The Devil Put Them There

There is something suspicious going on, and I believe I've figured it out. Notice all of these scientific "discoveries" that have been pouring in of late: a 164 million year old beaver; more "proof" that homosexuality is in the genes; the ocean was steaming hot when so-called dinosaurs roamed the earth -- the list extends forever. Then I read this article about scientists creating chickens with teeth and this article about a meeting of scientists organized to show support for evolution. And it all began to make sense: scientists are creating these genetic monsters and disguising them as dinosaurs and anything else that might serve as "proof" of evolution and whatever other unGodliness scientists love. To some, it may sound far fetched, but the evil scheming of Satan knows no bounds. The very fact that scientists would do something as seemingly useless as give chickens teeth is proof of this. While to the average person it may seem dumb or another weird scientific experiment or maybe even another example of scientists' obsession with ruining God's creatures, if one considers the nature of the Devil, it is clear that there is definitely an over-reaching purpose to chickens with teeth. And that purpose is to genetically engineer "proof" of evolution and that the world is not only a few thousand years old. The 164 million year old beaver, like dinosaurs, I am sure, is really a thing that was created in the lab and then skinned with its bones left to age awhile. It will be argued, no doubt, that carbon dating shows the bones to be millions of years old, but as any one whose mind has not been corrupted by Satan knows, carbon dating is fake. It is also easy to imagine scientists using the same process they used to give chickens teeth to create homosexuals in a lab. And it is not merely coincidence that the scientists met to support evolution at approximately the same time as all of these "discoveries." Some will surely argue that I am grabbing at straws and paranoid; however, I would suggest to all of you to watch the movies Final Destination 1-3, for as they all show, there are signs we can see, maybe not to cheat death, but at least to be made aware of the evil that lurks in this society.