be undertaken by great and righteous patriarchs such as Nathaniel and myself. I want your souls to become part of this great and glorious harvest!!! However, in order to find God and tread along the righteous path away from eternal hellfire and toward Salvation you will need a patriarch to provide the harsh and severe spiritual authority that your lost souls so desperately need! I have composed a brief hymn as a first step toward leading you wretched, Godless young sinners away from the evils of liberalism, secularism, and witchcraft. Therefore, forlorn young sinners, I give you the hymn!!!

Behold now children, Behold!
The Lord doth beckon,
Come hither and behold,
Thou shalt submit unto the Lord!

Children, Children,
Do not turn away,
Come hither and Behold!
The Glory of the Lord!

Your former hopes have fled,
Your terror now begins!
Saviour of these sin-sick souls,
Let the harvesting begin!

You were born into this world,
A world that leads ye astray
Depraved and wretched sinners
Your time is running short!

Your former hopes have fled,
Your terror now begins!
Saviour of these sin-sick souls,
Let the harvesting begin!

Give ye faith to make thee whole,
Take away thine inbred sin!
Savior of these sin-sick souls,
Let the harvesting begin!

Obey now Children, Obey,
Submit unto the Lord
Saviour of these sin-sick souls,
Let the harvesting begin!

5 Comments:

Blogger sik_n_dmntd said...

Our father, who arte in Hell.
Satan be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thou will done
on earth as it is in Hell.
Give us this day our daily porn.
and celebrate our tresspasses as we piss of those who piss us off.
and lead them all into temptation
but deliver them from a life devoid of intellectual thought.
for you dont exist and neither does god.

4:19 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

sick n dmntd --

Oh sinner,
have your porn,
have your porn,
but remember:
you will be torn,
ripped and torn,
ripped and torn,
in Hell,
in Hell.

Oh sinner,
the righteous path,
the righteous path
was not for you
but you will be crushed
crushed and burned
crushed and burned
in Hell,
in Hell.

Oh sinner,
you think it's
intellectual thought,
intellectual thought,
but it's all for naught:
you will be cut,
whipped and cut
whipped and cut,
in Hell,
in Hell.

Oh sinner,
you will pay,
you will pay,
for God will have
His Way,
His Way,,
and you'll be nothing
but a pool of blood
a pool of blood,
in Hell
in Hell.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Dr. JD Parnell said...

sik-n-dmntd

Know this! What you have in this life, including any hopes and dreams for the future, are meaningless. The terrors and tortures of hell are eternal. Your doom is imminent. Repent now! In hell, you will not be "hanging out" at some subterranean bar drinking a beer. To get a more visual interpretation of what you and like-minded sinners face buy or rent the movie "Event horizon". Please get to church ASAP. Not just any church - but a traditional christian church with wholesome values. You must begin the process of harkening back to the days of yore. Great and righteous Christian patriarchs like us are here to help guide you along this path. But it won't be easy! Your life is lacking proper spiritual authority, spiritiual authority that we can provide. I will go into greater detail on how we can provide this in a later post. We will pray for your redemption!

5:02 PM  
Anonymous ZAC said...

nathaniel, dr. jd parnell

Oh, you're nuts
You're nuts
You're nuts
Like a fruit cake!

It's all a lie
It's all a lie
You're nuts
You're nuts
You're nuts

People like you, made me leave
People like you, made me leave

Thats your logic?
Thats your logic?
You're nuts
You're nuts
You're nuts

Neither are real
Neither are real
So, take your vengeance
Take your vengeance

Don't wait for nothing
Do it yourself

What proves anything?
What proves anything?
What makes you so right?
And yet so wrong?

When was fiction real?
When was fiction real?
Pages stamped with lies
Pages stamped with lies

Why no reality?
Why no reality?

It's you who destroys the world
It's you who destroys the world

Death of the human race
Death of the human race

Thank you for your time.
P.S. sick n dmntd, you're not sick and demented, reginleif from that sick bedtime story is sick and demented. You have intelligence, something quickly becoming rare in the U.S. and all over the world.

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Y-H will rip your soul from your sunken wasted flesh. Your breath is poison and your words as false as your disciples. I hope He does come to you and show you truth, and in your last hour, your Gentile soul will see truth.

8:15 PM  

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