Monday, June 05, 2006

Labor of Love - An Inspirational Message


What disturbs me most about those of you who disagree with our ideas is that you fail to understand that these ideas are inspired by the love and the goodness of the Lord. You people need to lear this NOW!!! This site is all about God's love and love for our neighbors. That's why its called jesusloveseverything. The reason we take the time to bring our message to you wretched people is because we care so much. Maybe we care a little but too much! And if caring too much is a sin, well doggone it, I guess I'm guilty, and I confess that sin to my Lord and Savior! But you depraved and wretched people need to realize that our ideas are inspired by the love of the Lord. And its only through the love of the Lord that our ideas we can force you to give up your sinful ways, and come under our authority immediately! You people had better see the big picture here! You had better learn the truth! This isn't about your so-called rights and freedoms! This isn't about what You want! The only thing that matters in this world is what's right and good and wholesome, and what is really the truth. And the only way you can learn what's right and good and what really matters is by praying and reading the Good Book, and confessing your sins to Jesus and praying to be saved. And maybe, if you are one of the good ones, you will be saved. And if not, then you are doomed for all eternity because your soul will be cast into the fiery cauldron of hell, where you will be slashed and burned and ripped and torn and whipped and and cut and crushed, and because the soul exists eternally, the eternal cycle of destruction will repeat itself anew!!! And so you will be slashed and burned and ripped and torn and whipped and cut and crushed again!!! And again!!! And again!!! Forever and ever!!! And the cycle will infinitely repeat itself afresh!!! Now bringing these wonderful and glorious messages to you people is a lot of hard work, but I can assure you that it is a labor of love! Yes that's absolutely right - a labor of love! What a truly glorious and wonderful thing!!! It's because of the love of the Lord and our love for our neighbors that we can send messages of hope and good news!!! We will have victory in heaven, if we all come together under one giant tent of Christian fellowship and completely subit unto the moral authority of the bible, which only people like us can bring to the table! Yes, may we all come together, our souls cleansed in the blood of Christ, and assesmbe as a new community under the grand tent of Christian fellowship to assemble at the great supper table for a wholesome supper, where we will feast on the wholesomeness of our good virtues and good deeds and biblical truths

17 Comments:

Blogger Ryven said...

"GUWAAAAR! WE HIT YOU 'CAUSE WE LOVE YOU! SUBMIT TO US BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, YOU FILTH!"

That's all we're hearing from you. And if you've deluded yourself into thinking that's love, then I feel sorry for yourself. Love is not control.

11:52 PM  
Blogger Ryven said...

You, not yourself. Bah.

11:55 PM  
Blogger Wrin said...

Amen, sister.

7:59 AM  
Anonymous Matthew said...

I am not saying DON'T spread the word of God. I understand you wnat to live in where the Lord is not under attack, where the greater good is not tossed aside.

However, when I look at these entries all I see is "Why women should be beaten" or "Why you're going to burn in hell" or "torture your kids: it helps!" or "you WILL NOT be gay" or "obese people will burn in hell". Constantly, reapeatedly, you've attacked everyone and everything that's not this copyright manikin of what a perfect Christian should be.

I've been told I'll burn in hell on several occasions on this site because of my "heretic beliefs", as if you are some Christian Uncle Sams. You ARE NOT God. You CANNOT judge me. YOU ARE NOT THE DIVINE.

You say labor of love? Then why do most people who come to your site, Christian or no, feel so unwelcome by you negative beliefs of their race, gender, lifestyle, etc...?

6:14 PM  
Blogger Wrin said...

You ARE NOT God. You CANNOT judge me. YOU ARE NOT THE DIVINE.

You say labor of love? Then why do most people who come to your site, Christian or no, feel so unwelcome by you negative beliefs of their race, gender, lifestyle, etc...?


What he said.

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Led Head said...

Quoting Parnell: And maybe, if you are one of the good ones, you will be saved. And if not, then you are doomed for all eternity because your soul will be cast into the fiery cauldron of hell, where you will be slashed and burned and ripped and torn and whipped and and cut and crushed, and because the soul exists eternally, the eternal cycle of destruction will repeat itself anew!!! And so you will be slashed and burned and ripped and torn and whipped and cut and crushed again!!! And again!!! And again!!! Forever and ever!!! And the cycle will infinitely repeat itself afresh!!!

And its only through the love of the Lord that our ideas we can force you to give up your sinful ways, and come under our authority immediately!"

Parnell, this isn't a message of love, it's a message of hate. You want to control the rest of us like you seem to be controlling Nathaniel, as is obvious to anyone with the IQ of a turnip!

Happy Satan's day, by the way.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

ryven -- love! you are a misguided soul, brainwashed by hollywood. love is control. God loves us and controls us; men love women and control them. those on a lesser moral plane -- humans to God, women to men -- so the morally more powerful can guide them to Christ.

8:32 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

matthew -- we are not judging you; we are simply saying your misguidedness is against the Bible. you have not accepted Jesus into your heart, and at the very least that condemns you to everlasting hellfire. i'm not the one doing the condemning, God is. just read the Bible. of course i know God will ultimately judge you. and He is a being of unimaginable power and perhaps will find Jesus in your heart when you die. but as you don't believe in Bible and Jesus, then i'm simply telling you what the Bible says that results in, not judging.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

led head -- if we are trying to control you, it is only because your immoral ways are an afront to the Christian way. you are free to live however you wish as long as it does not offend the Bible. so really it's God trying to control you.

8:44 PM  
Blogger Ryven said...

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Nathaniel. But real love is unselfish, and you can't control someone and also be unselfish. Love is unconditional, caring, warmth and compassion. The "love" you're describing is a farce. The "love" you're describing is more akin to what a master feels for his dog, and vice versa. That's affection. That's "Aawe, that's cute, now go get the mail." That's not love.

Then again, I wouldn't expect you to understand what love really is, as you were abused and apparently haven't pulled out from the nosedive it's taken you on. After all, with your "love" you'd rather beat your children and your wife rather than try and understand them.

I'd tell you to get help, but it's like trying to help a brick wall.

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Matthew said...

Nathaniel- Who said I don't accept Jesus? I never said that. Just because I don't agree with everything you say, doesn't mean I don't have faith.

I'm arguing with YOU, not Jesus.

9:56 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

matthew -- i seem to recall you saying you did not believe in the bible. i don't have the time to go back through all of your comments but i'm pretty sure you said it. and if you did, then you do not accept jesus into your heart.

10:05 PM  
Anonymous Matthew said...

I'm a Roman Catholic, thank you. And I accept the Bible as the word of MAN, but not God.

PS: I could take you much more seriously without the avatar. Now you just look like a MySpace freak with that thing.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

matthew -- you must accept the Bible as the word of God not man, so you are still burning in hell.

i'll probably remove the avatar, but it's supposed to represent my soul and how i've sculpted it into awesome condition through my belief in God...

10:31 PM  
Blogger Led Head said...

Em, Nathaniel, it does look rather silly.

11:22 PM  
Blogger okidot said...

how dare you talk aboutlove, when have proposed some of the most evil ideas ive heard from anyone

7:31 AM  
Blogger marvin z. martian said...

Hey, Parnell, enough with the abuse of the exclamation point, huh?

4:05 AM  

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