Monday, June 12, 2006

The Glories of Vegetable Farms

I got a few angry responses from my last post and I have to say that I am surprised. I honestly never would have guessed that people so willing to condemn the severely disabled to death would get upset over turning their bodies into something blessed. But I should have known, for people who believe in euthanasia are beyond saving from the grip of the Devil. At the very least I thought they'd subscribe to the old saying, "Waste not want not." In any event, now that I've heard these cries of outrage, I know I've come up with a great idea for the future. And it's made me flesh it out a bit (I'm in the process of writing a new story incorporating it, too). So here's what I'm envisioning:

Just imagine vast fields of our sisters in Christ -- sisters brain damaged and comatosed, never to mentally return to this Earth full of sin -- inserted into pods that are themselves connected to a myriad of wires and hydraulic tubes (I know, it sounds exactly like the Matrix, and I freely admit, although it's certainly a very evil movie, some of the imagery is inspiring and inspired this post). The pods will be the most comfortable places on Earth, playing soothing music like Bible hymns and Mozart, their insides like a massage chair and covered in silk. A few intruding wires and tubes will, of course, have to connect to the women inside the pods to monitor their temperature and overall health, as well as the babies' of those that are pregnant. And of course there will be one tube reserved for the insertion of a man's seed whenever the women are at their most fertile. And only the best semen will be used. I haven't quite settled on a selection process yet, but I'm thinking some sort of Christian council could perhaps vote on the man who is honorable and moral enough to breed generations of these children. Perhaps one man won't be enough, for a little bit of diversity is always good. We should, therefore, most likely have a multitude of different men, one of each race. When the children are born, they can be sent off to special adoption centers, where they can be delivered to good Christian parents who are unable to themselves breed. Those that may be left over can be raised in God, brought up in Christian schools, where prayers are said thrice daily (at least), and in the summer, they can be sent to Jesus camp. If the schools are as good as I envision, then these children will make the perfect leaders for our future. But not just leaders, for if this idea is near as good as I am thinking, we will breed enough of these children to one day make up a huge percentage of our population, such that they can elect only the most Christian of people to the government. So even those that are not the brightest and best can contribute to God in some way.

This is just an aside, but I was recently made to watch this "Japanimation" movie, Legend of the Demon Womb, that also inspired me in a related way. In the movie, there is this device, the Nazi Death Rape Machine, that could certainly be used as a punishment for women who abort children and especially heinous feminists. The machine looks not unlike a spider, and on each of its legs women are attached and molested. If we were to take the murderers that abort children and the severely God-less feminists and knock them over the head until they are sent into a vegetative state much like Terri Schiavo, we could then hook them up to such a machine. But this machine, unlike the one in Legend of the Demon Womb, would not be a monstrous rape machine, but would gently impregnate the sinners. I know most of you will be outraged at the idea, but you -- at least those of you that think it is okay to kill the vegetative -- are hypocrites; for why is it okay to kill brain dead, but not okay to turn their bodies into vessels for life? And that's the beauty of these ideas. We will be creating a culture of life, a culture so powerful that even women who in life turned their backs to God are brought under His wing. Perhaps this all sounds like science fiction, but even Christians have fantasies sometimes...

51 Comments:

Blogger Led Head said...

And you talk about my Potter obsession? Hah! You've been watching *way* too much sci-fi, and bad sci-fi at that!

But, to change the subject, I think that any man who would commit such atrocities should have their testicals "gently" removed. What do you say girls?

10:32 PM  
Blogger Led Head said...

Ooops, sorry. I should have said, "What do the rest of you think," since not all of you here are girls. At work we women have a way of ganging up on men who spout off stupid stuff like this, although I've yet to see anyone in that den of paradise spout off things this perverse.

10:39 PM  
Blogger Ryven said...

Maybe if we stop paying attention to him, he'd stop being antagonistic. He's feeds rather well on attention, I've noticed. In the forums I post on, we have a saying. "Don't feed the trolls". Nathaniel would certainly qualify as a troll.

His hatred of women is very deep seeded. I don't think a therapist would be able to help him.

Led Head: Heh, I don't think the guys who post on this site would mind castrating him, no apology needed.

Also, double standards are fun. I'm pretty sure he'd pitch a fit if one of us started "envisioning" a place where men were hooked up to elaborate milking machines, constantly giving seed to be implanted in happily awaiting mothers.

This guy is either very sick, or waaaaay to enraptured by this long running, sick joke.

11:44 PM  
Blogger Ryven said...

Also, I thought you didn't advocate adoption because it went against "God's Plan"? And now you're saying it's okay because the women are retarded, and are to be made into babyfarms?

http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5864882&postID=114548127711522624

"but back to adoption: couples generally have the capacity to raise X number of children. when they adopt that means they must have less children of their own. this is evil, for it denies God His due worship."

Stop contridicting yourself.

11:52 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

ryven -- i wasn't being antagonistic; i was simply inspired. it happens like that sometimes -- an idea pops into my head and i just have to write it down. it seems to happen most often when i witness or hear about certain sins. that's why i think part of God's plan for me is to fight sin tooth and nail.

as for the adoption thing -- a quote from the comment you linked to:

"finally we agree on something. but i must qualify my beliefs on adoption. i've said this before, but adoption is evil when the parents are able to have children, for it is the woman's duty to have children. "

i qualified the evils of adoption with the thought that it's only evil if the parents are able to have children. i believe in this latest post the children are given to Christian parents unable to have children.

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Matthew said...

"I honestly never would have guessed that people so willing to condemn the severely disabled to death would get upset over turning their bodies into something blessed."

No one said that, don't put words in our mouths.

"I know, it sounds exactly like the Matrix, and I freely admit, although it's certainly a very evil movie, some of the imagery is inspiring and inspired this post."

You said the same thing about space, but you have a star trek avatar.

"A sort of Christian council could perhaps vote on the man who is honorable and moral enough to breed generations of these children"

Define "moral" for me. What is your definition of moral?


"In the movie, there is this device, the Nazi Death Rape Machine, that could certainly be used as a punishment for women who abort children and especially heinous feminists. The machine looks not unlike a spider, and on each of its legs women are attached and molested."

You're a masochistic S.O.B, aren't you?



PS-
***You know, I think I've decided to report you. Not to blogger, however, something much bigger that won't get you more publicity. And I know just the place.

4:04 PM  
Blogger Wrin said...

No, no questions asked he is a dangerous man and should indeed be kept from breeding. I think that's better served by an asylum than a castration, though.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

wrin -- i have no problems with castration as a punishment. not on me, of course, since i've done nothing wrong, but rapists and pedofiles and homosexuals, certainly. but of course something much more than that is deserved, because it is not humiliating enough. something needs to be done that makes everyone know that these people are sinners and criminals. perhaps sewing their penises on their head is appropriate.

8:21 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

matthew -- you may have never said it, but i'd be willing to bet that many people that read and comment on this blog believe in euthanasia. as for my avatar, i got so many complaints about the last one, i needed something different. the new avatar is supposed to be a scene of perfect evil: a robot and borg kissing. and it's evil like that that this blog is fighting against. Moral - that's following the literal words of the Bible. and i am masochistic, but only to the extent that i am certain it will rid the world of sin.

and who, exactly, are you going to report me to?

8:26 PM  
Blogger Wrin said...

Nathaniel, a simple prayer is enough to report you to the highest authority. I suspect however that he is talking about Homeland Security. You should indeed be reported to them.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

wrin -- if that's the case, then he is stupid. this is a blog of ideas. i've never threatened any one, although apparently sinful Devil-worshippers such as yourselves feel threatened by the Word of God. i swear, secularists love freedom of speech only when it suits them.

9:36 AM  
Blogger Wrin said...

No, freedom of speech is fine. You have the perfect right to say these things, no matter how much anyone disagrees with you. The reason you should be reported is that by your own words you advocate forcing those ideas on others, which indicates you may be trying to do so. For this reason you represent a possible danger to society and should probably be watched when possible, at least for a time. Also, while I do not believe the same things you do, that does not make me a secularist.

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate your ideas and everything that you stand for, yet I would still fight and die for your right to say those things. (a corruption of a famous quote by Voltaire [François Marie Arouet])

That said, on the same account, I have no problems with telling you that you're an asshole bigot, sexist and should read the following:

"Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."

And:
"3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye."

And:

"Let he who is without sin throw the first stone."

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for you son. I really do. You have no sense of reality whatsoever. Its people like you that give christians a bad name. Lets get one thing straight. You are not a christian. Jesus preached a message of love, peace, and tolerance. And it's fundamentalists like you that have taken the bible so out of context as to fit your own perverse thoughts and to stroke your ego. I hope for the sake of humanity people like you wake up and realize there is wisdom in all religions, and you should learn from ALL the ancient texts of the one truth and not take RADICAL DOGMATIC views. We have a saying in the mystery schools. It goes like this. "Blaspheme not the name by which another knows his God. For if you do it in Allah, you do it in Adonai." I highly suggest you take your brainwashed fundie self to the nearest body of saltwater and cleanse your aura and pray to the creator for wisdom. Your thoughts are truly evil sick and twisted son. I hope for your sake you do something about it.

PS Stay away from women until you get help. You might get shot. The ladies are packin heat son. Because of people like you.


phoenixrising@reincarnate.com

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When i first began reading this tripe I thought, "Great -- another idiot who doesn't know that it's 'anime' and not 'Japanimation.'"

It's much worse than that.
You, sir, are a sick fuck. Please, never have kids -- it would be child abuse to make them live in a house with a man this mentally unstable.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy hell......what massive amount of pure failure have I stumbled upon? I have a feeling that your some kind of gay troll (utter fag) that think he's being really funny however I'm going to save you some trouble. Your not. Your nowhere near funny. Your just gay. Thats right GAY. I have seen gaiafags who troll better than you do and thats just fucking sad to even contemplate such utter failure. This post wasn't even that funny I mean vegetables listening to christian music? Is that the best you can do? Cite a hentai and gay ass movie for your "inspiration"?


If so I suggest you become an hero. Ah yes put the video of you becoming an hero on the nets so that I may laugh at it. Ah yes and burn in hell as well christfag.

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8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? Those are people, not baby producing products!

You are disturbed.

7:04 AM  
Anonymous Philiosophe said...

Poe

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, in the name of a God who is supposed to represent love, tolerance, forgiveness, and compassion, you're going to physicall harm someone until they lose their capacity to make their own decisions, and forcing them to serve your agenda by turning them into baby machines, because according to your beliefs, that is all that women are.

Do you honestly believe you are a Christian? Or are you just another fundamentalist?

3:39 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

Anonymous -- to be a true Christian one must be a "fundamentalist."

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a sick and twisted MOTHERF***ER! You have taken Christianity and twisted it to make something that you should realize is impossible! There are already so many children in the world that need parents, and your heinous idea would only cause more.

You also seem to forget that Christianity is not a religion that rules the world. You could never force this idea through, and I honestly hope that any forum of society that you try to give it to would laugh you out of their presence. Taking someone else's body when they have no say and forcing them to have children, children they will never get to see or hold, it's wrong! And what of the men that fall into the category of brain damaged? What would you do with them?

Your idea is ludicrous, and you really should consider turning yourself in for some serious therapy since it is also amoral.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You REALLY are a sick fuck. Period. there's no other explaination.
I'll have to take a shower to wash away the disgust you provoke in me.
And then i'll have to reassure my girlfriend that sick fucks like you luckily exist only in the USA.
Please Die, seriously, die and go see jesus so that he can tally that you are a sick fuck and that you want to kill all the beauty in one of the last beautiful things on earth.
Go get castrated or simply die, you'll only do good to humanity either way.

6:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You cannot be serious.

2:10 PM  
Blogger Kate said...

I didn't read through all the other posts, so this may be a repeat, but did you get your idea from the book "The Giver"? Or any other book that depicts an ultra-communist, controlled society that is basically flawed in every way? Read "The Giver", "1984", "The Handmaid's Tale", "Brave New World" or any other similar book to get a glimpse into what world like the one you describe would really be like for its citizens.

8:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a very disturbed person & i feel very badly for your family.

normal christians do not think this way. normal, church going, jesus loving christians would not tollerate this kind of nonsense. do not confuse your mental illness and misoginy with christianity. you should have a lobotoby & then hooked up to one of your own pods & get it up the ass for the rest of your life & see how much you enjoy the satin lining of your pod. do the gene pool a favor & off yourself.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are realy realy sick. And you say Jesus loves everything...except genetically inferiour people, people that don't share your rediculous idea?

Someone should stop you people, because you are horrible horrible people.

If you have a soul, i'm sure it's as black as the night.

YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS UGLY

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, so this lunatic whack job said "...and i am masochistic, but only to the extent that i am certain it will rid the world of sin."

We turn to websters : masochistic,
One entry found.

masochism
1 : a sexual perversion characterized by pleasure in being subjected to pain or humiliation especially by a love object — 2 : pleasure in being abused or dominated : a taste for suffering

WTF ?!? Hurting yourself in order to become sexually aroused will rid the world of evil. What in the name of the lord satan are you smoking? And can I have some?

3:05 PM  
Anonymous Guybrush said...

That's really gross. I know this isn't a particularly specific or intelligent post, but I just thought I'd throw that out there.

Aren't you Christians supposed to believe in the "Sanctity of Marriage" or something? Isn't this going against that a bit? Just a little? A smidge? Also, should you really be watching these pornographic movies? I've heard Christians who watch them swell up and explode. Or it could be wishful thinking.
Also, since I've vowed to use this in every post I make, I hope you get run over by cancer the next time you cross the street.

1:05 PM  
Anonymous At Least I'm Honest said...

So why does such a good christian like you know so much about dirty rape porn? sounds like someone is hiding a little secret.

5:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what in the mother fuck are you talking about? your idea is like a futuristic Third Reich. you want to remove women from life to supply children and nothing else. in what way is that godly? would jesus approve of such a thing? doubt it.

6:14 PM  
Blogger Healyhatman said...

I hope you die.

The people who are brain dead and on life support... What you're doing by leaving an inert chunk of flesh "alive" is denying that person access to Heaven. It was you God's will that they die, for surely without life support they would have passed years ago. You say it is wrong to kill them, so you're keeping them alive beyond the point when they cease to be human.

Also, your stating that abortionists and feminists need to be attached to a giant metal spider and mechanically raped and mutilated just goes to show

a) the deluded fantasies bought out by religion
b) your own inner sickness.
c) that you're wasting precious oxygen that could be better used by someone else.

Why do you hate women so much? Did mummy touch you in your bad place when you were little?

Also you say to be moral one must follow, literally, the bible.

Why aren't you on the news, charged with the mass murder of people working on Sunday?

Have you ever cut your sideburns, eaten of sea-life without scales (such as oysters and prawns)? If so why are you still alive?

Have you yet participated in the stoning of a teenager who talked back to his parents? If not when will you start?

How about daughters... Have you bought and sold any recently? How are your slaves going?



Finally... The bible doesn't say anything about Americans getting into Heaven. It quite clearly says something about the Tribes of Israel. Are you an Israeli?

8:34 AM  
Blogger Mistlethrush said...

So we are supposed to believe that someone actually 'forced' to watch a Japanamation film? Yeah, right. Why can't you just admit your own culpability for your sick fantasies, you misogynistic creep. Stop hiding behind Jesus and just admit you're a perv with a twisted mind.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Kalira said...

People like you make me regret not owning a gun.

8:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a joke, right? You can't really be that stupid! Right? Right?

9:14 PM  
OpenID tenderberry said...

that has to be the sickest, most perverted fantasy I've ever heard re relegating/objectifying women to way beyond/below second class citizens - JC would never have physically injured another to punish them - he forgave - you have no right to call yr self a Christian - none- whatsoever - may he forgive you for yr sinful fantasies

5:07 PM  
Blogger Irreal said...

You actually suggest implementing something from 'The Demon Womb?' You'd actually inflict that 'punishment' on living people who are the same faith as you?
You'd have utterly defenseless women mechanically raped to breed brainwashed children?
You are the most contemptibly stupid, ignorant, viscous and evil person I can envisage. Not even Hitler, Stalin or Pol Pot would even have done such things.

12:25 AM  
Blogger Irreal said...

You'd actually go and implement something from 'The Demon Womb?'
You are so uptight about any sort of sexual impropriety and yet you envisage a system in which women who can't even say no are mechanically raped to produce dozens of brainwashed children?

You are a stupid, ignorant, hateful and simply evil person. The only thing you could possibly do to disgust me more is suggest cannibalism of the women when they can't bear any more children.

The irony is that an evil bastard like you claims 'divine guidance in morality,' while I'm just an atheist who is nice to people.

12:29 AM  
Blogger vron said...

you guys all need to calm down. this guy is SO OBVIOUSLY A POE, and he's just getting a laugh from all of you who react. just ignore him.

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

first- doesnt it seem rather pointless to pick out the most genetically adept men just to impregnate women who are retarded?
second- as soon as the kids were introduced into society, brainwashed or not, their genes would just be watered down by the vast majority of normal-born people. in order for the perfect genes to continue, you'd have to kill or sterilize anyone imperfect.
third- no government would every be theocratic enough to support this.
fourth- the development of pods like thes would be a complete and utter waste of money and resources.

3:33 AM  
Anonymous HappyAtheist said...

You're evil and you're insane. I don't believe in God, but if you and your fundamentalist friends are right concerning the existence of God, I'm sure it will be you who burns in hell and not us atheists.

7:13 AM  
Anonymous Obvious said...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3108/2588153281_2c426fe04c_o.jpg

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obvious troll is obvious.

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Panic said...

Dude, women are not machines for churning out babies. They are people, human beings, just the same as any man. And being people, they have what we in civilized society like to call 'rights.'
That being said each woman is the only person with the right to choose what to do with her body. Even if she happens to be unconscious.
Moreover, she has the right to have an opinions and viewpoints, which don't need your approval. By that same thread, you have the right to have any opinion you want, even if it's totally ridiculous to any sane mind.

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please go fuck yourself

11:05 PM  
Blogger jrc87 said...

You were "made" to watch that filth? Haha! Yeah, nice try.

You are scary sick, and I get the strong impression that if I were ever to run into you out in public, I would instantly dismiss you as a weak, wimpy omega male.

3:47 PM  
Blogger That Guy said...

Panic,
You are wasting your time. Christianity makes it clear that woman have no rights. They are the property of their fathers till they become property of their fathers.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Sir Molle said...

I too dream of one day owning a harem of comatose women.

9:22 AM  
Anonymous James said...

Yeah, you were "made" to watch hentai. I'm pretty sure masturbating to rape porn is considered a sin, you sick fuck.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Mytho said...

Seek out help. Really. Professional help I mean.

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You might not know this, but your article about "The Glories Of Vegetable Farms" has been cited on the top hundred of "Fundies Say the Darndest Things" A collection of quotes of the most utterly insane things ever said on the Internet by fundamentalists; this is a prime example. What you are suggesting is nothing less than pure lunacy; you honestly think that "traditional Conservative Christian family values" include turning fellow hum,an beings into breeding tanks? Do you realize how utterly delusional that is? Do you honestly think that Jesus Christ could read that without writing you off as an utter waste of a person? seriously, you are an embarrassment.

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Nappa said...

Vegeta, was does the scouter say about his sick-fuckery level?

7:48 PM  

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