Thursday, March 08, 2007

Women With Guns Get Raped

I love the military and our hero soldiers because they risk everything to protect this wonderful Christian nation. Every man that signs up to fight for America's freedom to worship the Lord Jesus Christ is a hero and will, upon death, be praised by God for living such a righteous existence. That is, of course, as long as the soldier is a Christian, which he most likely will be if news reports are correct. But there is another reason I love the military: it is a microcosm of the order of things. Order and discipline are to be respected, and non-Christians are reprimanded. And now I've just read this: women in the military are treated as sexual objects. If you read the article, it interviews dozens of women who claim to have been sexually assaulted by our heroes and states that sexual assault and harassment are rampant in the military. I'm sure many people will react with outrage; however, those who are effected in such a way have embraced feminism and deny that women's' natural place is in the home rearing children and serving her husband. Luckily, in the military, where soldiers scoff at liberal attempts to rearrange the natural of order of things because our boys are threatened every day by evil Muslims and don't have the luxury of placating lesbians of feminists (unless they want to die), we have a bastion of goodness and wholesomeness. So, while corrupt senators and other political leaders -- tricked by the evils of witchcraft -- may force women upon the military, our soldiers are intelligent enough, Christian enough, and brave enough to put them in their place. For it is a crime against nature and God to have women serving in the military, driving tanks, carrying guns, etc. etc.. Women who insist on offending God deserve the leers and gropes, and all should remember such things would never happen if the women were at home serving their men.


Anonymous Led Head said...

10:34 PM  
Blogger Marionette said...

So you condone rape now? Most of these women are 18-20 years old- no husbands, no children. The majority of these women sent to Iraq (by the president who you seem to favor so much) have been sexually assaulted by a group of people that are trained to take a bullet for each other. It's like being attacked by your own shield.

All of a sudden love of country is a crime?

I shall pray for your soul. Your means of getting attention are most warped. Honestly, you think I can't tell what a real Christian sounds like?

1:19 PM  
Blogger Ryven said...

Charming, sweetie. You'll have to try harder than that to get your readers riled up, though. Methinks they're pretty jaded to this sort of thing by now.

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Led Head said...

Love the avatar, Ryven! So appropo!

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Psst! Nathaniel! Come here a minute!

You might want to check this site out:

This is a truly evil site run by evil evil women, many of whom are members of the left wing lesbain cabala. Treeling75 is bleeding-heart liberal who condones babykilling and gay marriage, and has even admitted to having sexual relations with other women. Another young lady, known as "Siri" around the board, is 20 years old and is more interested in studying psychology than she is in finding a good husband to settle down and make babies with, although she loves to lead grown men on and later say that they are stalking her. Magicalobizuth is a power-hungry bitch from California, but I think God has punished her because she really is an ugly, shapeless blob. Oh, and by the way, she uses her husband for sex but has no interest in bearing his children, which I know you agree is evil.

These women ever so desperately need your help and council in order to come to the Lord, Nathaniel. I only hope you can find the courage to give it to them.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Ian Dawson said...

Hello, Nathaniel and Dr. Parnell. God bless you for all the work you two are doing to clean up the world He made for us. I am a new reader; I just wanted to encourage you to keep the faith and continue updating your blog.

As for this entry, I couldn't agree more. These women know that this is a Christian nation, and they also know that the Holy Bible quite clearly says that women shall stay at home serving their men and raising their children. If they must choose to sin and join the military, they must also choose to bear the consequences that all such sins carry.

Who knows, perhaps this claimed sexual assault might do these sinners good and help them become heterosexual, or at least show them that their lesbianism does them no good.

I hope to continue reading your blog and comment on your insightful entries.

Yours in Christ,

5:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Warning! Warning! Buttkisser approaching!

8:23 PM  
Blogger Marshy said...

lol i hope you all know this blog is fake.

10:01 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

marshy -- you know not of what you speak. it offends me that all of parnell and my hard work and dedication is turned into a joke by the likes of you.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've been reading your entries and i have realized how stupid can religion be. Shame on you, ignorant. Oh, welcome to the XXI century.


6:12 PM  
Blogger Liquafire said...

Personally i have gone to church for ages 4 to about 10 and i never really enjoted preaching, not that its bad but even out of the bible it can be warped into so many ways. But onto the subject, ive read the bible and NO WHERE in there does it say you can judge someone, GOD condones and GOD judges on those, so why are you so ignorant to everything? i can hardly believe that im hearing this from a FORMER reverand Parnell, i would rather join a gang then go to your church and sit through one of you long winded "Your all going to hell unless you torture your children into becoming MEEEEEEEEE!" speeches.
By the way, im new to this and i stumbled onthis blog by typing in Vertabretes for a biology class studying the EVOLUTION OF MAN and animals, mainly animals. i came across this on a google search after the word's "Jesus Loves Everything - Africa Is Evil" popped up and made me laugh so hard i could have broken a rib, my teacher got pissed though when she saw me on it and saw the titles and pictures. There are some horrible things on this website and I am gonna print half of these out just so I can read them during church or during my Math class.
-Thats all i wanted to say you'll be hearing more from me and judging by my lack of enthusiasm for god and my saying i haven't been to church in 5 years or so im guessing your gonna say something along the lines of "YOUR GOING TO HELL, IM A REAL REVERAND, BOW DOWN TO GOD OR DIE" cya :)

8:17 PM  
Blogger Liquafire said...

Oh, i almost forgot, Why do you hate muslims so much and why the hell is it that when i read this blog every time i hear something about war or evil 97% of the time your talking about Muslims, gays, lesbians, or women?
Thats all Rev. cya homie

8:21 PM  
Blogger Liquafire said...

Nathaniel, i have one question for your profile, why did you pick masking tape for whats the best tape for a sculpture? everyone knows that the best tape for ANYTHING is duct tape, DUCT TAPE MAN, it can fix CAR ENGINES (ask my dad), if you broke your arm you could probably fix it with duct tape (duct tape cast) common sense man.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous ewap said...

Nathaniel, have you given up posting?

6:04 PM  
Blogger Liquafire said...

In the Post "Please somebody burn down his house" an anonymous person said they would sew for what he was saying and i don't know if he went through with it, though its almost impossible to sue over a publicly owned web site, he might have had to get off this blog and google might not have bothered to delete it, i wish he made more cause i mean, comon, Africa is Evil and Women with Guns get Raped is horrible in all but its fucking hilarious to listen to this, "so called" rev. talk about shit no one else would aggree to.

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Freedom of speech. Unless it can be proved he was actually going through with any of the illegal actions he said he condoned, nothing on this blog is against the law.

9:52 PM  
Anonymous michelle said...

i love you.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

michelle -- i hope by "love" you mean in the way that God loves His children or I love my fellow man. if you mean the love of lust, then i condemn you to an eternity of hellfire.

3:59 PM  
Blogger Tole_Rage said...

I really hope i didn't just read that.
Hang on, I'll check again

Oh Jeez I really did.

Nathaniel - don't even get me started on how much of a fucktard you really are.

How dare you fall in love! Go directly to hell! Do not pass go! True Christians never experience feelings such as these!

Explain yourself.

3:13 AM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

tole-rage -- there is no need to explain myself, for the post says it all. let's be clear, though, i do not advocate the rape of women. no, my point is only that when women embrace the Devil and try to wander from the boundaries that God has created for them, bad things happen. like when they dress like whores, then men will take advantage of them; like when they try to join the military, male soldiers will harass them. that's just the way it is.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"sexually assaulted by our heros"? It is obvious to me that you have the spirit of Christ within you, and I would know because I hired Jesus Christ to be the editor of my site.

Like yours, it glorifies our men and women in uniform.

9:19 PM  
Anonymous drake said...

Satire isn't funny or even thought provoking when it is displayed in such an ugly manner.

I don't know what would be better - a Christian filled with such hate or an undercover atheist making Christians look evil. Whichever you are, you need to learn about grace.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No posts since March. Where's Nathaniel?

1:42 PM  
Anonymous NiHiLi said...

Somebody please tell me this site is a bad joke? Please?

12:43 PM  
Blogger E. L. said...

I would almost find this funny, if your own post didn't prove you never served in the military yourself. If you had, you would know women are legally barred from armor (tanks).

Stop cowering in the US and put on a uniform.

(BTW, I served 5 years in the Navy, including a deployment right after 9/11.)

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nathaniel - your blog is one of the most distressing things I've ever read. Even if it's a spoof, you've gone a bit wrong.
If, however, you are in earnest, I can honestly say that you are an affront to everything that is decent and sane, and it would be better for all of us if you slipped in the shower.

7:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've looked this blog over and I must say that it is disgusting.

1:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really REALLY hope this site is a huge joke.

1:50 AM  
Anonymous cassandra said...

Hey, where have u been?
I've just found out about this blog and really really admire what you've been doing.
I was once a heathen, and I first met the Lord Jesus Christ when I had my first Acute Schizophrenia.
It's a very spiritual and divine experience.
I am now a true believer.
And it's such a delight to know that there are so many crazy people everywhere.

10:15 PM  
Anonymous snobunny said...

So how long did it take you to come up with that? It's pretty imaginative. I love how some people actually think this blog is real lol people can get so riled up, haha

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




10:06 PM  
Anonymous Torik said...

Well obviously for you to respond it was worth your time... :P ... and I get this STRANGE feeling this blog is just somebody bullshitting people for fun, but... whatever it is still pretty FUCKED up.

5:02 AM  
Anonymous Keios said...

I only gave up enough time to write that, and now that you responded i had to take more time on this fucking stupid atheist priest's hell blog

5:58 AM  
Anonymous Torik said...

You're funny Keios... I'm just here for shits and giggles

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You're funny Keios... I'm just here for shits and giggles."

Most people are...anyway, I wonder what became of those two anyway.

2:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey rape condoner!

You suck you jackass.

7:08 PM  
Blogger Mia said...

Brilliant. Just brilliant. Black comic geniuses, the both of you. PLEASE start posting again!

(Keeping my fingers crossed this IS a parody of course. Your protestations to the contrary merely make me more convinced...)

5:42 PM  
Anonymous No Fetus Can Beat Us said...

Wow. At first I thought you were joking, so I kept reading to see how far you'd go. Congratulations, sir. Insanity without homelessness or institutionalization -- but WITH an Internet connection -- is to be commended.

1:36 AM  
Blogger Healyhatman said...

I sincerely hope you fucking die. You die, and it takes you HOURS to die.

I envision you flat on your back on a table. all your skin has been stretched and nailed to the wood, holding you in place.

A rough, unfogiving phallus of splintered wood far too wide has been inserted into your anus for several hours now. The phallus now however begins to move, faster and faster, tearing your anus apart. Barbed wire had previously been inserted, after a lengthy search, into the eye of your tiny tiny penis. This wire is now twisted at increasing speeds.

Slowly, your skin is cut so that the nails holding it tear your skin apart. With your flesh exposed it's time to be doused in vinegar... However to begin with it is slowly dripped on you. When your writihing fleshbag self is skinless you will be pissed on by homosexuals, children, all types of women, all those you're intolerant interpretation of your false bible forces you to preach against. When the vinegar is washed away, reapply.

Finally before you die you can get yourself crucified into an upside down pentagram (to add insult to injury, which you deserve) and are burnt alive.

That's how much I hate you.

Unless this whole website is a far-reaching scam to show how ridiculous religion can be, in which case you're some kind of genius.

1:42 AM  
Blogger Kalira said...

So of course you won't mind when the women with guns shoot you. Because they'd just be putting you in your place.

And I really don't care whether this is a parody, he's still a fucking demagolka.

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am an American Soldier, and I do not protect a Christian nation. This nation was founded on ideas of secularism and a freedom from religion, and those are the values that I admire. We're at war with a religious nation. If we were, ourselves, a religious nation, how would we be any better than they are?

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a threat to society!

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anon-e-moose said...

Israel's IDF have women in their ranks. Can you say 'Krav Maga'? I know you can.

Enjoy your paradox, Nate.

10:27 AM  

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