Thursday, January 19, 2006

Monkeys, Fish? Harry Potter Plays Mind Games On Scientists

As per some of the latest research done by scientists, the human ear evolved from ancient fish gills. So now we evolved from monkeys AND fish. This latest "discovery," though, is obviously the product of influence from witchcraft. For not only is it absurd (we all know that God created man in His image), it seems suspiciously similar to a scene in Harry Potter IV: Goblet of Fire, where Harry takes drugs to turn himself into some type of half human/half fish. In fact, where I always knew Harry Potter was really a conspiracy by witches to corrupt the minds of children, it really may have been part of a much broader conspiracy to influence the work of scientists and steer it in a new direction. Charmed by magic incantations cast on the film, scientists, upon seeing the scene in question, are powerless to do anything other than invent stupid conspiracies through which the Devil is able corrupt society. Such is the power of Harry Potter and his ilk.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see you don't know the evolutionary chain because monkeys evolved from fish too. Monkeys evolved from reptiles who evolved from amphibians who evolved from fish who evolved from complex multi-celled organisms. So saying that the human ear developed from fish gills really shouldn't seem so surprising to anyway who actually knew the evolutionary chain.

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant to say anyone not anyway. Sorry.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

anonymous -- i can see you don't know the Bible or God, for if you did you would not be talking to me about the evolutionary chain. God created man in His image; man did not randomly "evolve" from multi-celled organisms. Your witchcraft-infested mind can believe what it likes, but it is only taking you further away from the Lord God and into the arms of Satan.

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look, you are a idoit. Harry Potter isn't by witches trying to convert children! You are insane.
Satan isn't going to get me! I won't be "taken" from god!
You have a serious problem.

Call up an asylum and ask them to lock you up.



You scare me.

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Matthew said...

You know, no one had this many problems with magic and false idolism when Barney was out...

7:40 PM  

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