Google Our Enemies, Christian Soldiers!

The last couple of weeks have brought me much despair, as I've read more and more disturbing reports of US companies betraying the Bible in this Christian nation. Let it be known that I am a great believer in capitalism, for the invisible hand that guides capitalist nations to prosperity is certainly the hand of God; however, it appears that Satan has a voice of influence on the markets, convincing certain companies in America to commit outrageous evils. Two prime examples: Sony and Walgreens. Sony, you may have read, is now planning to back a gay and lesbian music label, thus giving a greater voice to the dirty sin of homosexuality. Rather than help cage the homosexual animals that run rampant in today's society, Sony is helping them corrupt -- seduce -- our children, and it should not be allowed to stand. Walgreens, on the other hand, is forcing its pharmacists to fill birth control prescriptions, even when it goes against the pharmacists' beliefs. This is yet another example of the chains that America places on Christians, enslaving us to the desires of secularists. But besides my concern for the rights of my fellow Christian soldiers, I'm also disturbed that any pharmacy would even allow birth control to be sold. Birth Control is certainly evil, reducing sex into pure desire and therefore filth. Sex should be something much more than desirable -- it should be magnificent and holy, something that can only be achieved when it is for creating life. Furthermore, birth control turns women into whores and allows them to embrace their inherent evilness that first manifested itself with original sin.

Companies such as Walgreens and Sony need to follow the example of Google, which, you may also have read, has recently bowed down to the Chinese government and agreed to censor its search results so they do not offend the Communist Party. Don't get me wrong: I do not support the Communist Party, but I appreciate Google's willingness to sacrifice its ideals for the will of a Communist nation. America is a Christian nation, and Google, I am sure, will be equally willing to promote censorship of anything that is anti-Christian and against the Bible. It is therefore imperative that we Christians unite and lobby Google to filter out any filth that betrays the morals of the Bible. I am sure they will listen. In the future, as our technology gets further advanced, eventually, perhaps, being directly connected to our brains, we will be able to filter, to censor, anything and everything that is against the will of God. People will no longer be able to think unchristian thoughts; they will be disallowed from even considering Walgreens or Sony products as a choice. Therefore we will be able to punish tomorrow the outrageous and evil acts of companies today.