Drive Sinners to Suicide -- They've Been Naturally Unselected

There's been a lot of talk of late regarding the terrorists who committed suicide at Guantanamo Bay, a.k.a. Gitmo. The best response I've heard yet came from the great talking head, Michelle Malkin. Despite my reservations and general distaste for the idea of women involved in and/or commenting on politics or any other world event (a distaste inspired by Peter's letters to Timothy in the New Testament), I've liked Mrs. Malkin since she voiced her approval of the Japanese internment camps during WWII. I know this will immediately draw cries of racism and other such nonsense, but one must understand that the Japanese were our enemies at the time, and nothing short of death is too harsh a punishment for them. Now I realize that innocent people were probably jailed, which is why I don't think internment was the most efficient way to punish those that conspired against us; however, I'm still impressed by the righteous lengths Mrs. Malkin is willing to go against evil. This shows that her heart is in the right place, even if she is mistaken. It also shows why God commands that women know their place.

Anyway, in response to the suicides of our terrorist prisoners, Mrs. Malkin said, "Boo-freakin-hoo," which, while certainly sounding harsh to moral relativists and people who accept sin, generally, if anything is not nearly celebratory enough. For it should be the goal of all Christians to either convert sinners to Christianity or drive them to suicide, and that is exactly the focus our laws should have. Of course some crimes, some willful disregard for the Bible is not as heinous as others, which is why the law should be such that minor sins or crimes should be met with some form of punishment that is certain to drive some to despair, but not necessarily to take their own lives. The hope is that the despair will drive them to the arms of Christ; but if it doesn't then they are destined to commit more sin which will be met with more punishment and despair until -- in the perfect world, at least -- they are driven to death. In fact, these laws don't need to be purely about punishment; they can affect the everyday lives of all of us. Like prayer in schools, for example. This is certain to deeply affect those whose hearts are fortified against God such that they get depressed. And this is good. Overtime, if they continue to reject Christ, this despair will only grow. It is exactly as it should be. I know this is a very hard argument for secularists to accept, so to them I say: just look at it terms of natural selection. These people go against the will of God, which is a miserable and impossible way to live. Therefore, they are being naturally unselected to live on this earth, which is supposed to be testimony and in honor of God. Just as the dinosaurs -- supposedly -- went extinct via natural selection, so too will sinners, one day.

As an aside, I may even be wrong about Mrs. Malkin being incorrect regarding the rightness of the internment camps. For read this about the Japanese suicide clubs. Perhaps it was an indirect result of the internment camps that somewhere, deep down, the Japanese learned about Christ and the greatness of the Biblical God. They'd be able to fully embrace Christianity but for the evil manga and japanimation they constantly watch; and unable to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior, they kill themselves. Or maybe it is an example of why Mrs. Malkine is wrong, for these clubs are surely an example of an inherent goodness in the Japanese, an inherent goodness suppressed by Japanese culture.