Attack of the Clones!

Recently the site has gotten a huge number of hits (relatively speaking), and I was interested to see where they were all coming from. After a little research, I was horrified to discover various communities of deviants, of children, of lonely women dissatisfied with their bodies and lack of children. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad they've discovered this site, thus giving me a better chance of reaching them with the words of the Bible; however, my work, I think, is going to be harder than imagined, for these communities are tight in their chains to Satan and provide such reinforcement for beliefs implanted by the Devil. They've already posted many comments attacking me and the word of God. And also notice, if you go to their forums and blogs, that some of them don't even think I am being serious. This just goes to show how brain washed many have become at the hands of the liberal media and Satan. So those of you not a part of these communities that now read this post please pray for their members. In my posts from this point forward, I will talk to them the way we talk to deaf people, to the retarded, to the non-English speaking. Oh, and this just goes to show, my fellow followers of Christ, that we really do need to invest in Christian science labs to invent all manner of devices to take back America from the Devil. I believe in an earlier post I talked about brain implant devices that disallowed thinking unChristian thoughts. That would be perfect for people like these.