Monkeys, Fish? Harry Potter Plays Mind Games On Scientists

As per some of the latest research done by scientists, the human ear evolved from ancient fish gills. So now we evolved from monkeys AND fish. This latest "discovery," though, is obviously the product of influence from witchcraft. For not only is it absurd (we all know that God created man in His image), it seems suspiciously similar to a scene in Harry Potter IV: Goblet of Fire, where Harry takes drugs to turn himself into some type of half human/half fish. In fact, where I always knew Harry Potter was really a conspiracy by witches to corrupt the minds of children, it really may have been part of a much broader conspiracy to influence the work of scientists and steer it in a new direction. Charmed by magic incantations cast on the film, scientists, upon seeing the scene in question, are powerless to do anything other than invent stupid conspiracies through which the Devil is able corrupt society. Such is the power of Harry Potter and his ilk.