Sunday, May 28, 2006

Let's Pray They'll All be Ex-Gay

One of the biggest scams brought to us by the liberal media and their secularist Devil cult is that homosexuality is not a disease. And to propagate this myth, they've used every means at their disposal to prevent we Christians from spreading the truth to susceptible children and teenagers -- that to be gay is a sin against God and unholy and filthy. Just read this article about it (the link is a summary -- you may have to register with the to see the whole thing). Then read this one for an opposing view written by a so-called conservative.

Notice how the article describes places like Maryland, where truthtellers such as myself are prevented from even mentioning that a person does not have to embrace their so-called homosexuality, but can fight it and cure it. What are they scared of? I'll tell you what scares them: that their strangle-hold over the minds of our children will be broken. For essentially, the Devil has used the American school system as a training ground for worshipping him. And this being the case, I'm afraid that the methods places like Exodus and Focus on the Family recommend to keep children from becoming gay, while helpful, are not nearly enough. Sure, fathers playing rough and tumble games with their children may have some effect, but children need to know: become gay and face the wrath of God. And this message needs to be backed up with spanking, with summers at Jesus camp, with mandatory prayer and Bible readings. At every step, there must be at least some hint of the suffering and pain that will follow should a child choose a life of sin. It would be especially helpful if the people that chose the gay life-style were publicly humiliated and forced to walk the streets in shame. I'm thinking something along the lines of being forced to wear ballerina outfits and bright red high-heel shoes. Of course, my mind isn't set in stone on this point -- somebody is more than welcome to offer a better idea.


Blogger Wrin said...

Well, you COULD leave them the heck alone. No matter how often you say you don't think killing people is right, it's the hateful filth you spread that gets gay people raped, tortured, and murdered all the time. Consider the consequences of your words before you spew that bile.

12:30 PM  
Blogger Addison said...

Bible camp, some the best sex I ever had was with one of my counselors....he was a youth pastor and his wife didn't know he liked to bottom for 14-y/o boys at camp every summer. AH, young love.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Ryven said...

Asking for tolerance from Nathaniel is like asking for Skittles from a cow. It'll just look at you with big dumb cow eyes and hit you with a Bible.

4:00 PM  
Anonymous dk said...

What about sheep-boys? They'll totally give you skittles!

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Bugs Bunny said...

*prances up to Nathaniel in a ballerina outfit*

"Eh, you don't have to force me, Doc. But I prefer pink ballet slippers, if you don't mind."

*kisses Nathaniel with his painted lips and runs like hell*

12:52 AM  
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5:17 AM  
Anonymous faeriequeene11 said...

Okay Nathaniel, I'll wear the ballerina outfit, if you go schoolgirl.

7:42 PM  

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