Thursday, June 15, 2006

Disabilities are a Sign of the Devil

Stephen Hawking, one of the world's premiere scientists, was just quoted as saying we humans must leave earth and inhabit other planets. This, of course, is evil, since, as those of you that regularly read this site know, space is actually heaven, and only those worthy to be in the presence of God may go there. It has been one of Satan's great dreams to one day return, and he has recruited scientists the world over to someday achieve this evil goal. I'm not sure what his intentions are -- perhaps to kidnap an angel and hold it ransom, perhaps to so dirty heaven with our germs that we ruin it for the heavenly beings that inhabit it, just as we did for the Indians with smallpox (although this analogy is not perfect, since that was a good thing, God's way of clearing the path for us to begin our manifest destiny). The most striking thing about Stephen Hawking though is how crippled he has become. This is certainly a sign that he has been possessed by the Devil. You might be wondering why all sinners aren't marked by this sign of the beast, and my best answer -- by no means the right one, just a hypothesis at this point -- is that not all sinners are literally possessed by the Devil. They are simply inherently evil or have been tempted to sin by one of the various methods Satan uses to corrupt our minds. It would make sense that the pure evil of Satan could twist our bodies and/or warp our minds. Or maybe the disabled, at heart, were once good, God-fearing men and women, only to be crippled in their losing struggle against the Devil. This could certainly be the case with Stephen Hawking, for notice the way he cannot even talk (look under the "Illness" heading). He has some sort of scientific device connected to him that speaks for him. So it could be that he refuses with all his might to do the bidding of Satan, only to be thwarted by technology. I'm not sure, really, what the exact answer is, only that disability is a sign of evil. It is especially important that we take notice of this in the post 9/11 world that we live in, for the consequences of allowing such evil close to us could be catastrophic. That is why the blind man made fun of by the President for wearing sunglasses is no laughing matter. There is no telling what, exactly, he was doing there -- maybe to kill the President or other important people within the government, maybe to steal state secrets by planting bugs throughout the White House -- all I know is that he was most likely up to no good, possessed by Satan for a reason. Beware.


Blogger Led Head said...

"It would make sense that the pure evil of Satan could twist our bodies and/or warp our minds."

And you and Parnell are prime examples of how he can do the latter!

11:19 PM  
Blogger Wrin said...

Right, so now you're making fun of disadvantaged people? You really are a hateful bigot, full of spite and malice. Hawking is a great man who struggles hard to do even the simplest things. He accomplishes so much because his spirit is strong and not willing to give up, and you would mock him and call him possessed?

9:05 AM  
Blogger Dr. JD Parnell said...

This is Dr. JD Parnell. Yes! That is exactly what we believe: That he is possessed by the the devil, and his condition is as good a sign of it as any. I pray that you will come to realize that that this is the true nature of things, and that all of these mediacal conditions (disabilities, psychological issues, depression, anxiety) affect people because such people are morally inferior in the eyes of the Lord. And this is particularly approprate for any scientist who would want to invade the heavens and pollute it with evil beings like scientists and astronauts!

9:38 AM  
Blogger Led Head said...

I think you're the one who's possessed by the devil, Parnell. And I pray that Nathaniel comes to see you for what you really are and finds the courage and moral resolve to break away from you.

And that would be your worst nightmare, wouldn't it?

3:58 PM  
Blogger Dr. JD Parnell said...

For the rocord, I feel I should clarify something here:
Nathaniel wrote this post, not me. I fail to understand why wretches like you continue to believe that somehow he is "following me", or that I am manipulating him. We are both independent thinkers that have found our own ways to the Lord, and choose, of our own free will, to walk the righteous path, while we sadly watch people like you continue down the primary road toward eternal damnation and a future of unimaginable torture and misery that will last forever and ever and ever...
Furthermore, as far as this site is concerned: Nathaniel initiated it, and he wrote the majority of the posts. Therefore, he deserves credit for most of the countless brilliant ideas contained herein.

Now, having said that, I do have many followers in my church. However, I forbid them from using the internet, since it is a tool that is still ridden with the works of Satan and they are simple people, who can become unduly influenced. I personnaly feel most of you should be forbidden from using it because you use it for ungodly purposes, such as disagreeing with us! This site was intended to bring people to Christ, but I have learned that there is still much more good work to be done! Yes the Lord has told us to continue our good works, so that we can convince you to come under our authority immediately!

5:28 PM  
Blogger Led Head said...

"Nathaniel wrote this post, not me. I fail to understand why wretches like you continue to believe that somehow he is "following me", or that I am manipulating him."

Parnell, you've made many statements that lead others to believe that you're a control freak. You often use phrases like "come under our authority," for instance. Like, yeah, right! It isn't going to happen! Ever.

Furthermore, you refer to your congregation as "simple people who can be unduly influenced." Well, of course they are! And the reason they're in your congregation to begin with is because you have been able to convince them that they are going to hell if they do not. Well, I have news for you! Not everyone is that naive. And that is the real reason you don't want your followers to have much education or access to the internet, isn't it? Because if they're educated, they'll be able to see you for what you are, and then you won't be able to use them anymore.

Disagreeing with you? Ungodly? Actually, I think God's on my side. And if the God you worship truly advocates these things (which he doesn't), I'll gladly turn to his nemesis!

8:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sabin here again.

My question about this whole post is: What about children born with disabilities?

From conception to birth (in most cases, nine months) seems like a pretty short time to develop sinful, unGodly behaviors and ideologies. I'd like to hear your thoughts (nathaniel and James "Jimmy" Parnell both) on this aspect of disability.

...never mind the non-fully-developed fetus doesn't have the reasoning capabilities to make decisions that can be considered good or evil.

....and never mind the fact that God is allowing children with disabilities to be born.

...or the fact that you talk about evil technology...specifically computers and television...and yet, here you are utilizing at least one of them. Very good, guys. know what, never mind. there's just too much to pick at here.

By the way, how's the good Lord doing these days?

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Three Headed Grinch said...

I think God hates you.
I don't think that God would approve of your mockery of those who truly have no control over what happens. It's not the Devil. I'm sure God has enough powah to keep whatever 'devil' may actually exist.
Who are you to say that Heaven is within our reach in the first place? No. Science as it is, rocketry and all that can never touch Heaven. It's much 'higher' then just being literally upwards. We must escape this planet for our survival, not to pollute Heaven. Outer-space is just a big empty blot outside our atmosphere, no reason why we shouldn't go there. And as I said we won't hurt Heaven in doing so. What kind of self-arrogance does it take to even think that yer lookin' at Heaven at night? Please.

By the way, Stephen Hawking believes in God ya dumbass.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think you should know that

1-space is NOT heaven. how can you even prove this as a true statement? thats what i want to know. people have been in space and such things and that does not mean they have been to heaven. space is a part of god's earthly/physical creation.

2- how in the hek could you say that people with disabilities are evil or sinful. people without disabilities could just as easily be even worse. and i know alot of people that are disabled and are some of the greatest christians out there.

and furthermore you need to realize that those that are disabled didnt have a choice in the matter. those born with disability were created by god just like we are. and god created them that way. so are you implying that god created somthing evil? because the is completely ridiculous.

10:06 PM  
Anonymous Matt said...

You forbid people to use the internet because it's ungodly? HYPOCRITE!!

6:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, God's obviously not too bright if he gave Stephen Hawking his disability to lead him away from science. Having the disability motivated Hawking to work even harder and become one of the world's greatest scientists. WITHOUT the disability he might well have been less successful - and therefore less of an "evil scientist" in your mind's eye.

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S.H. is a atheist. He is possessed, and you all will see it real soon. The end

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He possesses my body regularly and is very spiteful. No lie. Even my arm goes numb and I hear clicking in my ear. There is also a hawk-sounding squeal whenever I swallow, at the back of my throat. His daughter is named Lucy for a reason. He's a total Satanist.

2:44 PM  

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