Teaching Evolution in Schools = Everybody Gets Bird Flu

I don't know about you, but I've been hearing about bird flu an awful lot lately, about how deadly it is, about how it threatens to become a pandemic, killing millions of people world wide. Yet there is always this caveat -- it's a BIRD flu, i.e. it only affects birds, thus leaving us safe... for awhile. Why awhile? Because apparently the bird flu can evolve into a form that infects humans. In fact, just today it was reported two Chinese have died from the virus. I know in the past that I've argued evolution is a fraud, invented by God-less scientists brain-washed by Satan to manipulate us away from God, from eternal happiness, which would suggest the bird flu could not possibly have evolved into a form that infects us. But that was then. That was before the Bible was stripped from our schools, before evolution was taught to innocent children who are unable to understand right from wrong, that the Bible is undeniable truth given to us by God, whereas evolution was invented by scientists and the Devil to control us. Not only has the Bible been ripped from our children, replaced by a Godless falsehood; but secularists won't even allow teachers to point out the gaps and fallacies in evolutionary theory. So now God is angry! If we are so intent on ignoring, denying -- ridiculing -- the word of the Bible, then He will give us what we wish for: evolution. So where once there was no such thing, now evolution is a reality, and it will destroy us. And just as the great, all-knowing Pat Robertson suggested: when God's wrath comes, we dare not pray to Him, because it was we who rejected Him. Be ready, then -- expect evolution to hit us like a hurricane or earthquake, expect evolution to infect everything we rely on to survive: the deadly bird flu will evolve into the bird/human flu; fish will develop strange sex organs. Those are just the cases we can see right now. If the bird flu can change into a human flu, then we will most certainly evolve into some weird human/chicken combination. In fact, the entire Book of Revelation can be explained in terms of evolution, thus making Book of Evolution a more appropriate name. All the world's water will evolve into blood, for example. Lord save us, we will all pray, but He will not because the end-times are coming. I wish it were as simple as merely halting the teaching of evolution in our schools, but I am afraid it may be too late. Obviously, I don't know that for sure, for who really knows what God thinks? But with the appearance of actual evolution, I am almost certain that we are on an irreversible path to the end times...