Thursday, October 13, 2005

A Message to Families: The Importance of Harsh Physical Discipline

Greetings to all the Traditional Christian Families out there!

I trust, for your sake, that you continue to lead lives in accordance with only the strictest interpretations of God’s Word!!

For those families that are not BOTH Traditional and Christian, I can only continue to pray that one day you will come to realize that your very existence is an offence to the Lord!!! Remember: There is still a chance for you to turn away from your wicked and sinful ways! And until you do so, the only thing that stands in the way of your eternal destruction is your tenuous connection to this world.

Today’s message is directed at the first group of families - the Traditional Christian Families with Traditional Christian Family Values and Beliefs. I will get right down to it: I am deeply concerned that many of you are not, in fact, living your lives in accordance with only the strictest interpretations of God’s Word. I have a very good reason for this concern: Your children. Your children are all disgusting, impudent, rebellious, disrespectful, selfish, ill-mannered creatures. They have no respect for adult authority and no respect for the authority of God! This applies to ALL children; there are NO exceptions! Furthermore, these evil characteristics only become worse with the age of the child. The most ungodly children, who are the most susceptible to the evil ways of the world are the teenagers, whereas the youngest children, the unborn, are not susceptible to these evil influences. The very youngest children are the unborn babies, and these children are still looked upon favorably by God because they are without sin. For that reason the value of the life of an unborn child far exceeds the value of the lives of any other child (or any other person) living outside of the womb. However, that’s a digression from the primary purpose of this message.

The problem with children (specifically children that are already born) is they are influenced by the world and the world is influenced by the Prince of Darkness. Therefore children are influenced by evil, and therefore, if left unchecked by harsh and severe and righteous parental authority, children will quickly become evil, and they are doomed. Do you think that God would not be willing to send a child to hell?? THINK AGAIN!!! Any child whose life comes to an unexpected close, and who has not grown up in a strict traditional Christian family environment, or who has ignored the teachings of his parents (even though his parents may be true Christians), surely is burning in eternal hellfire as we speak! - And it is well that he should!! For the judgement of the LORD is righteous and just! Therefore, Traditional Christian Families, it is imperative, for the sake your children’s immortal souls that you use only the strictest, most severe, and most harsh physical means imaginable to correct your children when they start to exhibit any sinful nature, and in particular when they start to question authority. This also includes the formation of independent thoughts, which are by their very nature, evil. That is all for now. We will elaborate further on this topic in our next message.

Good day to you all, and may blessing of the LORD be with all of God’s children!


Anonymous Kia said...

Any "god" who would sentence an innocent child to eternity in a firy pit is not a god that I would care to worship! And as my grandmother used to say, the devil has no greater advocate than someone who will twist God's word around to suit their own evil purposes! So in the future, I would appreciate it if you would refrain from confusing your maker with mine..."Dr." Parnell!

11:10 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

oh, look at me, I'm kia, the all-perfect speller who mispelled "fiery".

11:16 PM  
Anonymous Kia said...

Okay. "Fiery" then. I stand corrected. However, I couldn't help noticing that you've forgotten to capitalize "Kia," which is a proper name, and "Oh," which is the first word of a sentence. And I know enough about Dyslexia to know that capitalization errors don't have anything to do with it.

12:47 AM  
Anonymous Matt said...

My parents raised to be a Christ-loving man and by the way, children make their own decisions, so you can't really say they are influenced by the devil. If anything, we get our influence from media and politicians.

11:53 PM  
Blogger marvin z. martian said...

"Independent thoughts, which are...evil." I think that says it all right there.

3:42 PM  

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