Women Are Strippers At Heart

I was reading this LA Times article (you'll need to register, but it's free and worth it) about a stripper who turned to Christ and immediately found my mind drifting into sinful territory, which is why I have a feeling her whole story is a ruse invented by the Devil to tempt lustful men into his arms. Hers certainly is a sweet story -- any ex-stripper and porn star who decides to devote her life to Jesus and bring other strippers to Christ is a hero in my book. But she and her message are as fake as a breast implant. Just look at her website:

"JC's GIRLSGIRLSGIRLS is a Biblically based Christian ministry that seeks to share God's message of hope and forgiveness by reaching out in a non-judgmental way to those who are in the sex industry. We pattern our ministry after the very ministry of Jesus by actually going to the people who need him. Our desire is for people to see that Christianity is anything but boring and restrictive. In Christ, we are free to experience adventure, pleasure, forgiveness, hope, and peace".

Reach out in a "non-judgmental" way? That is a dangerous twisting of Christianity, for it is the job of good Christians to let the damned know they are damned and demand they come to Christ lest they experience the wrath of society and God. And people are not free to experience adventure and pleasure -- that is a message for homosexuals and strippers. It's because of false messages like the one promoted by JC's Girls that the Bible says:

"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn anything, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."

1 Corinthians 14:34/35.

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, not to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing..."

1 Timothy 2.

For women that teach, that try to lead people to Christ by their own preaching will inevitably do more harm than good and lead their followers straight into the arms of Satan. This is because women are strippers at heart. This is why men must be in charge of everything but childbirth, cooking, and cleaning. Anything else is much too dangerous for society and will certainly turn it into a place where young girls prostitute themselves from the age of five and men spend their days and nights watching pornography and sleeping with whores.

This is not to say I don't care about the scourge of strippers. But there must be another way to bring them to Christ. Muslims force their women to marry all the time. Well, there is no reason we shouldn't be able to do that in America, only that we would ensure these immoral women are married to good, God-fearing men able to handle the wiley ways of a stripper and avoid succumbing to temptations of the flesh. Who better, then, than unmarried church elders? Church elders would know how to be stern with these lost souls and make sure their journey to Christ is permanent. And church elders, their dedication to Christ unquestioned, deserve the most beautiful wives, the envy of their congregation. Of course this is just one idea, and I would be interested to hear more. With the end times so close at hand, it is important that we Christians do everything in our power to make this earth a better place, lest we too are left behind to face the wrath of God.