Manifest Destiny Manifestly Good

I always loved the idea of manifest destiny, because America, once a nation unified in Christ, was divinely ordained to take over the world. But notice my use of the word "was," for that was a long time ago, before the Devil created the liberal media, inspiring scientists to invent things like television and the internet, while witches and sorcerers cast powerful spells over the airwaves, so the public could be brainwashed into depravity and God-lessness. Yes, once we were led by the hand of God to expand ever-westward, eradicating the heathen masses as we went. It was such a beautiful thing, as our belief in Christ was turned into an all powerful sword to crush the Indians that opposed us. But somewhere along the way, before we were able to take over Canada and Mexico, the Devil intervened, using the Indians as proxies. As we went westward, powerful Indian shamen backed by Satan cast spells on some of the settlers, corrupting their minds with impure thoughts the way the witches of Salem once did in Massachusetts. Back in Salem, though, the good Christians were able to rid themselves of such evil; but the sheer enormity of the Indian population made it a near impossible task in this instance. This was enough to keep us from taking over the world with Christ (at least until the good Christians of the land take their country back from Satan's minions), because the settlers lost the grace of God. Just look at places like California and Oregon -- homosexual bastions of filth and decadence, the stain of their ancestors permanent.

Those of you that read this site know we are a long way off from ever being again worthy of God's grace, with activist judges, liberals, homosexuals, and feminists working day and night to thwart His will. This, of course, saddens me as I am sure it saddens you all; but the fact we were once so blessed to be manifestly destined to give glory to Christ by expanding ever westward until the whole world flew under the flag of America makes our fall all the more depressing. And now -- and this, really, is the purpose of this post -- it seems Satan is thumbing his nose at us Christians Just as we thought there may be a light at the end of the tunnel, as states like South Dakota moved to outlaw what may, in fact, be the greatest crime in the history of the planet -- abortion -- the Indians, heathens we had once been so close to conquering, will be offering the evil procedure out of reach of our laws. It was bad enough when they began opening casinos, but now it seems children of Satan will be able to abort God's gift to all of us while gambling with their own souls. And this is not the worst of it, for while like the aborted in the "civilized" world being used in medical experiments, the aborted at the hands of the Indians will certainly be used for their weird potions and stews. In fact, I'm so upset about it at this moment, I think I'll go write a poem in dedication to all the babies that will be lost at the hands of the Indians....