Thursday, July 27, 2006

Breasts Are For Breastfeeding, Women Are For Their Husbands

This picture got me thinking about a few things. For one, women's' breasts are for breast feeding, not for ogling, not for touching, not to serve as the object of a man's (or woman's) desires. Women who do not breast feed are starving their babies of the pure sustenance needed for them to grow up to be good, God-fearing children. Certainly women who deprive their babies of breast have been tempted by the Devil. But the picture also got me thinking about how breast feeding in public is evil. It is disgusting and no better than pornography, inspiring sinful thoughts in the perverts of the world. No, women's breasts should be covered at all times, especially in public. Even a woman's husband should be deprived of the sight of his wife's breast, lest his desire to touch her arises from the pleasure centers of his brain being activated and the couple have sex without desiring children. Of course, if the man does not find his wife attractive, yet still desires a child but cannot get aroused, a woman may use her breasts to get her husband in the mood. I was also reminded, seeing the picture, that most women of today are superficial whores. They love to expose their skin and whore-ify themselves with makeup to attract men; and when they see one another they get jealous and envious. That is why it is imperative we design some type of uniform for women to wear when they go out in public. It should be much like a burka, something that makes the woman look pure and wholesome, something white and virginal. No skin should be exposed and curves should be hidden. And since all women will look alike, there will be reason for them to envy or hate one another. The world will be a more peaceful, wholesome place. Without temptation being flaunted about, we will be able to focus our energy giving glory to God and doing right by Him.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what your saying is that any body part that is meant only for child birth is to remain unexposed at ALL times other than during intercoarse?

So urinals and public showers are naturally the devil as well.

So you are ashamed of your body and you pee sitting down.

6:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! If you are condemning breastfeeding as public nudity then why did you post a picture of it on your blog? Sinner! Pornographer! Lech! Heathen! How dare you post pornography in the name of the lord!!!!! Jesus would demand... Who am I kidding, one of Jesus' best friends was a redeemed prostitute. Why don't you calm the fuck down and stop pushing your beliefs on everyone else? Dick.

6:27 AM  
Blogger Led Head said...

Anonymous: if you've been keeping an eye on Nathaniel for any length of time, you'd know by now that he thinks everything is sinful unless he or Parnell are doing it themselves. He's just that way.

I've often suspected he writes some of these things simply to annoy, but that's just my personal opinion.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This got to be one of the best parodies on christian fundamentalist nutcases I have seen in a long time!

Good job, it was fun to read, i haven't laughed so hard in years. You need your own program on Comedy Central!

9:43 AM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

anonymous 1 & 2 -- the devil worship in your heart has made you dumb. obviously genitals are not meant only for intercourse. that is why public urinals are NOT evil. public showers, assuming they are same sex, should not beevil since people of the same sex should not desire one another unless they are homosexuals. but unfortunately the rampant spread of homosexualtiy has, in fact, made public bathing a crime in the kingdom of Heaven. One day, when we Christians take back our society, however, we will once again be able to bathe together.

as for the picture being pornography, you are certainly a disgusting individual, because the image of a woman breast feeding should not arouse desire, given the hidiousness of breastfeeding women.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

anonymous 3 -- you are the 1000 person to assume this site is a joke, which is why i've considered ending it. my love for jesus christ is not joke, it is a pure and beautiful thing. fortunately for those of you that take me seriously i still refuse to let other peoples' doubt stop me from doing the work God commands of me.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Ryven said...

This article is full of logic holes. A woman's breasts are for breastfeeding only, and aren't sexual objects, yet they should be covered at all times, even though breastfeeding is natural, but a woman can use them as a sexual object for their husbands, even though they're wrong for thinking that a woman's breasts are sexual? You contradict yourself more than once in this article.

Breastfeeding is a perfectly natural thing to do, I agree. But just because it's done with a breast doesn't mean it should be hidden. People not being mature enough to realize that such an exposure of flesh is natural and part of mother hood isn't the problem of the mother. It's the problem of the people veiwing it with such a narrow mind. Showing a picture of a breastfeeding mother isn't sinful at all, it's a rather beautiful picture of the bond between mother and child. It's unfortunate that you see it in such a "sinful" way.

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Matt said...

A woman's breasts should be hidden from her husband as well?

1 Corinthians 7:4

The wife hath not power over her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power over his own body, but the wife.

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"That is why it is imperative we design some type of uniform for women to wear when they go out in public. It should be much like a burka, something that makes the woman look pure and wholesome, something white and virginal."

for fuck sake your a catholic not a musilem. if you LOVE your religion so much why would you want to be like another.??????
grow up what did your parents do to you as a kid, to make you so messed up.

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife wore a tight halter top today...shes a 36C, so thete was plenty to look at. Im so glad she doesnt cover everything; I martied a beautiful woman and I rather like seeing evidence of it!

4:09 PM  

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