Friday, April 16, 2010

God bless the Tea Party. God Bless all Tea Baggers

Dear readers,

I would just like to write a short post expressing my support for the Tea Party and all Tea Baggers. They generally seem to be good Christian folk who support old time values and smaller government. Thank You ever so much fellow Tea Baggers. I do hope that you keep up the wonderful Tea Bagging. When Tea Bagging, make sure that you are Tea Bagging for Jesus, because He is your Lord and Savior! Tea Bagging is an ever so lovely way to worship Him and express your love for Him.

When the end times are upon us, as prophesied in the Book of Revelation, there will be a great rature of Christian souls, followed by a great tribulation. Then, Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, in all His Glory, will return to earth on a White Horse, for the final battle of Armegeddon, at which, he will defeat Satan and the antichrist, the false prophet and all the legions of Darkness for all time. They will be cast into the Lake of Fire, along with all sinners who have not been saved, because they have not been faithful in their teabagging. And then, he will reign in Heaven for ever and ever, along with all the faithful teabaggers, and there will be a great celebration of the glorious triumph of good over evil, and that celebration will consist of lots and lots of teabagging for Jesus. He will sit up high upon a great throne in heaven, where He will recieve His teabagging servants one by one to come up to the throne to worship him. The teabaggers will come up to the throne and sit at his feet, where they they can worship Him and express their love for Him personnaly, and they will be closer to their Lord and Savior than thay ever dreamed possible. And there will not be any limit to the amount of tea bagging He can receive because He is the Lord, and He is all powerful and He will reign in Heaven for all eternity. Praise Be!!!

9 Comments:

Blogger Graham said...

Man I love this site!
Why?
Well read ahead and below me my friend!

1) You are not true Christians.
Why? You do not love everyone. And i am saddened by that. You think if you're not Christian than you deserve to burn in Hell for eternity.

2)You believe that beating and working the poor to exhaustion is a GOOD thing.
Suffering and misery is never a good thing.

3) You fly off in world saying that i'm going to hell for this comment.
Well my good friend. No, I'm not.

And where, WHERE? Does it say in the Bible that simpler people or "Teabaggers" Will be praised more in Heaven? Here i thought everyone was treated equally in Heaven.

12:27 AM  
Blogger Joshua said...

Delicious satire is delicious.

6:32 PM  
Blogger jesusaddicted said...

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9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

unbelievable this blog...I hope you find peace - soon! If not, please seek therapy!

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're not funny

this is sick

5:45 AM  
Blogger rashida said...

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12:37 AM  
Anonymous anna said...

lol do you know the real meaning for a tea bager ??
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tea%20bager

the thing i dont get with your site is , if your a real christian you wouldent say half of these things and maybe you should also re -read the bible and actully read it in text , not your own thoughts

6:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha the term tea bagger means to hold a guys balls in your mouth. and i'm not talking about soccer balls if you know what i mean ahahahah
;)

6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe the two of you are still around.

11:19 PM  

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