What's More Evil, Prisoners or Illegal Immigrants

I'm sure you've all heard about the great immigration debate currently raging around the country and in Washington; and if you haven't then you certainly should be thrown out of the country for being ignorant, since it is the duty of every American to be educated about the issues facing us all. In any event, some of you may remember one of my more controversial posts where I argued we should kill all the big animals. Personally, I don't find anything controversial about it at all, and to me it is the fear of bringing controversy down upon oneself that keeps a person week; but, nonetheless, I got a lot of comments and outrage about the suggestion we kill the animals, since they are hurting the environment by being useless and using up resources. That is neither here nor there, because if you remember that post, you probably remember the post where I said we should use illegal immigrants to perform the duties the big animals used to be responsible for until they were killed, things, according to the brilliant scientists that read the post, necessary for our own survival, like maintain the food chain.

Well, I thought that was a great idea, until I read this, particularly this quote: "Let the prisoners pick the fruits." Now, I've changed my mind -- instead of supporting illegal immigration to prevent environmental destruction, we should put our prisoners to work eating grass and worms and hard to reach leaves in especially tall trees.