Lesbians are Evil

I've been trying to withhold an opinion on Harriet Miers as a Supreme Court justice, although deep in my heart I knew from the beginning it was a poor idea, given the fact that women are supposed to be homemakers, whose only role outside of child rearing and taking care of their husbands should be in the church. But being the pragmatist that I am, I recognized the politics of the situation and the fact that sin has so corrupted the minds of Western society, it was practically demanded that a woman be appointed to the Supreme Court. Plus, when I looked at her and her combination mullet/poofy hair, I saw a good Texas Christian woman. So I tried to trust our Great President -- a man who speaks to God in order to make the correct decisions, a man who has been born again and accepts Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior -- but the doubt would not go away. And then I read this. In a talk about abortion and separation of church and state, she argued for "self-determination." She's also decried the glass ceiling that women face in the work force and has supported judicial attempts to influence social policy. These are not speaches that a true Christian conservative would ever give!

So what happened? How did our Great President go from being such a good Christian soldier to potentially bankrupting the Supreme Court with years and years more of judicial activism and court supported sin? And I found an answer: Condoleeza Rice. Since her ascendency to Secretary of State, the President has lost touch with his Christian followers. Just who is this woman who has the President's ear, who is able to whisper the sweet, tempting sounds of sin and steer our leader off a righteous path? The unmarried, childless Rice is a lesbian. That, my friends, is all we need to know to recognize it is she who now guides the President. Is it, after all, a coincidence that Harriet Miers is also an unmarried, childless woman? Is it a coincidence that just weeks after the Miers nomination, Sheryl Swoops has come "out of the closet" and announced that she too is a lesbian? Obviously, Rice is attempting to control the rest of the nation with a lesbian cabal and force her extremist views down all of our throats. We MUST PROTEST! Too long have we, the silent Christian majority, allowed our politicians pay lip service to our beliefs, accepting our money and votes but ignoring the causes we care most about. If Miers gets confirmed, we should hold a gigantic cross burning on the White House lawn and storm the halls of Congress. At the very least, we must make our voices heard!!!