Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Lesbians are Evil

I've been trying to withhold an opinion on Harriet Miers as a Supreme Court justice, although deep in my heart I knew from the beginning it was a poor idea, given the fact that women are supposed to be homemakers, whose only role outside of child rearing and taking care of their husbands should be in the church. But being the pragmatist that I am, I recognized the politics of the situation and the fact that sin has so corrupted the minds of Western society, it was practically demanded that a woman be appointed to the Supreme Court. Plus, when I looked at her and her combination mullet/poofy hair, I saw a good Texas Christian woman. So I tried to trust our Great President -- a man who speaks to God in order to make the correct decisions, a man who has been born again and accepts Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior -- but the doubt would not go away. And then I read this. In a talk about abortion and separation of church and state, she argued for "self-determination." She's also decried the glass ceiling that women face in the work force and has supported judicial attempts to influence social policy. These are not speaches that a true Christian conservative would ever give!

So what happened? How did our Great President go from being such a good Christian soldier to potentially bankrupting the Supreme Court with years and years more of judicial activism and court supported sin? And I found an answer: Condoleeza Rice. Since her ascendency to Secretary of State, the President has lost touch with his Christian followers. Just who is this woman who has the President's ear, who is able to whisper the sweet, tempting sounds of sin and steer our leader off a righteous path? The unmarried, childless Rice is a lesbian. That, my friends, is all we need to know to recognize it is she who now guides the President. Is it, after all, a coincidence that Harriet Miers is also an unmarried, childless woman? Is it a coincidence that just weeks after the Miers nomination, Sheryl Swoops has come "out of the closet" and announced that she too is a lesbian? Obviously, Rice is attempting to control the rest of the nation with a lesbian cabal and force her extremist views down all of our throats. We MUST PROTEST! Too long have we, the silent Christian majority, allowed our politicians pay lip service to our beliefs, accepting our money and votes but ignoring the causes we care most about. If Miers gets confirmed, we should hold a gigantic cross burning on the White House lawn and storm the halls of Congress. At the very least, we must make our voices heard!!!


Blogger Dr. JD Parnell said...

This is very disturbing and frightening, especially when you collectively look at all of these events: (1) the appointment of Rice to head the State Department, (2) the appointment of Harriet Miers just 3/4 of a year later to the Supreme Court, and (3) the coming out of Sheryl Swoopes out of the closet soon after that! These three events taken together cannot possibly be mere coincidence, but all taken together, they point to an irrefutable conspiracy against traditional Christian family values. We new the Democrats have long been lost and destined for eternal hellfire, but it appears the GOP isn't far behind! Their leader is clearly influenced by man-hating, baby-killing lesbians. And then Sheryl Swoops! And then Sheryl Swoops! Oh Woe Is ME!!! Woe is ME!!! I will still not loose heart. I will continue to fight the good fight! Onward Christian Soldiers! Onward!

4:56 PM  
Blogger Sirius said...

Lesbians are not evil,

Our government should be based off of what is best for the country, not off of what God thinks: As not every American believes in God, thus making many people quite unhappy,

And what kind of sexist, egotistical jerk are you? My manager (a woman) is much better at her job than her husband is at any job. Look, if a woman can do it, let her.

Wow, How did your mom ever let you leave the house?

5:09 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

this country was founded by people who believed in God and was first inhabited by people who believe in God. Our greatness is a result of the God-fearing leaders of the past. We are currently collapsing into mediocrity or worse because we only care about the God-less minority rather than respecting the Lord Jesus Christ and what this nation was founded on.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Sirius said...

Don't you believe that times change, and that we should change to adapt?

For example: Our founding fathers believed that slavery wasn't bad.

So are you saying we should African Americans?

6:12 PM  
Blogger Sirius said...

*Amend my error:

Last line:

...Should Enslave African Americans?

8:00 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

times definitely change; however morality stays the same. it was wrong to enslave African Americans to begin with, so that should change. the bible is very clear about the role of women, and the bible does not change -- it is the ultimate authority on what is right and wrong.

8:46 AM  
Blogger Sirius said...

...To you good friend. The Book is only the final jurisdiction of all moral value.

To some of us though, we know that it is alright to overthrow government if necessary, it is alright to refuse to pay taxes if necessary.

Isn't it funny how the Bible was written by a government, more than just a religious group? Note how any mention of power in the government leads one to believe that you should obey those in political power higher than you (this was written by the most powerful people at the time).

So it can be concluded that the Bible was made to support the Catholic governing of nations.

So shouldn't you just accept what the government says? Didn't your Jesus teach you that you should abide by the laws of the state?

4:32 PM  
Blogger gRaPpLe said...

May God have mercy on our souls. I can not believe we have been so blind.

Women hold 15% of Congress, 14% of the Senate, and 15% of the House of Representatives! Are they all lesbians? Do they seek to control our government from the inside using their hidious lesbian influence? Do they lust with desire over ripping all our traditional Christian family values out of the White House and replacing it with their evil, smutty FILTH?!

HOLD FAST! The battle has just begun. The Lord, our saviour, will fill every Christian Soldier with the holy spirit and give them the strength to battle this foe.

1:30 AM  
Blogger Sirius said...

You've GOT to be kidding me!

There are actually more people who believe this?

This entire site is a joke!


4:01 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

sirius - this entire site is NOT a joke. Just because someone believes in the one TRUE God and that His son died for our sins does not make it a joke. If you've read the Bible, everything said on this website makes PERFECT sense. I'm assuming you are an athiest or believer in some type of witchcraft, in which case the site may seem funny or unbelievable, but that is only because your mind has been corrupted by the devil.

4:59 PM  
Blogger Nathaniel said...

grapple -- no, not all women in power are lesbians; however the lesbian cabal seeks to overthrow the righteousness of our Christian society by increasing the role of women in government and the business world. it is not merely a coincidence that since the feminest movement Christ has been taken out of schools, crime has gone up, and women have become more whorish than ever.

5:28 PM  
Blogger fnorgby said...

I wouldn't worry too much about the Lesbian Cabal. I've been there, and there wasn't much going on. The canapes were stale. They had this kind of vegetarian aoli with tofu, that just DIDN'T work. The punch was OK but all they had was some kind of cheap rotgut vodka in it, that had a kind of metallic taste.

And DON'T get me started on their fashion sense. Let me just say, white slacks in October are a no-no. "Plaid" is not a color, and if I saw one more pair of black patent crepe soles I thought I would DIE.

When they got down to business -- I think it was something about cervical cancer for Kay Bailey Hutchison -- one of the more bullish types who had OBviously had too much of the punch threw up on the pentacle and put two of the candles out. Anyway it was all chaos after that, and the portal was only big enough for a few flies to get through. And that Yog Sothoth -- well I'm sure you all know how HE can be. At least he had a bottle of Johnnie Walker with him that livened things up a bit.

Anyhow, I was NOT impressed. Condolezza must be a pretty motivated and intelligent person in her own right because THIS bunch couldn't spell "incompetent" let alone spell someone into the White House.

4:53 PM  
Anonymous ginger said...

close-mind·ed (klōs'mīn'dĭd, klōz'-) or closed-mind·ed (klōzd'-)

Intolerant of the beliefs and opinions of others; stubbornly unreceptive to new ideas.
close'-mind'ed·ness n.

EXAMPLE: "If you do not believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, and you do not accept Him as your savior, you will go to Hell."

11:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You evil sexist.

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nathaniel is a poo poo head!

9:40 PM  

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