Friday, December 09, 2005

Taking Back What Was Once Ours

"The Constitution of the United States, for instance, is a marvelous document for self-government by the Christian people. But the minute you turn the document into the hands of non-Christian people and atheistic people they can use it to destroy the very foundation of our society. And that's what's been happening."
-- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, Dec. 30, 1981

Good Christian Soldiers!!! I ask that you heed those words of wisdom. The idea that the Constitution guarantees the separation of church and state is a myth propagated by communists, atheists, the feminist movement, the liberal media, and the environmental cult. There is not ONE WORD in this document that says our society should not be a good traditional Christian society. Many of you will likely come back at me with the so-called Establishment Clause, saying there is no establishment of religion in public places. NONSENSE!!! Those of you who buy into this blasphemy have sold your souls to the dark secular forces that have been eating away at the foundation of our good and virtuous Christian society for lo these many years. The Establishment clause was meant to protect the role of the Christian church in our society. However, the liberals, atheists, feminists, secular humanists, baby-killers, and tree-huggers have taken this concept and turned it on its head! These people are responsible for taking this document, that was originally conceived of and written by good Christian men, and twisting it to the extent that it could be used for advancing their evil dark agenda.

We will bring God and the Bible back into the public arena, and drive the liberals, atheists, secular humanists, and all other like-minded people into oblivion!!! Just as communism was destined for the ash-heap of human civilization, so too are liberalism, secular humanism, feminism, and environmentalism. If you are not a good Christian there is no place for you in our society! The founding fathers recognized this. How else could we achieve God’s vision of "manifest destiny"? How else could we have purged the land of the evil tree-worshiping native cultures, who had infected the land like cancer infects a human body? How else could we have once become a shining beacon of light and truth for the whole world to behold? How else could we have become a shining city on a hill? But slowly, we became blind to Satan’s influences, and we allowed the dark forces of liberalism, secularism, and witchcraft to gain control and eat away at our virtuous Christian society just like termites eat away at the foundation of what was once a good Christian church, leaving nothing behind but a dilapitated, decrepit shell that is invested with crackheads and whores. Good Christian Soldiers - We must TAKE BACK what was once ours!!!

There is no room for tolerance or compromise in our battle against the secular forces. There is no room for love and understanding. In the final battle between the forces of good and evil, the Lamb of God will be neither loving nor understanding. His wrath will be beyond the capacity of human comprehension, and his judgment final. If you are not fully with him, than you are against him, and your souls will be doomed to burn in the Lake of Fire and Sulfur for all eternity. You must let a wave of intolerance wash over you. You must let a wave of hatred wash over you. Hate is good...Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a Biblical duty, and we have been called upon by God to conquer this country.


Anonymous Celestina said...

*claps hands*

Bravo, Parnell! Bravo! Once again, you've demonstrated your exceptional ability to twist the meaning of documents in such a manner that justifies acts that are truly evil!

You're so full of crap that you stink!

11:06 AM  
Blogger Dr. JD Parnell said...

Evil??! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Well now, forlorn sinner, I do believe that is most certainly a case of the pot calling the kettle black! Unfortunately, I cannot, in my virtuous and true wisdom, forgive such blasphemy, but I pray that the grace of the good Lord will show you the righteous path, and you will see that our way of thinking is the ONLY way to recieve salvation and stay clear of eternal hellfire!

8:48 PM  
Blogger sik_n_dmntd said...

If going to hell meant that I am not surrounded by by right-wing wacko neocons such as yourself...BRING ON THE FIRE!!!! I look foward to having a beer with Satan...he is my kind of guy.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

sik-n-demented -- ah, so it seems you're one of those "funny" guys who belittles the excruciating existence of eternal hellfire by saying things like "i want to go to hell because all my friends will be there" or "i'll have a beer with satan." but the last laugh will be on you; for if, by chance, Satan were to have a beer with you, it would be by taking two giant tubes and shoving one up your ass and one down your throat, and then pumping thousands of gallons of beer through them... for days, while you are simultaneously beaten with rods and lit on fire. you are right on one point, though -- at least you won't be surrounded by "wackos" like me.

4:21 PM  
Blogger sik_n_dmntd said...

Itz kinda hard to threaten me with something I don't believe in. I don't believe in God, the devil, withcraft or republicans. I believe Jesus was a real man but he was nothing more then a cult leader. So threaten me all you want with hell and damnation, it is about the same as threatening to take away my birthday. oooo....i am really scared...

4:46 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

sik n demented -- i know there is no point to threatening you, which is why it isn't a threat. i just thought i'd let you know what you were in for, so when you DO get tortured for an eternity, you can spend at least part of the time marinating on the the thought that you were warned and i was the one that warned you. in fact, it wouldn't surprise me if Satan were to transpose an image of me laughing at you as you are drowned in beer and caned. it's the kind of thing that really makes the time spent on this site worth it.

5:11 PM  
Blogger sik_n_dmntd said...

Now I am scared...the beer didn;t scare me beofre but the thought of even looking at your face terrifies me. Maybe if I get in good with the devil and do his bidding I can avoid such terror. Maybe I can turn gay...yeah that sounds like fun. You and "DR" JD up for a threesome?

5:18 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

sik n dmntd -- oh, ho, ho, that sure did give me a hardy laugh. now i see why you turn away from the lord and into the arms of Satan: you're a comedian. what it must be like to be so funny... if only i knew. surely your hilarity has made you many followers. by chance: did you notice the sarcasm? I really think you must read (or re-read the post: America the Retarded). It was written for people just like yourself.

5:31 PM  
Blogger sik_n_dmntd said...

nah...i'm all fictioned out maybe later after I am done watching gay porn while smoking pot and listening to the liberal media.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Dr. JD Parnell said...

Bah, Ha Ha! I likewise have had a most wholesome and hardy laugh! So s-n-d, I take it you are unwilling to accept our harsh and righteous spiritual authority to guide you away from the eternal flames of hell? Hmmm, most perplexing! I can't even begin to imagine someone so lost as to ruthlessly reject and mock the teachings of good and wise Christian patriarchs such as Nathaniel and myself. I believe thine worldly scientific intellect and belligerant cynicism has blinded thee to the truth, thus demonstrating the true evils of science and intellectual thought. It is unfortunate that we did not reach you earlier, like when you were a teen. But as a teen, you were probably unwilling to devote any time to the bible and church and propably way too caught up in things that are "Xtreme".

8:27 PM  
Blogger gRaPpLe said...

Brothers! Our founding fathers weren't Christians but speakers for Satan!! The constitution was written to allow Satan to put his evil seed into this great country.

Fear not! George W is a speaker of the Lord and will crush Satan out of this country and out of early works of our founding fathers who are burning in hell.

4:59 AM  

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