Monday, January 23, 2006

Al Gore is Evil

Take a good look at the picture of this evil man, Al Gore, good Christian soldiers. Take a good hard look. What you are looking at is not the face of any ordinary man. You are looking at the face of evil. For a long time I believed that Al Gore may well be the antichrist. However, I no longer believe this. The true antichrist, who will eventually rise to power to wreak havoc upon the earth will be far worse. However, Al Gore provides but a small glimpse of what lies in store for those who are left behind during the final days when the world comes under the reign of the antichrist and his one-world global government, whose top officials will consist of the likes of Sean Penn, Rosie O’Donnell, Martin Sheen, Alec Baldwin, and George Clooney. Think very hard about the horrors of living in a world controlled by Al Gore, then multiply it by a thousand, and you are starting to get a picture of what it would be like to be left behind.

Al Gore is evil. Al Gore epitomizes everything that is evil about the Democratic party. Al Gore does not believe in fighting and destroying the terrorists. Al Gore believes in protecting "the environment." Al Gore is absolutely opposed to traditional Christian family values. Al Gore supports a "global community" that would be led by himself and a specially appointed commission consisting of only the most liberal elite Hollywood actors, directors, and producers.

Al Gore has been described as a "green revolutionary." Many of Al Gore’s policy proposals have been widely reported and include for example, "completely eliminating the internal combustion engine over, say, a twenty-five-year period." Evidently, according to Gore, good and virtuous Christian families must be eventually forced to give up their full size station wagons, mini-vans and SUVs and use god-forsaken miniature electric cars to go to church. I don’t know about you but I could most certainly envision the antichrist inflicting such a fate on those Christians who are not fortunate enough to be brought up in the rapture. Of course, then again, during the end of times, all churches will be banned under the antichrist, so therefore, I envision Christian families being forced to drive miniature electric cars to scientology meetings and environmental rallies during the final days under the antichrist. Just as Al Gore would attempt to make us all to drive miniature electric cars, he would also attempt to get laws passed requiring all electric power to come from from wind turbines, a truly evil concept indeed. However, unlike Al Gore, the antichrist won’t just attempt these things, he will actually implement them and impose them on all of you who are left behind. All Christians who are left behind will be forced to commit adultery and have abortions. Imagine your children being taught by Rosie O’Donnell, criminals being "punished" by Michael Dukakis, private commerce being regulated by Greenpeace, and so forth. Let this all be stern warning to all of you Christians who do not wholeheartedly follow only the strictest interpretations of the Bible. You may think you may be saved, but if you do not live your lives according to God’s will, you WILL be forced to endure the tribulation and the reign of the antichrist during the final days, and your faith will be put to the ultimate test, and it will be a unimaginably painful test, indeed. So painful, that many of you who are left behind will fall to Satan’s influence and will receive the Mark of the Beast, and then your fate will be sealed, for God will judge your so-called faith as false and filled with blasphemy, and you will be condemned to burn in the Lake of Fire for all of eternity.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Real Christians don't hate. You do. Therefore, you aren't a real Christian. You are no better than an Islamic extremist with your ranting. Get help.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous buck said...

sure, he hates. but he hates so righteously. we must remember that even Jesus was angry when he threw those money-changing bastards out of the temple.

preach it, brother.

a small electric car is as un-american as french fries.

6:03 PM  
Anonymous breathoffreshair said...

That world sounds kind of nice. I can't wait for the end times. It would be much nicer breathing oxygen instead of smog and not burning to death from intense heat rays emanating from a hole in the ozone layer. Let me know when these end times start because I am there. Oh and just because the electric cars now are miniature it doesn't mean they can't make electric SUVs and trucks. They aren't really worried about the size now they just want to get the technology right.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

breathoffreshair -- you are more like a breath from the mouth of Satan -- a filthy stench of evil that pollutes everything around you. if you think the end times are nice, that being stung by locusts and writhing in pain for 5 months, of starving to death and drinking blood rather than water is good, then you are truly evil. not that i care, though; for your fate will bring you to an eternity in hell, where you will be ripped and torn and suffer and suffer, such that you will pray to God, but only Satan will listen, beginning his tortures anew.

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Julie Hensley said...

Let's see... french fries are actually American. The French didn't invent them. And apparently you consider it your right to drive a vehicle that means that others in the world have to live in abject poverty so that you can have that right? Perhaps it will resound better (since you are so self absorbed) to consider that the environment you destroy today with your lovely SUVs is the one that your grandchildren and greatgrandchildren will live (or die) in?

I wish Al Gore were the most evil person on the planet. If he were, we would truly have nothing to fear. Instead, the mindset your promote is like the consuming monsters of the Dr. Suess book that suck and suck until everything worthwhile is gone and there is no where to turn.

Where do you get the idea that there will always be more? Do you have any idea of what deprivation is? Have you even read Angela's Ashes, a true memoir about someone growing up in Ireland (not Africa but a country that would be considered affluent and Western).

Your lifestyle means that others must die. Driving your SUVS and consuming your Ronco products and shopping at the mall every few days means that our wealthy society sucks up everything so that others, in societies that don't command the same attention go without.. they go without nifty appliances and dvd players and ipods and video games and cars but at least as critically they go without food and safe places to live and warmth and medical care.

Yes, I can see how Christian you all are.

You think Jesus would be driving an SUV? Seems to me that he walked everywhere.

5:49 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

Julie Hensley -- Jesus walked everywhere because if I remember correctly, cars hadn't been invented yet. Had they, he would have driven a Hummer, I'm sure of it. Or maybe he would have driven something much more miraculous and imposing, like a tank.

I know there will always be more, because the Bible said God will provide for His followers.

I don't know that my right to drive an SUV has anything to do with poverty in the rest of the world. What I do know is that when we buy things and live in a free market economy, the market produces things that people want to buy; and if people didn't want SUVs, then they wouldn't buy them and they wouldn't be produced. You can criticize this all you want, but capitalism is guided by an invisible hand -- the hand of God -- and I do not doubt the power of God.

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ummm...what makes electricity "evil" and gas "good" like seroursly i don't care what fuels gets me from a to b but to get from a to b

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said... of thouse 7 deadly sins, god doeasn't feed the glutinous

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said... of thouse 7 deadly sins, god doeasn't feed the glutinous

4:06 PM  
Blogger Don Willcox said...

But God does love electric cars

Dont worry though thealgore will regulate to make all the cool electric cars pink - and play only music by the Dixie Chicks...


2:18 PM  
Anonymous Matt said...

Dude, the Bible says you're not allowed to judge people

12:37 AM  

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