America the Retarded -- Only True Christians Should Be Allowed To Vote

For years I've pondered the question: how is it that so many Americans can reject the obvious truth of the Bible and accept the corrupt and false teachings of scientists and atheists? Look at these statistics. According to the PEW survey, only 42% of Americans believe the teachings of the Bible, yet over 80% of Americans claim to be Christian. Furthermore, the statistics also show that more the education a person has, the less likely they are to believe in the truth of the Bible. I've always thought the corruption of America's religious faith was caused by weakness -- in the Church, in schools -- as liberals and secularists, always intent on including everyone and everything, always willing to accept a moral relativistic position not unlike the one that allowed Hitler to rise to power, gradually chipped away at our religious faith, stripping it from the schools, allowing compromise in the teachings of the Bible. It turns out, however, that the damage caused by these liberals and secularists is much greater than I ever would have imagined. If you read the 11/20/05 post by Michael Crowley, he points to more horrifying statistics that suggest America has been turned stupid. My own research confirmed this, proving America's stupidity in children. Before the Devil empowered the liberals and secularists to take over, America was not always retarded. Look at the greatness it achieved in conquering the heathen Indian tribes that once dominated this continent. Look at the technological advancement and world domination it so thoughtfully and unselfishly bequeathed to the rest of the world. We were a truly Christian, righteous nation then. But look at us now. We sell our souls to the dictators and communists of the Middle East and Venezuela, simply because they have oil. We idly stand by as Asia grows stronger, stealing our jobs and wealth. By corrupting and, in some cases, completely ignoring our Christian faith in the church and in schools, we have made ourselves dumber, weaker, pathetic. We cannot rely on our own educational system to save us, for, as the PEW statistics show, the more education we have, the less likely we are to believe the Bible's truth. The thing that most scares me, however, is the fact that many of these stupid, Bible-denying Americans vote, choosing leaders at the command of liberals and secularists that will perpetuate the retardation of America. If this is allowed to stand, we will never be great again. It is vital, then, that the laws be changed such that the stupid be prevented from voting. Once this land is again a true Christian nation, the veil of stupidity will be lifted from our people, and the statistics will reveal our righteousness, and God will once again look upon us favorably. No longer will we need to go begging the Middle East and the communist, Chavez, in Venezuela for oil. We can simply take it. God bless America.