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God bless the Tea Party. God Bless all Tea Baggers

2010-04-16T08:43:00.012-05:00

Dear readers,

I would just like to write a short post expressing my support for the Tea Party and all Tea Baggers. They generally seem to be good Christian folk who support old time values and smaller government. Thank You ever so much fellow Tea Baggers. I do hope that you keep up the wonderful Tea Bagging. When Tea Bagging, make sure that you are Tea Bagging for Jesus, because He is your Lord and Savior! Tea Bagging is an ever so lovely way to worship Him and express your love for Him.

When the end times are upon us, as prophesied in the Book of Revelation, there will be a great rature of Christian souls, followed by a great tribulation. Then, Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, in all His Glory, will return to earth on a White Horse, for the final battle of Armegeddon, at which, he will defeat Satan and the antichrist, the false prophet and all the legions of Darkness for all time. They will be cast into the Lake of Fire, along with all sinners who have not been saved, because they have not been faithful in their teabagging. And then, he will reign in Heaven for ever and ever, along with all the faithful teabaggers, and there will be a great celebration of the glorious triumph of good over evil, and that celebration will consist of lots and lots of teabagging for Jesus. He will sit up high upon a great throne in heaven, where He will recieve His teabagging servants one by one to come up to the throne to worship him. The teabaggers will come up to the throne and sit at his feet, where they they can worship Him and express their love for Him personnaly, and they will be closer to their Lord and Savior than thay ever dreamed possible. And there will not be any limit to the amount of tea bagging He can receive because He is the Lord, and He is all powerful and He will reign in Heaven for all eternity. Praise Be!!!

The Poorhouse Part II - The Power of Human Energy

2009-11-02T09:58:00.022-05:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently facing an enery crisis that gets more and more urgent each year. We need to find a way to extract more energy from our currently abundent sources. While fossil fuels, wind solar, biomass, and nuclear all have their rightful place in our nation's and the world's energy portfolio, we have essentially ignored an energy source that we have in abundance everywhere we look. This source of enery is all around us. We see it whenever we walk out onto the street. We see it whenever we turn on the TV. We see it oftentimes when we drive through town. The energy source I am talking about is HUMAN Energy. Yes - Human Energy.

Human Energy - an energy source that can help provide for our energy needs. I was doing some calculations, and I realized that the human body operating at peak physical exertion can produce more than enough energy for several human energy consumers. That is to say, for every single human producer of energy, the peak energy produced by that one human can support several human consumers of energy, assuming the human energy producer is of equal size to or larger than the human energy consumers. Therefore, conservatively, if we were to sequestor one human, and put him to work in a kind of setting where he is forced to drive a machine (i.e., an electrical generator) at a production level requiring his absolute peak physical exertion, than the energy output from that machine (i.e., electrical generator) could easily supply the needs of at least two human consumers. You can hopefully see, now, where I am going with this.

If we are to successfully harness the power of human energy, than we must establish institutions were certain classes of humans are forced to produce the energy that may be consumed by the rest of us. The prisons would be a good starting point. Most prison inmates are physically fit and many are large and physically imposing specimens of humanity. Therefore, they may be easily used by the authorities to drive stationary bikes or treadmills that would, in turn, drive electrical generators that would supply power to the grid. The prisons these days are nothing more than a type of state-run spa and resort, where inamtes get free meals, and can spend their days relaxing in their cells, watching cable TV. They are even given excersize yards where they can work out and lift weights! - where is that energy going?? Nowhere! However the prison population alone would not be sufficient to supply energy for the rest of us.

The real solution lies in establishing poorhouses, as discussed in a previous post. Most of the poor are obese to begin with! Therefore, we must sequestor the poor, and other leaches of society and put them in poorhouses, where they will be forced to drive stationary bikes or treadmills or, better yet, eliptical-type machines with ALL arms and legs, and these machines would, in turn, drive electrical generators that would supply power to the grid! These poor would be supplied with bowls of synthetic gruel, and that would give them the energy to keep working those energy-producing treadmills! That and the fact that many of them are obese to begin with would mean they have plenty of fat to burn off in driving those treadmills. These people will be worked on the treadmills to the point of collapse from exhaustion and driven on the treadmills by whippings. I'm thinking they will be worked on the treadmills a minimum of 16 hours a day. And remember, as discussed in the previous posting on The Poorhouse, they will not be allowed to die! For they will be fed sufficient gruel to keep them running those treadmills up to their maximum capacity! And thus, They will also FINALLY be put to useful work supplying badly needed energy for the rest of society! For more details on the philosphy behind establishing the poorhouses, in general, there is an earlier post on the subject. In any event, we can easily start to address our current energy crises by finally harnessing the power of HUMAN ENERGY!

Science is Evil, Part III

2009-10-13T10:40:00.003-05:00

There are a lot of new gadgets and inventions coming out these days. We seem to be living in times (I believe, of course, the End Times) when scientists and engineers with too much time on their hands and too much of the Devil’s trickery in their hearts seem obsessed with churching out countless new gizmos that are, at best, useless and oftentimes downright evil. Take these so-called “hybrid cars”: I thoroughly resent the fact that these scheming scientists would want me to give up my Ford Expedition SUV and cram my ample frame into some absurd, puttering “green” midget-mobile that runs on “batteries” and “good intentions”. When I drive, I want my vehicle to burn petroleum and lots of it!!! I make no bones about the fact that The Lord gave us this earth and all of its minerals and resources to use for our own purposes, chief among these, a reliable form of comfortable, stylish transportation! Praise Be!!!

Now, I’m getting a bit off track here. I think most if not all of the inventions coming out these days are just ridiculous and offensive. Take this so-called “ShamWow”: A cloth that soaks up ALL stains and spills?? How offensive! Any cloth that can soak up all stains and spills is certainly inspired by the Devil and can certainly suck up lost souls! Cleaning should be a painful, rigorous process characterized by bending over and scrubbing hard with a scrub brush, until everything is spic-n-span! I also resent vacuum cleaners! And I particularly resent these new-fangled Dyson-model bagless vacuum cleaners with their so-called “cyclonic” technology. These would also certainly suck up lost souls, as surely as the Devil’s lies and trickery spews forth from the scientists who invented them. I also don’t like them because I suspect they may have a connection to magic spells and witchcraft – if ordinary witches can fly around on brooms, than surely, the most demonic and powerful witches would fly around on vacuum cleaners!

I just feel that we all should all be wary of the so very many these many things that are coming out these days with the promise of making our lives more “convenient,” when in reality such things may likely only have the effect of distancing our immortal souls from the Lord, and putting our immortal souls on the primary road toward eternal hellfire. Now, for the hellfire-bound spirits, I’m sure this is probably not of a concern, but for those of us who are not hellfire-bound, we need to always be on the alert for things like the ShamWow, which seem “a bit too good to be true”. For such things, which seem to be great because they make cleaning “so very easy”, are not great at all, because they could capture our souls for all eternally. THERFORE, as we make our way through life, we must always be wary of the “ShamWows” of this world, and instead, look to the not-so-glamorous, yet good-old-fashioned and reliable scrub brush!!!

Fat Children are a Sign of the End Times

2009-08-18T09:27:00.003-05:00

There are too many fat children these days. I was watching Jerry Springer the other day, and there was an episode about fat children, and the children were huge! The parents gave these kids anything and everything they wanted to eat. One large 5-year-old child was gorging himself on a bucket of fried chicken. It was disgusting – the grease was covering his chubby face. Now, I am not being the least bit judgmental. I, myself, enjoy the occasional fried chicken bucket, but I am an adult! I take all of these fat children as a sure sign that the end times are most definitely upon us!

All over the world children are getting fatter and fatter. A Nathaniel posted previously, “obesity, in general, is a sure sign of the Devil's mastery of our basest desires. Appealing to these, he has reached to the glutton in all of us, sucking the soul away of the Christ-less just as they suck on milkshakes and fries”.

With children it’s even more complicated. Parents these days chose to indulge their children’s’ desires for fatty and sugary foods more than ever. So obesity among children is not just an issue of the child’s overindulgence and weak moral character. It’s also a symptom of lax parental authority, exacerbated by the mass media and the abundance of fast food restaurants. Parents need to better control their children’s diet. The proper children’s diet should consist only of wholesome foods like fresh fruits and vegetables, plenty of whole grains, and healthy protein-rich foods like chicken and fresh fish! Red meat should be eaten in lesser quantities, and absolutely no fast foods! No candy and no soft-drinks! No ice-cream because it is too fatty! Instead desert should consist of cold bowls of non-fat iced-milk! This type of diet would all but prevent obesity in children. The children who already suffer from obesity issues should be sent to Christian-run fat camps, where weight loss would be attained through a steady diet of rigorous exercise, bible-lessons, prayer and rigorous exorcism. The exorcism is necessary because I believe that being fat is a sign of a demon-possessed spirit! The foods to be served at these fat farms will consist of cold bowls of synthetic low-calorie gruel. The gruel will be flavorless, but would provide all the key vitamins, minerals, and nutrients. It would be not unlike the gruel fed intravenously by the machines to those still plugged inside the Matrix on The Matrix movies! In fact this gives me a tremendous idea! The Christian fat camps can be completely automated, and the fat children can be put in a state of hibernation and placed into pods where the gruel is supplied intravenously to their bodies for optimal weight-loss and nourishment. The fatties would not be totally unconscious, but would be in a long-term suspended dream-like state. Therefore, some good, Christian, God-fearing scientist would be employed to write a computer program not unlike the computer program that forms the basis for the virtual world of The Matrix on The Matrix movies. However, this virtual world would be the perfect Christian world in all respects! All of the evil influences of the real world would be blotted out and the children would graduate from the fat farms knowing only what is good and Christ-like. As far as the exercise, that is a problem that still needs to be addressed because living in a pod in a constant dream-like state is certainly not good exercise! Maybe robotic arms would extend into the pods to force the fat children to periodically move their limbs while dreaming, so that the excess flab can be burned off, but that’s just one idea. In any event, there are many possibilities for how to properly deal with all the fat children that are out there!

Planet of the Apes - Good or Evil? You Decide!

2008-02-15T13:06:00.003-05:00

But you’d better decide carefully, because an incorrect decision could mean that you are unfaithful and will spend an eternity in hell. I will not give you the answer because that would be deciding your faith in God, and one’s faith in God is the responsibility of that person alone. Do NOT take that to mean that we should not be able to impose Christianity on you! The authority to force people to behave in accordance with the tenets of the Bible is something that every moral government should have. The point is that we are not robots; we have free will. And our outward behavior does not determine the true faithfulness that resides deep down in our souls.

So, back to the topic at hand: Planet of the Apes. Not an actual planet, but a series of movies. And not the meaningless, go nowhere, imitation film from 2001, but the original groundbreaking movie series from 1967-1973, starring the great Charlton Heston – a great man of God and guns! Let us first explore these fascinating films in NO particular order. Let us start with the first film “Planet of the Apes.” At the very beginning of the first film, Charlton Heston’s character, Colonel Taylor, is on a fantastic voyage through space and time! Then something happens to the ship, and Col. Taylor and his crew crash land onto a very mysterious, yet familiar planet. Col. Taylor and crew wander through a desolate zone called “The Forbidden Zone”. Then they encounter dumb humans who behave in a very slovenly and primitive manner! Then they encounter a race of talking, highly intelligent apes, and an entire ape civilization not unlike human civilizations from days of yore! Then Col. Taylor and crew are taken prisoner by the apes, and treated very cruelly. The other members of the crew receive lobotomies and are experimented upon by cruel ape scientists, until they are literally walking zombies – more dead than alive. Col. Taylor is protected from these atrocities by 2 friendly chimpanzee scientists named Cornelius and Zira, who learn that he can talk. Dr. Zaius, chief ape scientist and Defender of the Faith, then puts Col. Taylor on trial for heresy. This is where the deeper meanings of the movie start to come to the surface. Dr. Zaius threatens to lobotomize Tayor if he doesn't tell the "truth" about where he came from. But Cornelius and Zira execute a plan to free Taylor. They flee to the Forbidden Zone where, a year earlier, Cornelius had discovered a cave with artifacts of a mysterious advanced society. Dr Zaius manages to find them. After a struggle, Taylor finds a talking human doll in the mysterious cave that proves that intelligent humans were on the planet long before the apes gained control. Dr. Zaius allows Taylor to escape on horseback, without further confrontation, knowing that Taylor will find "his destiny…."

Soon after his escape, in the final, iconic scene, Taylor discovers a corroded remnant of the Statue of Liberty buried in the beach. He realizes that he has been on Earth all along, and that humanity must have destroyed its own civilization in a nuclear war, thereby paving the way for the Planet of the Apes!

What to make of this fascinating, yet confounding film?? There are many competing themes that, at times, almost seem to contradict one another. The society of the apes is itself a contradiction: On the one hand, we have what is ostensibly an evil society that takes pleasure in murdering and mutilating innocent humans in the name of science. Yet, on the other hand we have a society that is ultimately guided by faith and faith alone – clearly a good thing! The faith of the apes is based on the “sacred scrolls,” and any scientific inquiry that may contradict the writings on the scrolls is deemed heresy. Let us turn this concept “on its head.” If, instead of a society of advance apes freely mistreating dumb humans and governing their society in accordance with the tenets of “sacred scrolls” (essentially the bible of the ape society in the film), we instead were dealing with our own advanced human society freely using apes and other animals for our own purposes, all the while governing our society in accordance with strictest interpretation of the Bible. There is no question that that is good – even glorious. It is an ideal our society must strive for. So, you may be thinking that the movie is Good, right?? NOT SO FAST! Remember, this is a society of advanced apes! Not Humans! Furthermore, the movie clearly aims to portray this society as cruel and unenlightened. Therefore, we have an ape society behaving in a manner that is, according to the film, unenlightened and evil because of their mistreatment of humans and because the tenets of their sacred scrolls supersede any real scientific inquiry. Does this imply that humans are wrong for mistreating apes and other animals in our real world? Does it also imply that societies who govern in accordance with the Bible are backward and unenlightened? I believe the film is implying that. Therefore, based on this analysis, you may think you can make the correct judgment as to whether the movie is good or evil. But there is more to this story! Remember, “Planet of the Apes” is a series of movies, and there are four more films in the series!

Wall Mart Shoppers are Good Christians

2008-02-13T16:17:00.004-05:00

So last Sunday, I decided to have an exciting time by going out after church. So after church I went to Wal-Mart. For those of you looking to “go out” on weekends, or spend some time out on Friday nights, I recommend Wal-Mart as the place to be. It’s the place to see and be seen by good friends and neighbors alike. It’s also a great place for the ladies to go and chat and gossip with their church friends in the aisles concerning all the latest things happening on their lives. During my most recent trip to Wal-Mart I saw several church friends who had attended church services with me that very same day! I saw several neighbors who attended church services also. There may have been some people there who did not attend church but, thankfully, I didn’t recognize them. Regardless, I’m sure that many, if not most of the people there had attended church because Wal-mart shoppers always appear to be simple wholesome people who respect faith and values, and such people certainly know how to spot a bargain. Therefore, Wal-Mart is the ideal place to shop if you are a faithful church-going Christian. Wal-Mart is a Christian company with Christian ideals. They are headquartered, not in New York City or San Francisco, but in Bentonville Arkansas. The senior management consists of earnest, hard-working leaders, who remain faithful to their customers by working to keep prices as low as possible – thereby allowing Christian families to save money. The company is respectful of Christian ideals by banning inappropriate books, like that one book by John Stewart in 2004. They say that over 70% of Wal-Mart shoppers voted for George Bush in 2004. While most viscous liberals out there would cite that statistic as a point of ridicule aimed at conservative Christians who remained faithful to their values, I see it as a sign that Wal-Mart shoppers are simply good people who love their country.

I also believe that Wal-Mart provides great jobs for the local people. However, every time I visit Wal-Mart I get the impression that many of the workers are not thankful enough for their Wal-Mart jobs. Wal-Mart jobs are wonderful jobs for many people. They get paid 8.50 an hour and they get occasional bathroom breaks. They have the priviledge of being able to help the customers get low prices. They also get to wear those bright blue smocks. What on earth is wrong with that? Yet, I get the impression that many US Wal-Mart workers are dissatisfied, and I don’t understand why. I feel that the dissatisfaction of Wal-mart workers is symbolic of what is wrong with the working class in general. That’s why we need to completely eliminate social welfare programs, eliminate taxes on the rich, and bring back poor-houses as a means of punishing those who will not work at Wal-mart type jobs. If we had poor-houses (see previous post on bringing back the 19th century-style poor-house) the Wal-mart workers would be truly grateful for their jobs because they would see that the only alternative would be the poor-house - where they would learn the true definition of misery and suffering. Only then would Wal-Mart workers finally realize that they had better eagerly perform their jobs with bright cheerful attitudes, lest they be fired and consigned to the dark gloomy halls of the poorhouse!

Women With Guns Get Raped

2007-03-08T15:44:00.000-05:00

I love the military and our hero soldiers because they risk everything to protect this wonderful Christian nation. Every man that signs up to fight for America's freedom to worship the Lord Jesus Christ is a hero and will, upon death, be praised by God for living such a righteous existence. That is, of course, as long as the soldier is a Christian, which he most likely will be if news reports are correct. But there is another reason I love the military: it is a microcosm of the order of things. Order and discipline are to be respected, and non-Christians are reprimanded. And now I've just read this: women in the military are treated as sexual objects. If you read the article, it interviews dozens of women who claim to have been sexually assaulted by our heroes and states that sexual assault and harassment are rampant in the military. I'm sure many people will react with outrage; however, those who are effected in such a way have embraced feminism and deny that women's' natural place is in the home rearing children and serving her husband. Luckily, in the military, where soldiers scoff at liberal attempts to rearrange the natural of order of things because our boys are threatened every day by evil Muslims and don't have the luxury of placating lesbians of feminists (unless they want to die), we have a bastion of goodness and wholesomeness. So, while corrupt senators and other political leaders -- tricked by the evils of witchcraft -- may force women upon the military, our soldiers are intelligent enough, Christian enough, and brave enough to put them in their place. For it is a crime against nature and God to have women serving in the military, driving tanks, carrying guns, etc. etc.. Women who insist on offending God deserve the leers and gropes, and all should remember such things would never happen if the women were at home serving their men.

Africa is Evil

2007-02-08T14:18:00.000-05:00

It shouldn't surprise anyone, but Africa -- land of famine and war -- is host to an unspeakable evil: a museum that displays so-called "hominoid" bones that supposedly prove humans evolved from apes. As readers of this site know, man did not evolve from monkeys and the earth is only a few thousand years old; and while I recognize that "scientists" have "found" proof that this may not be true -- proof like carbon dating and dinosaur bones -- one need only look at the nefarious power of the devil to see that such proof is merely nonsense, that either the devil put such bones there or scientists are merely inventing these finds (on a side note, I find it highly ironic that scientists who doubt the Bible as the Word of God do so because the Bible can't be proved, while, at the same time, relying on methods like carbon dating to prove their own points, methods that they, themselves, can't prove, since they are unable to travel back in time to verify such tests are accurate). Anyway, I mention this abomination in Africa for two reasons. First, it is an example of why colonialism was a good thing, as we spread our Christian message to the heathen masses. Notice how, since Satan infiltrated Western society and convinced us to leave Africans to their own devices, the entire continent save South Africa has devolved into constant famine and war, where children soldiers rape women and chop off the hands of their enemies. This is why, if we are ever serious about ending such atrocities (and terrorism), it is imperitive that we begin imperialism afresh, beginning by invading Kenya and destroying the aforementioned museum. The second reason why I feel inclined to write on Africa is that it serves as a perfect example of what happens to a people that turn their back on the Bible and embrace heathen ways like Islam and the tribalism that has led to the massacres in Rawanda and Sudan. If one wonders what the end times shall look like, they need only look at Africa and multiply it by a million.

Please Somebody Burn Down His House

2007-01-28T22:15:00.000-05:00

The latest drivel from one of the liberal, art-sy elite, in this case David Byrne:

"This is why intelligent people can be religious. That's an arrogant statement -- it presumes that religion and intelligence are incompatible, that anyone with any sense wouldn't believe in unproven supernatural faith-based scenarios. But of course that is not the case. I personally might believe (believe!) that many religious beliefs are irrational and verge on lunacy, but I can both see their efficacy -- their attraction and usefulness -- and sense their beauty. One does not have to be a Catholic to stand in awe of the Sistine Chapel ceiling; be Muslim to hear the lure of the soulful cry of the muezzin and sense the power of the mass dance of the faithful in prayer; be Hindu or Jewish to read and enjoy a text that is often chock full of amazing and surprising metaphors and analogies. These dances, music, images, metaphors are, I sense, deep-rooted -- they are like the neural propensities for grammatical structures that Chomsky goes on about and are therefore similarly genetically inheritable. The dance that is religion has evolved within us, to be released and expressed in a thousand different forms, none of which make logical sense, and all of which, if looked at literally, require a large helping of denial. God is in the wiring, bequeathed by the genes."

It is comments like these that shine light on why the liberal elite -- especially Hollywood and pop stars -- should not be allowed to speak out. As much as I hate the French, they really had the right idea when drama people were all forced to be mimes. The man (David Byrne) wrote catchy pop songs in the late 70s through the 80s, yet now, for some reason, he believes himself qualified to pontificate on such things as religion, politics and the environment. Really, his transformation from singer to pontificator is exactly why pop music is a tool of the Devil. Yes, in the beginning, it all seems innocent and fun, but as we sway our hips and hum to ourselves, Satan is whispering in our ear, giving us delusions of grandeur.

Genetically Engineered Women -- Beware A Woman in Power

2007-01-27T16:07:00.000-05:00

The last few months have seen what evil, lesbian feminists would call a glorious rise of women into all positions of power. Just look, for example, at Nancy Pelosi becoming the first female Speaker of the House and Hillary Clinton's run for the White House. As a good Christian man who believes in the word of the Bible, that women, always sinful and weaker than men, should remain subservient and raise children and cook, such news disturbed me; however, it was more of a slow burn, lacking in the immediacy of baby killers and pornography and homosexual love -- things that simply jump out at true Christians and demand they take action right away, lest their prayers be filled with rage. But then I saw the picture above, and suddenly I realized that even the slightest deviation from the words of the Bible are dangerous and demand immediate attention, for while, at certain times, certain sins don't seem THAT bad or like they threaten our way of life right NOW, Satan has a way of creeping up on us all, such that by the time we realize that our inaction has had dire consequences, it is too late to do anything about it. I say this because it is obvious from the picture that scientists seem to have created the first genetically engineered woman in Serena Williams. Either that or they cross bread her with some extremely powerful and muscular animal. And it's a disgusting sight, as though somebody put a perfectly fine looking female face on the body of Apollo Creed in Rocky 1-4. More than this, however, is the extreme danger that this represents; for if such engineering/cloning continues to take place, it is only a matter of time before men become even further emasculated and women completely flood our society with their sinful nature. As it is, women have been very successful in deceiving men into sin; however, we have always, when we have been able to overcome temptation, been able to reassert our manhood by punishment or diet or power of the purse. But if women continue on this path to "freedom," becoming hulking monsters not unlike Serena Williams, women will no longer need to deceive us into sin, but will simply force us. Where they once used nagging or their sex, now they will use their fists. And people like Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi won't simply be ineffective leaders because they are women and therefore stupider and weaker than men, they will become the most brutal dictators the world has ever seen. At the moment, I'm not quite sure how to stop this coming catastrophe other than to demand that men be especially harsh when their women talk back or disobey them. Hopefully, this will be enough to warn the women of the world to not to even think about becoming the next Serena Williams. If this is not enough, then perhaps something not unlike the whipping room can be adapted for adult women. If it is as effective on women as it is children, there is no doubt that the disobedient spirit of our spouses and girlfriends can be broken. I know some of you doubt the problem I just described, but I implore you -- stare at the picture of Serena Williams for awhile and see if that doesn't get you disturbed.

People who suffer "Depression" have Evil Ways

2007-01-12T15:07:00.000-05:00

This is a quick post to remind those of you out there who suffer from "clinical depression" or "anxiety" or any similar "psychological condition" that you had better get off your lazy butts and change your evil ways, because if you don't you have much to fear because you will likely wind up burning in the flames of hell forever and ever. There is no excuse for being depressed, and those who are depressed are probably very lazy people with evil ways. Children and teens who are depressed simply need to have it whipped out of them! However with adults its a bit more complex, but the poorhouse or prison would likely be an appropriate solution, as well as a thorough education in the wrath of the almighty and the infinite eternal tortures of hell. We could also use electrocution as a means of punishment. Now I realize, that you quacks out there who call yourselves "mental health professionals" may disagree with this assessment, but that's too bad because, those of us who are good Christ-fearing, church-going people see right through your liberal, secular-progressive quackery!! We've had just about enough of your secular psycho-babble nonsense, and it's time that we as a Christ-fearing nation rise up and put a stop to it! It's time to stop coddling people who blame their failures and shortcommings on some imaginary mental state! There's no such thing as a "psychological condition"! There is only the immortal soul! There is only good and evil, God and the Devil, and there is only heaven and hell!! And the only good cure for this so-called "depression" is that people be taught the truth about the infinite tortures and terrors of hell, and that's all there is too it.

Let me also add that I do believe in 2 treatments used by the so-called metal health doctors: Electrocution and Labotamy. I believe these procedures can be used as appropriate punishments for those who suffer from mental health disorders. However, they must be Punishments! Not "treatments" Treatment is equivalent to coddling! It's like giving a bratty, spoiled child candy. Therefore, Electrocution should be used to cause severe pain as a means of Punishing the depressed person. Labotomy, of course can and should be used as the final solution.

Children are Our Future

2006-12-20T18:11:00.000-05:00

This article is immensely interesting, as it shows what the good Doctor and I have been preaching since the beginning of this site -- that Children are precious creatures that deserve special protections and training. As the article describes, children are inherently more prejudiced than adults. Of course, it being an article for print in the liberal media, this is considered bad thing; however, what it should tell us is that children have the capacity to be the best and brightest and most loyal Christian soldiers, for they are less corruptible by the homosexuality, witchcraft and other various forms of moral relativism. That is why we should embrace children's prejudices and reinforce them such that they are prejudiced for the right things -- namely that the Bible is the word of God and all sinners must and will be punished, in this life or the next. This, of course, can be done with mandatory Bible readings and trips to the whipping room; but also, now that this Harvard study proves what the Good Doctor and I have already known, we should garner more support for special school programs, where non-conformists (precursors to the homosexuals and witches that will arise within children once they leave the tender loving care of their church and parents) are segregated and humiliated whenever their paths cross with the good Christian students. Rather than "Home Room," there should be a special period where the good Christians get to go to the non-conformist classrooms and spit on them and laugh at them, building a sense of camaraderie among the Christian children and a sense of worthlessness among the non-conformists. This way, those that can be led back to the Lord surely will, while the irredeemable will suffer. This, of course, is just one of many things that could and must be done to ensure that no child will be left behind except those that deserve to be.

Bring back the Poorhouse!

2006-12-20T16:58:00.000-05:00

1824 Law of the State of New York - "Paupers to be sent to the poorhouse"

"And be it further enacted, That whenever, after the said poor-house shall be completed, any poor person in any city or town of the same county shall apply for relief, the said overseer of the poor of such city or town shall make application to a justice of the peace of said county,...that such person is in such indigent circumstances....it shall be [the justice's] duty....to issue his warrant under his hand, directed to any constable of such city or town, whose duty it shall be to execute the same, thereby requiring said constable forthwith to take such poor person....and remove him or her to said poor-house, and there deliver him or her to the care of the keeper of the same poor-house, to be relieved and provided for as his or her necessities shall require; and he or she shall be discharged therefrom by order of the superintendents of the same [poor]-house, or some one of them:"
-1824 Law Concerning Paupers in the State of New York

Our modern day society is way too forgiving of the poor and the indigent. We have government progrms like Social Security, Unemplyment insurance, Workman's Compensation, Medicare, Medicaid, and the like. Government programs like these tend to reward poverty rather than punishing it. Our government SHOULD have programs that deal with poverty. However, they should be completely focused on PUNISHING poverty rather than rewarding it. Do you recall LBJ's "War on Poverty" from the 1960's? It was a totally wrongheaded policy because it expanded welfare and easy relief from the burdens of poverty. Now - I DO believe we should have a war on poverty, but it should be EXACTLY that - a WAR! Just like the war on terror! We don't reward terrorism, do we? We fight it and try to destroy it. The war on poverty should be the same. While we can't destroy the poor just for being poor, we can certainly execute punishments on them as a means of forcing them into a more proporous Christian lifestyle, and publicly bestowing condemnations on them that are consistent with God's will. And how do we do this? The Poorhouse! Yes, the poorhouse! Once again, another great example of how the cure to our societal ills can be found not by secular progressive thinking but from looking back to the days of yore! The poorhouse is truly the proper solution for the indigent. Can't pay your bills? Can't put food on the table? Can't keep the heat on? Well then, it's off to the poor-house with ye!!
The poorhouse will not encourage poverty and dependence on the state, but it rightly will punish it! The poorhouse is not a fun place to be, but a horrible sad place of suffering. Notwithstanding the above provision of the New York statute which specifies some relief and provision of the minimum necessities, I can assure you that in reality such poorhouses were considered to be the ultimate form of suffering and humiliation for the poor whoose only other alternative was DEATH, judgement, and eternal damnation for their lives of sinful indolence! They were meant to discourage and punish indolence and poverty rather than encourage and reward it. They were meant as places where desperate wretched paupers and orphan children could be shut away from the refined, delicate eyes of the virtuous and the properous, and to warn those of the industrious working classes that they had better remain so, lest they by consigned to the dark gloomy halls of the poor-house! Where meals consist of meager plain gruel, where you will be put to work on the treadmills, grinding up bones and rocks! Where you will be given the minimum amount of gruel required to stay alive. Where your poorhouse clothes consist of coarse cloth sacks, that provide neither comfort nor warmth. Where disease, plague, and small-pox abounds! Where whippings are dispensed for any infraction whatsoever! Where loved ones are kept isolated from one another at ALL times. These are just some of the many attributes of the poorhouse, and it should always remain the one and only solution to dealing with not just the poor and the indigent, but also the insane, the sickly, the drunkards, the abandoned orphan children, and the demented elderly! That must be their lot!

Children Must Be Protected From Transgender Teachers

2006-12-04T15:50:00.000-05:00

I recently read an article about how many schools are allowing teachers to become transgender and then, continue to teach children! This is a picture of one such teacher, who started out as a man, and then decided he wanted to become a woman, and then he had an operation which turned him into a woman, and then the school allowed him-her to continue to teach! Needless to say, I was so horrified by this spectacle, that I immediately knew it was my Christian duty to sound out the General Alert to all concerned Christian parents! Therefore, in keeping with my Christian duty as a Christ fearing man, I hereby sound out this General Alert! Beware parents, Beware! - For as we speak, during this very school day, your children's delicate eyes and ears are very likely being tainted by depraved creatures who teach that it is OK to alter nature's course! The end result? Your children's minds will be irrevocably changed into believing that they too will eventually want to change their gender, and become just like the man-woman you see pictured herein! Do you want this to happen to your children? I certainly think not! Therefore, you must fight to keep transgendered teachers out of the school.

The Muslims Finally Got Something Right

2006-11-24T00:53:00.000-05:00

I was interested to read this about creationism in Turkey -- a country that is apparently more hostile to the idea of evolution than our own great country of America. I was very saddened by that statistic, if only because it is a slap in the face of all good Christians in this country that Turkey, a place of heathens and very garlic-y food, is more dedicated to the words of God than America. But take heart true Christians, the Turks will all burn in Hell when their time comes, regardless of their righteousness in the arena of creationism.

My real reason for this post, however, was to comment on one of the claims made by an author of a Turkish creationism book, specifically that Darwin is responsible for terrorism. At first, I thought this was simply raving from a heathen in denial of his place in Hell, since Muslims are responsible for terrorism. And while I still believe that Muslims are indeed the only real terrorists in the world, the author makes a point, This is because the West's love of Darwin and evolution has made us weak in the eyes of the Lord, thus making it possible that Islam is any threat to our nation. For this obsession with Darwin has distracted the powers that be of the holy righteousness of the Lord and absolute correctness of the Bible, such that they are unable to combat Muslim terrorists with the powers vested in Christians by God to combat the existence of such filth as Islam. If only our people and leaders would embrace the Old Testament and forget about the claims of a disgusting man such as Darwin, we could put Islam in its place such that whatever Muslim we did not keep in a cage or kill would be too terrified by the wrath of God to ever attempt to harm us. But no, instead our leaders are distracted by keeping evolution in schools and denying the truth of the Bible. This allows terrorism to flourish, and this is why Darwin is, like the Turkish guy said, really responsible for terrorism.

No Wonder They're Almost Extinct!

2006-11-22T15:29:00.001-05:00

I just read this disturbing article about the methods being used to get pandas to reproduce. Yes, apparently they are showing pandas porn to teach them how to mate. This, I fear, does not bode well for the future of mankind, for the fact that pandas need such disgusting titillation in order to reproduce may, in fact, describe our own condition and why vast swathes of the world population is obsessed with pornography, such that it has infiltrated every facet of our lives. While one may never have guessed it given all the children that Hispanics, Africans and Muslims seem to spawn, what the world may be looking at is a failure of its obligation to God to raise as many children as possible in the words of Christ. That means we, like pandas, may be going extinct. Of course, it may be true that porn does increase our fornication and therefore the number of children the world will see born; however, such children will surely not be raised in the words of God, thus sewing the seeds of destruction upon mankind. Whether these children join the armies of Satan to wreak havoc on the world (just look at the Middle East and Africa, where children grow up heathen) or God simply sees fit to strike us down with coming of Armageddon, we are certainly doomed to a fate not unlike that of pandas. On a secondary note -- and this is just speculation on my part -- the fact that we are showing pandas pornography
may lead to a new kind of enemy that we Christian soldiers may have to fight: animals possessed by Satan. I say this simply because the using of evil technology to teach animals the joys of fornication will certainly have some sort of perverted effect upon their brain. Now, whether that effect is something akin to being possessed by the Devil such that we must beware pandas running around China like werewolves remains to be seen. This is especially true given that pandas are very lazy creatures and spend most of their days sitting around eating bamboo.

No Wonder They're Almost Extinct!

2006-11-22T15:29:00.000-05:00

I just read this disturbing article about the methods being used to get pandas to reproduce. Yes, apparently they are showing pandas porn to teach them how to mate. This, I fear, does not bode well for the future of mankind, for the fact that pandas need such disgusting titillation in order to reproduce may, in fact, describe our own condition and why vast swathes of the world population is obsessed with pornography, such that it has infiltrated every facet of our lives. While one may never have guessed it given all the children that Hispanics, Africans and Muslims seem to spawn, what the world may be looking at is a failure of its obligation to God to raise as many children as possible in the words of Christ. That means we, like pandas, may be going extinct. Of course, it may be true that porn does increase our fornication and therefore the number of children the world will see born; however, such children will surely not be raised in the words of God, thus sewing the seeds of destruction upon mankind. Whether these children join the armies of Satan to wreak havoc on the world (just look at the Middle East and Africa, where children grow up heathen) or God simply sees fit to strike us down with coming of Armageddon, we are certainly doomed to a fate not unlike that of pandas. On a secondary note -- and this is just speculation on my part -- the fact that we are showing pandas pornography may lead to a new kind of enemy that we Christian soldiers may have to fight: animals possessed by Satan. I say this simply because the using of evil technology to teach animals the joys of fornication will certainly have some sort of perverted effect upon their brain. Now, whether that effect is something akin to being possessed by the Devil such that we must beware pandas running around China like werewolves remains to be seen. This is especially true given that pandas are very lazy creatures and spend most of their days sitting around eating bamboo.

The Dalai Lama Should Be Tortured

2006-11-15T14:44:00.000-05:00

The Washington Post today has a very dangerous opinion section on religion. Writers include: the Dalai Lama and the ex-president of Iran, Mohammad Khatami. Such writers have voices that do not deserve to be heard and should be kept from the delicate ears of this glorious Christian nation. Now, one might wonder why the title of this post selects the heathen Dalai Lama to attack as opposed to the murderous ex-president of Iran. I mean, as a Muslim, there is certainly a special place in hell for the infidel Khatami, as he and his kind are responsible for 9/11 and spreading their religion of hate since invading Christian Spain in the 8th century. But that's the thing -- most Americans know not to trust the words of a Muslim, so anything he says in the pages of the Washington Post are sure to be ignored. The Dalai Lama, on the other hand, is revered by every dirty hippie, by every morally confused 20 or 30 something in America and his words carry great weight. And what is his message? Peace and happiness in the face of conflict. "Dialogue" and education and knowledge rather than righteous destruction of sin and filth. This is the message of the Devil, who happily tricks us into peaceful coexistence with his spawn as his evil spreads and spreads like cancer. Listening to the Dalai Lama is tantamount to a breast cancer-ridden woman undergoing aroma therapy and acupuncture rather than having her breast lopped off. It's disgusting, and if we continue down this stupid path we will see the cancer spread.

Science Can Be Good

2006-11-09T23:04:00.000-05:00

I recently read this about a new medical procedure where wombs can be transplanted into infertile women. As we all know that it is a woman's duty to repent for original sin by giving birth, this is indeed good news. Unfortunately, many women will reject this new technology and continue to live meaningless lives, lives of sin; and while I recognize that, currently, we cannot force the infertile to have womb transplants, we could at least focus on those that we do have power over: a) prisoners and b) vegetables. I recognize that many that fall in to these two categories aren't necessarily infertile, but the beauty of this operation, I think, is that it can be used to install additional wombs into women, such that they could be impregnated multiple times at the same time. For prisoners -- i.e. sinners who must repent more than your average woman -- this would give them a chance to make amends with God. And as prisoners, they do not deserve any rights and should be forced to bear children into this world. The vegetative, on the other hand -- we would be doing them a favor by bringing them closer to God through childbirth at a time when they can do nothing. If they could speak and/or move, they would certainly approve.

Let our voices be heard this election day!

2006-11-06T12:51:00.000-05:00

Tomorrow is election day, and I want to do everything in my power to ensure that the evangelical Christian vote is heard tomorrow at the polls! The Christian values voters must let their voices be heard! I pray that all conservative evangelicals show up to vote tomorrow, and I pray that all liberals stay home, and if they do not stay home, then I pray that they will be confronted and challenged at the polls by GOP poll watchers, who, I pray, will use the toughest tactics possible to prevent secular liberals from voting.

This poem was written to inspire all conservative evangelicals to vote and let their voices be heard!

We have come,
Good fellows of the Lord,
To a crossroads in our being.
We must understand,
What is truly at stake,
As soldiers of the Lord.

We will raise up our voices,
Into the night!
We will take a stand,
And we will fight!

Are we not the children of the Lord?
Or the dust of a future past?
We raise our voices in the night!
Crying to heaven!!
And will our voices be heard?
Or will they Break Like The Wind!

We are the footprints across the sands,
We are the thumb on a stranger's hand,
We made a promise in the night!
Crying to heaven!!
Is this a promise that we keep?
Or one we Break Like The Wind!

We will forever sing this endless song,
We send our hearts into the night!
Soaring to heaven!!
And will our voices be heard?
And will our hearts still beat on?
Or will they Break Like The Wind!
Break Like The Wind
Break Like The Wind.

Let us not go silently,
Into this good night!
We will take a stand,
In the final fight!

Beware, Beware, Beware the Overweight Wife

2006-11-05T23:17:00.000-05:00

Yes, these last few weeks have been a trying time for we Christians -- our Party, the Party of God, is in danger of losing control of the government, leaving our glorious nation to be overrun by sin, and now this latest tragedy affecting the evangelical community has struck, as one of the community's leaders has been exposed as a filthy homosexual. As to the first issue, I only pray that the allegations of corruption are not true and that the light of God will shine upon the voters in the voting booth. I have my doubts as to what we've heard in the media, as it is controlled by the Devil.

Now, for the second issue, I recently read this, which shines some light on what may be the root of the problem:

"Most pastors I know do not have satisfying, free, sexual conversations and liberties with their wives. At the risk of being even more widely despised than I currently am, I will lean over the plate and take one for the team on this. It is not uncommon to meet pastorsÂ wives who really let themselves go; they sometimes feel that because their husband is a pastor, he is therefore trapped into fidelity, which gives them cause for laziness. A wife who lets herself go and is not sexually available to her husband in the ways that the Song of Songs is so frank about is not responsible for her husbandÂs sin, but she may not be helping him either."

The pastor that iresponsiblele for the above is quite correct, I think, in at least identifying a source of temptation for, not only pastors, but men in general: a wife'slothfulnessss. It's not just, as the pastor identifies, the wives of church elders that suffer from letting themselves go, sure that their husbands, obviously good Christians, will never stray. Most women with husbands suffer from this delusion. And I say delusion, for that is exactly what it is, as nearly all men -- except for the most truly pious -- can be tempted by the whispers of Satan when their wives become fat and disgusting. That is the weakness of men, which is why we can only and must strive to live in a righteous manner akin to our Lord Jesus Christ.

Yes, man, no matter how righteous, is still ridden with the faults of men; and, knowing this, it is the wife's duty to make herself attractive to her husband so that Satan cannot send his armies of whores and homos to tempt him. It is really a simply charge, although those women that refuse it are, like men, simply succumbing to their innermost faults, in this case laziness rather than sexual desire. That is why it is equally the duty of men to insure that their wives stay attractive and fit so they are attractive -- not repulsive -- when the time comes to make babies. Diets, training, and -- sometimes -coercionon for when the wife becomes especially insolent and stubborn -- all are useful tools in the fight against a woman's sloth. Men that neglect these aspects of marriage are certainly beckoning for the evil Satan to place roadblocks on the path to righteousness.

Ban Stem Cell Research and all other cell research

2006-10-28T14:48:00.000-05:00

I am a lover of life. I believe that human life is the most important thing in the world. Therefore, I am against anything that would destroy human life in the name of "science" and "research." Therefore, I am adamantly opposed to stem cell research because it involves the taking of human life in order to support sime evil, grisly scientific experiment to be carried out by some immoral scheming scientist in some horrible lab. Therefore, I believe that all stem cell research should be banned -- and not just embryonic stem cell research, but ALL stem cell research!! It is appaling to me that we would use precious stem cells for various lab experiments and what not! Well, you may wonder: "Why can't we use stem cells for research as long as they are not embryonic stem cells?" My answer to that: STILL UNACCEPTABLE!! Because, my dear misguided people, stem cells are still stem cells, even if they are not embryonic stem cells! If a stem cell is not an embryonic stem cell, does that make it no longer a stem cell?? I certainly thank not!! Therefore, you should clearly see how the use of any stem cells for science and research is so very wrong! So very wrong indeed! This argument should not be questioned or doubted - period!

Now, lets take this one step further. What about the human cells that are not stem cells? What about these cells? Are they not a form of human life? Of course they are! They are life! And they are Oh So Precious! They are Oh So Very Precious! Therefore, they must not be used for any form of research! Do you want to be a part of the culture of life? Then you must oppose the use of human cells for scientific research - period! You may feel that this position is unreasonable - Well Tough! Because it does not matter what you "feel". What do you think life is? Some kind of "new age" therapy session, where we all talk about how we "feel", so that we can try to justify, using Satan's "logic", that it is OK to use human cells, created by God, for grissly scientific research? NO! The only thing that matters is what's in the bible, and the last time I checked, the bible does not condone the taking of human life. The bible does not make any kind of distinction between human life as a whole or the human life that is inherent within our individual cells. Therefore, we must stop this insanity of using human cells for scientific research. I have much more to write on this subject later on, including my public condemnation of a young boy I know of, who is afflicted with juvenile diabetes, and he has the horrible audacity and the absolute selfishness to "wish" that stem cell research will expand, so that a cure "might" be found to a condition which almighty God WILLED him to have!! Unbelievable!!

These things which I believe - a poem of inspiration

2006-10-20T18:18:00.000-05:00

I have written this poem as a special gift to all of my followers. This may very well be one of the greatest inspirational poems ever written. I hope that when you read it, it will give you the strength to hold fast unto those things which you so Truly Do Believe!

These things which I believe,
These things which I believe,
What are these things?
These Things that I believe.

These Things that I believe,
These things that I believe,
Freedom - one of the many,
The many things that I believe.

What are these things?
These things that I believe,
Life is a thing,
In which I do truly believe!

These things that I believe,
These things that I believe,
What are these things?
These Things that I believe.

What are these things?
These things that I believe,
Prayer is a thing,
In which I do truly believe!

What are these things?
These things that I believe,
Old-Time Morals are things,
In which I do truly believe!

Let us pray for the things,
In which I do believe,
Because they are these things,
These things which I believe!

Why must we pray,
For the things that I believe?
Because they are these things,
These things that I believe!

Let us believe,
In the things that I believe.
We must always believe,
In the things which I believe.

There are are very certain things,
Certain things that I beleive.
And they are different than other things,
Which others may believe!

These things which I believe,
These things which I believe,
These are the things,
These Things which I believe.

Women For Jesus Make Babies

2006-10-08T14:21:00.000-05:00

I found this article very disturbing, and it is yet another example of Catholic craziness. While dedication to Jesus is almost always a beautiful and worthy thing, a woman declaring her eternal virginity is misguided at best, for it is, of course, a woman's duty to bear a man many children who she can then raise in the way of the Lord. Certainly this consecrated virginity is a Satanic plot. Catholic priests, I think, are brainwashing women that would otherwise normally be true servants for the Lord. I can't imagine what Satanic rituals they must perform, but it would not surprise me if the priests preyed on especially ugly and fat -- and therefore lonely -- women. As is a proven fact, such women are susceptible to all sorts of temptation, which is why it is the duty of all good Christians to be especially protective of such women. We Christians should form support groups where we dedicate ourselves to finding the lonely women men who can rule over them in a manner appropriate to building a stable family and truly loving Jesus.

Arrogant Judges

2006-08-25T16:02:00.000-05:00

I detest arrogance of any kind. I believe that arrogance is one of the most contemptable of all human vices. That is why I detest most judges in this country. They are arrogant. They are openly contemptuous of our rights and freedoms. They are on a reckless Satanic rampage. I remember clearly (but not fondly) my day in court several years ago, when I tried to seek intervention by the District Court to prevent the building and starting up of a morally suspect business called "Sweet Treats Creamery". Now I won't elborate too much on what moral depravities were likely to occur in this store, except to say that the "goings on" in stores that have the word "creamery" in their name are likely to be too horrible and depraved to repeat here!! Stores like this should never have been permitted to operate in a family town. Unfortunately, due to the arrogance of the district court judge, my request for court intervention to prevent this depraved business from starting up failed, and, as a result, I can no longer drive directly to church along the primary road because this business happens to be located on the primary road. Instead I have to take a long and drawn out detour that takes me all the way around town so that I don't have to pass by this store. This detour is needed to ensure that I am NEVER within 10 miles of this store! I feel that by always keeping this safe distance away from the store, I am sufficiently protected from ever seeing or hearing any of the discusting, wicked, depraved acts that are likely to be occuring therein!

My day in court to try to prevent this store from going into business was not one that I remember fondly. The judge arrogantly stated that my contention was groundless and had no legal merit. "How Dare You!!," I responded. I then started to quote bible verses in the hope that if the judge was a good Christian man, he would see the error of his ways and repent before me that minute! Sadly, this evil arrogant man rejected my arguments further by ordering me to stop quoting the bible. He said that "his courtroom is no place for bible readings." The court is no place for bible readings?? What horrible evil arrogance! What has happened to our judicial system? Of all places the courts should be among the most necessary places for bible readings, as our laws should be based on the moral standards set forth in the bible. Sadly this arrogant judge refused to be taught the error of his ways, and he had the audacity to cite me for contempt! As a result I had to pay a 100 doller fine! I was outraged beyong belief! I hope that all of you reading this share my outrage.

Freedom isn't Free

2006-08-23T17:05:00.000-05:00

Anyone who knows me knows that there are two things in the world that I love more than any other earthly thing: Life and Freedom.

I am both a lover of life and a lover of freedom. I am a lover of life because I believe that life is Oh So Very Precious! I am against the taking of innocent life through abortions, stem cell research (ALL stem cells, NOT just embryonic stem cells), and any other form of research that might damage living human cells, even if they are not stem cells. That is why most biological research must be banned, because it could damage precious living human cells!

I am a lover of freedom because I know what’s at stake in the post 9-11 world. I am a lover of freedom because I understand that those who disagree with President Bush’s policies in the war on terror should be silenced and liberal activists should be locked up. I understand that freedom is a very beautiful and precious thing, so precious that we must preserve it like a jar of delicious wholesome preserves by silencing those who are outspoken in their criticisms of President Bush’s War on terror and the spreading of freedom in the middle east. Let me further elaborate on this analogy: Freedom is like a jar of wholesome blackberry preserves, and therefore it must be sealed and contained lest it be exposed to the elements and turn rotten. Therefore, just like the jar of wholesome preserves it is imperative that people are not permitted to espouse liberal subversive ideas. People who do this must be locked up so that true Christian freedoms may be preserved just like the jar of wholesome blackberry preserves. When we allow liberals to criticize the decisions of our president, we are in a since, exposing freedom to the evil ways of the world, and then the freedom starts to become rotten and evil, and then freedom has mutated from an instrument of God into an instrument of the Devil. In order to prevent this, and prevent the questioning of our Christian leaders, most people need to become like little children, and the Christian leaders must be like harsh fathers to these disobedient and misguided children. We must amend our laws and our Constitution to accommodate this. Anyone who doesn’t understand this doesn’t understand what freedom is all about.

I also want to again emphasize that I am filled with love for each and every one of you, and it is the love that a father has for his disobedient, misguided children. That is why I choose to bring you my messages because they are messages of love and hope. I am, in a sense like your father, and I pray that there will come a time when you think of me as such.

The White House Loves Armageddon

2006-08-11T12:59:00.000-05:00

This is a must read. I'm so happy about the situation, I thought I'd put the article up before I had time to comment on it. I'll be addressing the issue sometime in the near future.

The Punishment Chair - (when whippings are not enough!)

2006-08-10T21:10:00.000-05:00

Well, you all know that I am an ardent supporter of whippings and corporal punishment for disobedient children - both in the home and in the school! However, there are times when whippings just aren't good enough! For the truly troubled children, we need to be more innovative in our punishment techniques. It is ridiculous to think that corporal punishment of troubled children should be restricted to only lashings and cannings with hickory switches and sticks! - Even if that includes belts and whips!!! No no no!!! We must be far more comprehensive. The definition of corporal punishment is not just whippings, lashings, spanking, and cannings. Corporal Punishment, broadly defined, means any type of punishment that is meant to inflict physical pain. Therefore, we must get beyond whippings and such and consider other ways of inflicting pain on troubled children, so that the devil may be forced from them and they may be saved from eternal hellfire!

A particular punishment that I have thought up recently is more harsh than mere whippings or cannings, and therefore, it could be used for the most disobedient children and the ones who are truly troubled. It is called the punishment chair. Do you know about the electric chair? It was used for putting criminals to death! Well the punishment chair is similar to the electric chair. The key difference is that it may be built to smaller sizes so that it can accompany children, and the operating voltage is significantly lower so that it will not kill. However, it will inflict a great deal of pain! A standard sized electric chair can also be used as a punishment chair. However, the voltage must be kept low enough such that it won't result in death - only intense pain. As for the sizing - If a standard size electric chair is used, then books, bricks, pieces of wood, or a booster seat should be placed on the seat of the chair so that the child is seated high enough for his head to be placed in the Helment that is lined with a wet sponge, so that the electric current can be conducted through his body. As for the strength of the current, the current passing through the body must not be high enough to cause death, but it should cause intense pain. That is the reason the operating voltage must be kept sufficiently low, so that the electric current passing through the child's body is not too strong. As for the duration of the punishment - It must be long enough such that that the child learns his lesson! If the punishment results in unconsciousness before the child learns his lesson than the child must be woken up, and the punishment must continue! If the punishment results in blood seeping from the eyes, than so be it! If this occurs, then the punishment must be discontinued until the child recovers from the injury, and then the punishment must be continued until the child learns his lesson. How do you know when the child learns his lesson? That is when the child recants his misdeeds and acknowledges his sinful nature, and pledges to commit himself to the Lord, Jesus, and promises to become a good child from that day forward! That is the way that we can deal with truly troubled children! This may seem somewhat harsh to many of you. Well, I contend that, for some children, it is impossible to simply spank or even beat the devil out them. For some children we must inflict true excruciating pain to force the devil from them. I acknowledge that hopefully this applies to only a small segment of our youth. However it must be considered as a final solution for those children who are truly troubled and influenced by the devil!!

George W. Bush - A Poem Celebrating Our Nation's Greatest Leader

2006-08-09T11:21:00.000-05:00

I have become quite disturbed recently about the fact that many accross the country are starting to doubt the leadership of our country's greatest president - President George W. Bush. It is unacceptable to question the leadership and policies of President Bush. Those who do question or doubt the leadership, policies, and/or decisions of President Bush are treasonous and seditious. They are providing aid and comfort to the enemy in the War on Terror. They should be brought up on charges of treason and sedition and should be sent to detainee camps in Guantanimo Bay or elsewhere. I am neither treasonous nor seditious. I stand by our President, and pledge my unwavering allegiance to him. For this purpose, I have composed a poem:

Stalwart, Strong,
Faithful and true,
You are our President!

Your leadership,
Like a shining beacon,
The ship as it passes,
As it passes through the night,
Is guided to safe harbour,
Guided to harbour by your glorous light!

Unwavering and strong,
Stalwart in your ways,
You are resolute!
You do not back down!

Your leadership,
Like a glorious angel,
The angel of truth,
The truth and the light,
Shining - Oh so bright!
For all the world to see!

Stalwart and unwavering,
Uncompromising and resolute,
You know the only way!

You stand for freedom and light!
The freedom of truth,
The truth and the light,
You are the president who has the sight!
A sight that is set on the Final Fight!

We are engaged in a war,
A different kind of war,
A war on terror,
We will not falter,
We will not fail,
In the post-9-11 world!

A stalwart defender,
Of what is right and good,
Always determined - To do what is right!

Those who question,
Those who doubt,
They do not understand true freedom,
May their voices be silenced,
May they be permanently cast out!

You understand,
What is truly at stake,
Our morals and our values,
The enemy’s of freedom,
Will not take away these good old-time morals!
Our treasured values and freedoms,
Will continue to prosper,
In the post-9-11 world!

You will continue to stand up,
And defend our great land,
Against those who hate freedom,
Woe unto freedom haters!
Your time is at hand.

Stalwart, strong, and resolute,
May you guide our great nation,
Through treacherous waters,
Through the darkness of the night,
So, that we as a freedom-loving nation,
Will see a new light!

Because of you Mr. President,
We as a nation,
Will be guided to a new light,
A new light at the end,
Of the final fight!

Pat Robertson Is Dead to Me

2006-08-07T21:55:00.000-05:00

Recently Pat Robertson, after years of seeing the light, knowing that global warming is nothing more than a hoax by the Devil, decided that the earth is warming up. His evidence -- a few days of really hot temperatures across America. Now I, like Pat Robertson, have always looked around me for signs from God about the ills that plague society. Like him, I knew the hurricanes devastating our coasts were a result of our country's support for gay marriage. I knew that feminism is a means for women to leave their husbands, kill their children and practice witchraft. But he is wrong about global warming. Three days of heat is evidence of nothing. Now I worry about the path my Christian right is taking, for it is inevitable that Mr. Robertson's newfound green-ness will inspire other good Christians misinterpret the signs from the heavens. For example, I've heard nothing about what God means be sending millions upon millions of jellyfish to infest our coasts. It's obvious that these jellyfish are the souls of the aborted come back to haunt us for our allowing abortion. Just look at how they resemble placenta. The ocean provides sustanence for we humans, but slowly, as the souls of the aborted accumulate and accumulate, our way of life will be stolen from us just as we steal the lives of the unborn. But Pat Robertson has yet to make any comment on the matter. His time, I'm afraid, has run its course. America will be visited by all kinds of punishment and he will blame it global warming, denying us the advantage of a kind of heavenly early warning system. We good Christians, I'm afraid, are on our own.

Shame on You!

2006-08-07T20:59:00.000-05:00

Although this article is against such punishment, I was pleased to see that at least some judges have abandoned the idea of being activists and have instead taken on their proper role of punishing those that commit crimes. And not just your normal, run of the mill punishments either, but those that include shame -- a necessary ingredient to any punishment that is meant to reform wrongdoers and sinners into good, God-fearing people. Unfortunately, even these great judges seem to have forgotten to include the other thing necessary to teach the evil a lesson: pain. For it is pain that truly puts the fear of God into those tempted to sin, and it was pain and suffering that founded this country. Yes, Christopher Columbus was truly a great man, discovering America, beginning the slow but unstoppable progress of manifest destiny, and cutting off the noses and ears of thieves. It was he that first brought the favor of God to this land, ridding it of heathen worship with disease, crushing sin with pain and suffering. It was because Europe, even by then, was so terrified of doing right by the Lord that he was eventually forced back to the Continent, stripped of all his titles; but it was he who had the last laugh, as now Europe is no longer taken seriously by the rest of the world and ignored by America. We Americans should heed this lesson of Europe. We too have begun to ignore the cries of God to punish those that sin against Him. And as a result, we are beginning to lose our influence on the world. Just look at the mess in the Middle East, just look at China's rise. But it is not too late. The judges who've taken it upon themselves to shame the crime-ful into submission are a start. But the cutting off of ears and noses, the public whippings and stonings, need to be re-instituted as well. Even our children need to be brought along the path of righteousness with such examples of shame, pain, and humiliation. Toddlers that cry too much need to be tied up (under strict supervision of course); kids that disobey need to be sent to the whipping room for lashes. Of course all of this needs to be tempered with the Love of God, which is why mandatory Bible readings should be a part of our every day lives, given to us in schools, on the street, during work.

The Husband Diet

2006-07-27T21:54:00.000-05:00

Over the last year, my wife has gained over ten pounds. Where once she was the perfect weight and very beautiful, she has become chunky and slothful. I don't find it very attractive at all. Luckily, my wife, while, like any woman, perfectly capable of letting herself go, is a good dutiful woman. Which is why she has not uttered a word of complaint since I began rationing her food. I'm sure most of you will complain and call me disgusting and other such names. But the Bible teaches that a woman's duty is to her man. She must do all she can to remain attractive in his eyes. A man who neglects the power he has over his wife doesn't deserve such power and isn't really a man at all. While some of you might disagree, thinking that a man's relationship with his wife is no business of mine, you are wrong, for when a man lets his wife go she becomes lazy and corruptible; and in the end, she will tempt other women into a similar life of sloth. That is the world's problem. This is why all men need to ration the food intake of their wives or, in the alternative or perhaps in addition, demand a daily exercise routine. I realize, of course, that there are "different strokes for different folks," that one man's fat woman is another's beauty. So men should ration according to his desire.

Breasts Are For Breastfeeding, Women Are For Their Husbands

2006-07-27T21:07:00.000-05:00

This picture got me thinking about a few things. For one, women's' breasts are for breast feeding, not for ogling, not for touching, not to serve as the object of a man's (or woman's) desires. Women who do not breast feed are starving their babies of the pure sustenance needed for them to grow up to be good, God-fearing children. Certainly women who deprive their babies of breast have been tempted by the Devil. But the picture also got me thinking about how breast feeding in public is evil. It is disgusting and no better than pornography, inspiring sinful thoughts in the perverts of the world. No, women's breasts should be covered at all times, especially in public. Even a woman's husband should be deprived of the sight of his wife's breast, lest his desire to touch her arises from the pleasure centers of his brain being activated and the couple have sex without desiring children. Of course, if the man does not find his wife attractive, yet still desires a child but cannot get aroused, a woman may use her breasts to get her husband in the mood. I was also reminded, seeing the picture, that most women of today are superficial whores. They love to expose their skin and whore-ify themselves with makeup to attract men; and when they see one another they get jealous and envious. That is why it is imperative we design some type of uniform for women to wear when they go out in public. It should be much like a burka, something that makes the woman look pure and wholesome, something white and virginal. No skin should be exposed and curves should be hidden. And since all women will look alike, there will be reason for them to envy or hate one another. The world will be a more peaceful, wholesome place. Without temptation being flaunted about, we will be able to focus our energy giving glory to God and doing right by Him.

The World Did Not Begin with Adam And Steve -- Somebody in Congress Finally States the Obvious

2006-07-19T20:52:00.000-05:00

Our leaders are not incorruptible Christians, nor are our people, so I'm generally pretty pessimistic when it comes to democracy. For knowing society's weakness, the Devil manipulates our politicians and institutions to offend the glory of God, ensuring homosexuality, witchcraft -- pure Satanism, even -- can thrive and grow. But reading the transcript of thisdebate on the Gay Marriage Is Evil Amendment, suddenly my pessimism is little more hopeful. Some politicians, it seems, do recognize the duty we owe to the Lord and the righteousness of the Bible.

"It's part of God's plan for the future of mankind," explained Rep. John Carter (R-Tex.).

Rep. Bob Beauprez (R- Colo.) also found "the very hand of God" at work. "We best not be messing with His plan."

Rep. Mike Pence (R-Ind.) agreed that "it wasn't our idea, it was God's."

"I think God has spoken very clearly on this issue," said Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-Ga.), a mustachioed gynecologist who served as one of the floor leaders yesterday. When somebody quarreled with this notion, Gingrey replied: "I refer the gentleman to the Holy Scriptures."

Unfortunately, the amendment was defeated in both the Senate and the House, so there is much work to be done. However, it is undeniable that the last decade has brought a groundswell of Christian support and grassroots organization clamoring to bring this country back into the arms of God. With prayer and love for Jesus, it is only a matter of time before the sinners of America are condemned and rounded up to be introduced into the way of holy-ness. I ask now that you pray with me...

The Fall and Rise of Peter -- Another Story About the End Times (Part III)

2006-07-18T22:48:00.000-05:00

Part III

The next few months in Peter’s life were both horrific and spectacular. As he, with the rest of the world, watched the Earth turn on itself, chaos reining through the streets – rape, murder, and theft prevalent, nobody safe, everybody afraid – and great natural disasters killing millions of people, Peter also discovered that he was a natural leader of men. And he liked it. He liked leading raids on the criminals and sinners. It gave him pleasure to watch the Godless squirm with fear at the mere sight of the Strike Force’s approach, at the inevitable wrath of God coming to bring justice and goodness to this small part of the world. The sins of his past still hung over him like the blade of a guillotine, but rather than live his life in shame, he was driven by resolve to do right by the Lord God.

One night Peter and the Strike Force happened upon an innocent women being raped by two hooligans. Sneaking up behind the attackers, Peter drew his knife and sliced the knee tendons of one, while the Strike Force captured the other, binding the man’s legs and arms with duct tape. As the injured sinner lay writhing on the ground, clutching his leg and moaning, Peter turned to the other. “Repent! Accept the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart, and be forgiven of your crimes.” But the man just laughed. Peter, though, didn’t mind for he knew with a few minutes of pain he could make the man see the light. Pain had a way of opening peoples’ minds to the message of the Lord. It was as though the suffering drained all the evil out of sinners and made their minds a souls a blank, innocent slate, like a newborn’s. So he ripped open the man’s shirt and began carving a cross into his chest. Of the over fifty men he’d performed this procedure on before, only one refused to accept Jesus. The rest now wore their scar proudly, a permanent reminder of the power of God.

The man, though, didn’t even scream. He only continued his laughter. Finally he allowed, “You can’t hurt me. I am one with the true ruler of the Universe, Dimitriadas, also known as the Antichrist, also known as Satan! And I’ve tasted your wife, Peter. Jez begged me to never stop.” With that he smiled.

Peter’s calm vanished. “Liar!” he screamed. He then pulled a pair of pliers from his belt. Ripping teeth from the man’s mouth, he pushed two of them into the man’s eye sockets. And the man still did not scream, but only began talking in what sounded like gibberish but what the Strike Force knew was a prayer to Satan. Never had they battled such pure evil.

And Peter’s mind seemed to be collapsing from the weight of it all. “No, not Jez,” he mumbled. “Not Jez. Please God, do not let it be true. My whole heart is yours, my whole heart is yours, my whole heart is yours,” and he collapsed into a pile on the ground and just rocked and rocked himself.

One of his men finally tried to comfort Peter. “The man is a liar, Peter. A liar. Jez would never do such a thing.” But something deep within Peter knew it was true. Women could not be trusted. It was their nature to betray man, to betray God. Just as Eve tempted Adam to disobey the command of God, Jez had led Peter astray and broken his heart. Nothing could fix it, nothing. Peter could feel Jesus calling to him, “I love you Peter, I love you. Do not worry; you are one of my children. Heaven awaits. Heaven,” but not even the soothing words of the Lord made him feel better. All he could think about were the things he could have done to prevent Jez from becoming such a whore. If only he forbade her reading, her watching television. When she argued, he should have silenced her. If only, if only…

Suddenly, the man whose knee tendons Peter had severed stood up, apparently healed of his affliction. The Strike Force noticed that there was a mark, a cross on the man’s forehead that had not been there before. He walked over to Peter and, kneeling down, touched him on the shoulder. “Peter,” he said, “you made me see the light. You. You are truly a child of God, Peter. Do not despair. Yours is a blessed life, meant to be spent in the arms of the Lord, basking in His glory. The pain you feel is only temporary, only a worldly pain. In Heaven you will be in an eternity of rapture. Jez will not even have existed.”

And Peter started to come back to himself. His convert had away about him. Just his touch made Peter feel better, and the man’s words were like God Himself standing before the distraught Peter, consoling him. And Peter rose to his feet. “It’s time to roll out,” he commanded his men…
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Peter stormed into the house he shared with Jez. She was in the kitchen, hovering over the microwave trying to make dinner. Hearing the door slam behind him, Jez turned and smiled, unaware that he knew of her crimes. And Peter strode up to her clinching his fists; and seeing his face, Jez knew something was wrong, she even knew that it was her secret, her passion for a man she only knew as Perez, that seemed to have Peter possessed by the Devil. What she did not expect was the kick Peter delivered to her face, for he had always been such a gentle man. In fact, it was what she loved most about their marriage, that he was so loving and soft, for it allowed her to manipulate him and have her way.

Peter picked Jez up off the floor by the throat and slammed her on top of the stove. His eyes were wild and crazy, like a dog’s with rabies, and he stared at her with the look of a killer. Jez couldn’t breathe and she struggled and struggled, only finally able to bring some sense of calm to herself by remembering her few passionate rendezvous with Perez and the way he touched her. It was rough – not as rough as the way Peter now strangled her – but rough nonetheless… and dirty and sinful; and she loved every minute, every second of it; and she could barely contain her incredible need to moan and scream with pleasure at a mere caress from Perez’s hands.

Even in his possessed state, Peter’s love for Jez could be reached by her touch. And Jez, in a sudden fit of corrupt genius recognized this, reaching out and slipping her hands down his pants. She stroked him until he let go of her neck; and bringing her face up to his, she whispered, “Peter, I’m pregnant” and kissed him violently, hoping it would pass for passion. And it did, and Peter kissed her back, not forgiving her, not even really recognizing her, as his mind, already fragile from a broken heart, succumbed to pure desire, to pure evil that only women know to manipulate.

But Jez, despite her deep connection to the ways of Satan, did not contemplate the love Jesus had for Peter. Peter continued to kiss her, to touch and grope her, but all the while Jesus was whispering in his ear. “Don’t do this, Peter. Don’t. She will lead you down a path from which you can never come back.” And finally the message began to get though, until, finally, Peter quickly turned on one of the stove burners and put Jez’s hand on it. He held it there as she screamed, gathering his thoughts. After a few seconds, he said only “The Elders will know what to do with you” and dragged her out the door by her hair.
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A month passed, and it was time for Jez’s punishment to be carried out. The Elders, after several emotional hours questioning Peter, finding out what he wanted and what would be best for both the town and him, decided the townspeople would shoot Jez with rubber bullets and send her off to the shantytown that had recently been built to house the sinners. Once the baby was born, it was to be taken from her and given to Peter to bring up in Christ, away from the scheming and manipulative Jez.

So Jez was led out to the town square in chains and tied to a poll; and seeing her sad figure, people began to boo and hiss, slowly forming a circle around the poll. As Peter walked through the crowd toward his wife, some began to pat him on the back, deeply sorry for the shame and sin that had visited his life. Everyone loved Peter, and nobody really blamed him; but most by now had heard his story about the sinful origins of the relationship, about how it was because of Jez that Peter was denied the Rapture, that he embraced desire and pleasure over love of God and the truth of the Bible; and knowing this, all knew his love for Jez was cursed.

Peter was the first to shoot Jez. Stoically, he raised the gun and pulled the trigger. The bullet smashed into her nose, crushing it, and Jez twisted on the poll, moaning. And the rest of the townspeople followed Peter’s lead, reigning down rubber bullets upon the woman until the moaning stopped. Peter stood and watched it all, still showing no emotion; and when he turned and again walked through the crowd, intending to go back home, the crowd slowly followed.
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When Jez awoke, she found herself in a shack – her new home. The walls had no paint, no wallpaper, and the floor was dirt. Only a single light bulb hung from the ceiling. In one corner there was a stove and in another a dresser. It was the saddest site she had ever seen, and it was now her life; but she was not repentant or regretful; she did not curse herself or wish she could go back in time and make things right, truly embracing the light of Jesus Christ and accepting her life with Peter and his dominion over her. No; instead she let herself be taken by rage and desire – desire for revenge; and she stood up out of bed and began pounding on her stomach, intent on forcing the fetus insider of her out so it could suffocate without the nourishment from her womb. That would teach Peter.

And after a few minutes, the contractions began, and Jez could feel her body rejecting her premature baby. She began to bleed and feel faint; she felt a stabbing pain; she needed to lie down. And she did. And she lay there, pushing and pushing, pushing the baby out of her. At only two or three months it would surely be born dead, and she would be happy to be rid of it. God was not worthy of any duty. She would not have children that would grow up to worship Him. All children should be suffocated, she thought to herself.

As soon as the baby was delivered and she felt strong enough to move, Jez sat up and stared at the tiny bloody baby laying in her bed. It was covered in blood and placenta and did not move. She gathered up her child and began rocking it, suddenly hoping that she might feel something, some love for the fetus, for her baby; but she felt nothing, not even a twinge of sadness or regret. No, after a few seconds, she only wanted it out of her site, to forget about it, to forget that she was ever pregnant or married or was ever loved by a man, by anyone at all. So she took her child outside and tossed it in the garbage.

When the door closed behind Jez, the baby’s eyes opened. It yawned and stretched itself. The placenta and blood hanging off its tiny figure made it uncomfortable, as though it were being suffocated, and it began tearing at it with its miniature fingers. After a few moments, it turned itself over onto its stomach and tried crawling. At first it was tough going, but within a minute or two it got the hang of it and began crawling around in small circles, trying to take in the surrounding scenery. Finally noticing the entrance to a sewer, the baby began crawling towards it, not even recognizing where it might lead to, but somehow drawn to it.

On its way, the fetus was suddenly overcome by both an immense sadness and a profound sense of good, all at the same time. It was as though the weight of the world, all the sin and filth and suffering, were put on its shoulders while the strength and glory of God propped it up like Atlas and the Earth. And reaching the mouth of the sewer, the fetus continued crawling until the force of gravity pulled it down to the depths.

Laying on the ground, the baby was greeted by the sniffing of a rat. Suddenly, the tiny little eyes of another fetus were peering down at him. Then another. And another. And another, until the fetus was surrounded by other fetuses. And then one of the aborted spoke. “Welcome. We are the Tribulation Saints, and you are our leader.”

Rock Music is Evil - Part II

2006-07-18T14:53:00.000-05:00

The purpose of this post is to remind all of you that Rock music is still evil and it must be banned. DO NOT let the above picture fool you into thinking otherwise!!! DO NOT let the above picture fool you into thinking that just because the elder Bush and his campaign manager (and later Republican National Committee Chairman), Lee Atwater, were indulging in the evils of rock music that it is now OK for you to do so! It is never ever OK! One of the things that most disturbs me about our elected officials is that some of them listen to and enjoy rock music - Even those whose beliefs and system of morals we may agree with. Just look at the above picture. It is a picture of a Republican president on a stage with a rock and roll band, playing a guitar with his campaign manager, Lee Atwater. I fail to understand how great men, like George Bush and Lee Atwater could possibly become embroiled in such horrible corruption, when they should have been out saving unborn babies, preaching the bible, spanking children, and punishing sinners! But NO! Instead they were indulging in the obscenities of Rock and Roll! That is the reason I posted this picture - to illustrate that everyone is susceptible to the Satanic influences of Rock and Roll. Even Republican Presidents!!! Our current government as it exists today is unable and unwilling to take the steps necessary to end the vile spread of rock music and pop culture. The liberal activist judges will continue on their evil tyrannical rampage to prevent the enactment of laws that ban rock music. That is why we need special Christian communities that are insulated from the rest of the world where rock music is absolutely forbidden! And anyone caught listening to rock music would receive a public caning! Anyone caught playing rock music would receive a public caning followed by a public shaming!! And that, my fellow Christian soldiers, is the only way we can stop the scourge of the obscenity that is Rock and Roll!

By the way, for any elected officials who happen to be reading this: I would point out that the elder Bush lost his bid for reelection in 1992, only to be defeated by Bill Clinton, who was sent to us clearly as a punishment from God for tolerating leaders who listen to rock music. As for Lee Atwater, he was stricken with Brain Cancer in 1990, from which he died in 1991. I believe that my point has been made.

Judging Judges -- They're Guilty

2006-07-17T20:07:00.000-05:00

This is a perfect example of an activist judge at work, punishing Christians for merely expressing their gratitude to our Lord Jesus Christ. Using this case as an example, one can see what America would be like if activist judges are allowed to go unchecked by the good Christians of the world. Just imagine a world where prayer is not allowed, our women are forced to have abortions, our daughters turned into whores, sons into something out of Children of the Corn, and we are all forced to watch pornography over dinner. Churches would be burned to the ground if the Devil had his way and installed activist judges in every state. That is why it is of the utmost importance that we keep a watchful eye over the decisions of courts. Certainly, any decision that is unholy and unChristian should be ignored and the judges tar-ed and feather-ed. After that they should be imprisoned for an eternity, left to rot in jail. But not just rot, but to starve to death. They shall be given a fork and knife with which they can cut their own flesh off the bone and eat it. But that's it.

I would also like to point out that the good man in the article was being tried for child abuse. For hitting his son with a broomstick. That is clearly not child abuse unless he hit the boy upon the head or neck or tried to break bones. It's the exact same as being whipped with a hickory switch, which all children should be smacked with at least once or twice in their lives. I was hit with one, my son has been hit with one. The liberal obsession with eradicating spanking is yet another example of the Devil trying to corrupt our children and turn them into disobedient Satanists who do nothing but listen to rock and roll music, smoke cigarettes and curse. It sickens me. In fact, after reading said article I immediately went to my son's room to check on him. He did not show me the proper respect, using words like "Yeah" and "dude," so I sent him to the whipping room for an hour just to let my rage subside.

Are You Good Or Evil -- Try Mushrooms and Find Out

2006-07-12T21:42:00.000-05:00

I just read this latest study about psychedelic mushrooms and it brought back a flood of memories -- a flashback, if you will -- about my own experience with the drugs. Once, when I was a child on at Bible camp, some friends and I were hiking in the woods of Oregon and came across a field of mushrooms. Being children and being hungry we ate some of the mushrooms. After about an hour, my entire universe changed. Colors were vibrant and beautiful and seemed to crawl out of nearly every blade of grass, every leaf, every person and thing I saw around me. And I felt incredibly loved, as though God had called me up to heaven to give a great, heavenly hug. Many of my friends felt the same way, although a few didn't. A few felt terrible, as though ants were crawling all over their skin and they were on fire. They heard demonic voices and began crying. These children were the thieves in liars in our group. In fact, many of them, years later, found themselves in prison. A couple of them became homosexuals. All of them stopped going to Church. Obviously, the mushrooms work such that good, God fearing people have profound spiritual experiences, while those with no hope of ever doing good with their lives and embracing Jesus will be possessed with the forces of the Devil. This fact has great potential to be used in the name of Christ. While I would never advocate recreational use of mushrooms, since all drugs used in such a way are evil, there is at least one use that could be of great benefit for society: a litmus test for good. Just as we test children for stupidity and allergies, we could begin testing them for goodness. At least once during their elementary schooling, children should be given mushrooms and their experiences measured. Those that react badly are obviously evil and should be sent to reform school where they will read the Bible every day. Only this way is there any hope of bringing them into the arms of Christ. And we should not hesitate to punish the children with spankings and whippings. By segregating the good from evil at such an early age, we will finally know which children can learn about math and science without turning it into a force for evil. Our schools will then be able to compete with those in China and India, where everyone knows the children excel at such subjects. Ideally, a child's goodness would be measured every few years to catch traitors to Christ that have been belatedly brought to the dark side.

Exercise Your Lungs By Smoking

2006-07-10T21:04:00.000-05:00

Everybody needs to exercise once in awhile -- it does a body good. And that's exactly why smoking does not cause cancer. The devil would have you think that tobacco is cancerous. Just today they announced that cigarettes will be responsible for over 1 billion deaths in the 21st century. But that is hogwash, for tobacco, given to us by the all-providing and caring God, must be smoked; it is our duty. After all it was put here to help exercise our lungs and help us deal with the inevitable pollution that results from an expanding population. It will also protect against the poisons that will be brought down upon all good Christians by the antichrist during the endtimes. Knowing this, the Devil has used his minions controlling the liberal media and medical establishment to launch a campaign of disinformation. We should be promoting smoking of all forms (well almost all -- we should not smoke marijuana or crack or pcp or crystal meth). If cocaine is more potent smoked as crack, then certainly spinach and broccoli would be better served smoked. In fact, smoking could be the cure for obesity. Already it is a proven fact that people lose weight when they smoke and gain it back when they quit. This being the case, rather than eat massive amounts, people should be smoking their food, their chicken, steak, hamburgers and fries, polishing it off, perhaps, with a small dessert. Just imagine a world without sickness, disease, and fat people. The world would be so happy, most of them -- all of those but the most evil -- will turn to Christ in their joy. That is why we must work to overcome the mountains of scientific "evidence" against smoking that has overwhelmed even the most dedicated of Christians. Otherwise, the Devil will be even more effective in crushing the Christian resistance during Armageddon. This, in a great and tragic irony, will certainly result in at least as many deaths as supposedly caused by cigarette smoking.

A Shame Has Been Cast Upon the Great State of Virginia

2006-07-10T20:12:00.000-05:00

This was recently brought to my attention, and it is a shame on the great state of Virginia. It is proof that, despite the stateÂs heroic stance against gay marriage, certain ideas promoted by the Devil, i.e. that witchcraft does not exist, have fully infiltrated its psyche. The fact that the witch, now pardoned, floated upon being cast into the river is proof of her guilt. I know that most of you, all equally tempted by the whispers of Satan, doubt the wisdom of suchancientt ways of proving evil. But be sure that just because the methods be old does not mean they are not effective. Surely you that have such doubts believe that the herbs and weird philosophies of ancient China and India can heal or harm the body, so why not have faith in the Christian ways of yesteryear? I'm particularly saddened by the fact that Virginia, myhome-statee, has embraced suchhypocrisyy. It should not be spending time clearing the bad names of witches (especially this particular witch, who was no better than an abortion doctor with her black magic that caused women to miscarry) and other Satanists; -no! It should be rededicating itself to casting such evil out, condemning all those that deny the Bible is right and true. Each should have their fingers tied to their toes and tossed into a river to see if they float. A special prison could then be created not unlike the debtor prisons of long ago, except instead of debt to creditors, the debt will be to God.

**AN ASIDE**
I know many of you may have been wondering where I have been the last couple of weeks, as I have neglected my duties to this site. I am saddened to report to those of you that care that I was recently plagued by sinful thoughts and have spent many hours purging them from my head. Not that it is any of your business, but as part of the healing process I must share with you these aforementioned thoughts: rather than think of my wife as a wonderful partner to have children with, I recently thought of her in a sexual way and made advances with no intention of the result being a son or daughter. So there it is...

We request the services of an architect:

2006-07-06T13:52:00.000-05:00

This is Dr. JD Parnell. We request the services of a good upstanding architect of the highest virtue, an unyielding commitment to righteousness, and who has good Christian morals and a commitment to family and prayer. We need this architect to design for us the perfect Christian community that will serve as a model for the righteous transformation of all towns and cities accross our land.

What we will need, initially, are some renderings:

1. We need a rendering of the church, which is of course the most important part of the cummunity. The church should be large, like a megachurch, with a large stage, and large television screens with loud speakers, so that those who committed sins that week can be appropraitely exposed to the congregation. We also need church wardens who will patrol the pews so that the church attendees can be monitored during the prayer recitations and the singing of the hymns.

2. We need a rendering of the houses for the Good Community Christians, as all good and wholesome and righteous upstanding Christian citizen families will be known. Such families will strictly adhere to a moral code consisting of only the strictest old-time morals and traditional family values. These homes should be nice, wholsesome, traditional looking houses, complete with white picket fences, modestly sized (1600sf - 2100sf), and of very traditional small-town wholesome architectural design (like 1800s type design). VERY IMPORTANT!!! - The master bedroom must be designed (with room dividers or something) such that it will be impossible to have a single large bed, and instead must accomodate ONLY separate twin beds for the husband and wife. Furthermore there must be video surveillance cameras and a loud speakers installed in the master bedroom, so that church elders can appropriately monitor the activites going on in the master bedroom, and when sinful things start to occur, the church elder will harshly repremand the couple over the loudspeaker. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL!!! All Good Community Christian homes must have dedicated whipping rooms for punishment of disobediant and/or misbehaving children.

3. For all the immoral ones, we need a separate shantytown that will be separate from the Good Community Christian homes. These will be small decrepit shacks that will be built on sticks, and there will also be video surveillance cameras and loudspeakers, where the people are constantly yelled at by church elders 24-7, so that the sinful ones will be tormented, and they will have no rest, day or night.

4. We need a community public square, with an arena, for dispensing corporal punishments and public shamings, where the entire community will be able to sit as an audience in an arena-like setting and throw things at the people being punished. The punishment stage at the center of the arena should have things like a pillory, a whipping pole, a horse-drawn flogging cart which will circle around the stage while the convicted is tied to the cart and flogged, and a special platform for those sentenced to the penalty of public shaming (more on that later). Oh yes, the arena must have special thrones for the church elders, from which they will pass judgements on the convicted, and oversee the appropriate carrying out of the public shamings.

5. A Christian schoolhouse for educating the children in accordance with only the strictest interpretations of the bible - I haven't thought out this one yet, so there will be more on it later.

I realize that there may be a very high demand for the honor of performing this good work. However, I must insist that only the righteous need apply! We will be carefully screening the backgrounds of all applicants to determine qualifications and their commitment to church and family. Those that make it to the final round in the selection process will undergo full field background investigations, including a polygraph examination with electric shock and caning!

You Can't Handle The Truth!!!

2006-06-21T20:24:00.000-05:00

Some people love the Iraq war, some people hate it; and whichever side you fall on, you are entitled to your opinion. But one thing we probably all agree on is the fact that our troops are heroes, defending our freedom against those that hate it. Yes, we've all heard the stories about the torture (as though torture is a bad thing) and the killings in Haditha, but bad things happen in times of war, and the fact that the liberal media and Democrats continue to harp on one or two examples of misbehaving soldiers (and who really knows if the stories are true, anyway, since Muslims are scheming liars) is another clear example of the Devil attempting to tear down institutions worthy of God.

Since the war first began I found myself pondering what, exactly, has made our men in uniform so heroic. Then I read this (and this) about the military being a place where evangelicals thrive and spread the word of God freely. This certainly has given our men the strength to wield the righteous sword of God against our enemies. Not that the spread of the Christian faith in the military is without its enemies. And then I read this. So not only is the belief in the Lord Jesus Christ rampant among our soldiers, Christian values are being institutionalized by the Pentagon, itself! Homosexuality IS a mental disorder, and what other company or institution in America has the strength to speak such truth this day and age? And I have no doubt that these examples of the Christian Way being embraced by our armed forces is the soul reason they have been so successful at defending our freedom and turning regular, small town guys into heroes.

But that isn't really the point of this post. No, as I've watched the constant suicide bombings and our ineffectual and Satanically-corrupt politicians bungle the war in Iraq, I've come to the conclusion that the military needs to be brought home. Not that I'm against a war in Iraq, per se; for I have no doubt that using the heroes of our armed forces to convert the heathens in Iraq to Christianity would be an honorable and good thing, certain to prevent terrorism forever more. But the fact of the matter is, the secularists and liberals would never let our military be used for such a righteous cause. So rather than waste precious lives giving Muslims freedom to worship a heathen God, we need to bring our boys home to fight the sin and filth that has worked its way deep into the foundations of our society. They could be used to go door to door to search for signs of sin, like pornography, same-sex couples, and rock and roll; they could be used to root out the tools of the devil, like secularists and witches, like those who oppose our army being used as a force for good. Not only this, but we could take advantage of the same power that converts your average middle american boy into a hero and turn the sinners of this country into God-fearing Christian heroes. What I am imagining is something not unlike a combination of the movies A Few Good Men and Glory. All of those rounded up in the purge of Satan's influence would be forced to join the military and the draft would be re-instituted. I realize that many of those newly pressed into service will be disobedient and turn a deaf ear to the glories that the military has to offer. That is why we would then take a page from the movie A Few Good Men and call Code Red after Code Red on the obstinate, beating them into submission. Homosexuals, witches, secularists -- they may fight, but with rags stuffed down their throats and their bodies beaten with bars of soap wrapped in towels, they would quickly forget their addiction to the Devil. After a few months I have no doubt that we will have turned these lost souls that nobody thought would ever amount to anything wholesome and good into an elite fighting force. It's this kind of thing, this kind of sacrifice, that true freedom -- freedom from eternal hellfire -- requires.

Bad Poetry, Oh Noetry -- Homosexuals Shouldn't Be Allowed In Churches, to Marry or to Write Poetry

2006-06-17T22:00:00.000-05:00

I came across this e-mail on the wolf-in-sheep's-clothing, Andrew Sullivan's blog - the entire blog essentially a heathen rant by a homosexual and so-called conservative. Of late, Mr. Sullivan has been calling people like me Christianists in a misleading attempt to group true Christians together with the Islamist terrorists that behead their victims and kill themselves to make a point. While true Christians certainly should not be above sawing the body parts off the truly evil (and then sewing them back on the wrong way or in a new area), like murderers and child molesters, we do not believe in the death penalty. Only God should be able to make the decision on life or death. Suicide is also evil. No, true Christians do not use terrorism to spread the Word of God, we try to use our faith and the miracles of good science (as opposed to the bad, like stem cell research, television and computers; really, for all the witches that read this site, I'd compare it to white magic vs. black), science that can control the way people think and act, that can monitor and ensure conformity to the Christian faith, to bring the planet back to God.

But that's neither here nor there, for the point of this post is tear down the false-hoods in the e-mail to Mr. Sullivan. First of all, one cannot be gay and be a Christian. It's specifically condemned in the Bible. Second, I'm offended by the comparison of the homosexual struggle to that of African Americans and the civil rights movement. One is the struggle of the diseased who could easily be cured if they truly accepted Jesus into their heart; the other was the righteous fight by one group of God's children against racism and segregation used against them by souls corrupted by the Devil. And finally, I'm really disgusted by the e-mailers terrible attempt to be poetic. With gems like "There have been days when I've felt the brush of God's grace through the warm, southern winds. And the sun rose like a thousand diamonds in the sparkle of the trees as I go on my long, crazy drives, praying to God" and "Perhaps the light will return, and the strong fragrance of the wind will be equally welcome as it was before. In a state where accents sometimes fall like flowers on the ear, it's sad to know that hatred can dwell so deeply in the heart" I wanted to vomit at the awfulness of it all. And not just because it was bad poetry, but because I know how the weak-minded and teenagers can be tempted to sin by such overwrought crap. I just wanted to scream out, "No! God's grace will flay and burn you alive with the burning, suffering hurricane of eternal hellfire. It will feel like a million nuclear explosions on your heart and eat you alive!!!" I wanted to tell all the dim-witted sinners that read his rubbish: "There is no sun that 'rises like a thousand diamonds in the sparkel of the trees' -- that doesn't even make sense: diamonds don't rise; I guess you could salvage the horrible attempt at imagery and say something like 'the sparkle in the trees was like a thousand diamonds' but it would still be awful and untrue, for in homosexual Hell there will be no sun, only the light of molten lava and giant geysers of flame." Then, finally, I wanted to assure those whose faith in Jesus could be shaken by the man's words, "That is not hatred in your heart -- that is the power of your righteousness rising up against affronts to God and our Christian way of life; it is a beautiful and pure thing blessed by the greatness and glory of God."

Disabilities are a Sign of the Devil

2006-06-15T20:31:00.000-05:00

Stephen Hawking, one of the world's premiere scientists, was just quoted as saying we humans must leave earth and inhabit other planets. This, of course, is evil, since, as those of you that regularly read this site know, space is actually heaven, and only those worthy to be in the presence of God may go there. It has been one of Satan's great dreams to one day return, and he has recruited scientists the world over to someday achieve this evil goal. I'm not sure what his intentions are -- perhaps to kidnap an angel and hold it ransom, perhaps to so dirty heaven with our germs that we ruin it for the heavenly beings that inhabit it, just as we did for the Indians with smallpox (although this analogy is not perfect, since that was a good thing, God's way of clearing the path for us to begin our manifest destiny). The most striking thing about Stephen Hawking though is how crippled he has become. This is certainly a sign that he has been possessed by the Devil. You might be wondering why all sinners aren't marked by this sign of the beast, and my best answer -- by no means the right one, just a hypothesis at this point -- is that not all sinners are literally possessed by the Devil. They are simply inherently evil or have been tempted to sin by one of the various methods Satan uses to corrupt our minds. It would make sense that the pure evil of Satan could twist our bodies and/or warp our minds. Or maybe the disabled, at heart, were once good, God-fearing men and women, only to be crippled in their losing struggle against the Devil. This could certainly be the case with Stephen Hawking, for notice the way he cannot even talk (look under the "Illness" heading). He has some sort of scientific device connected to him that speaks for him. So it could be that he refuses with all his might to do the bidding of Satan, only to be thwarted by technology. I'm not sure, really, what the exact answer is, only that disability is a sign of evil. It is especially important that we take notice of this in the post 9/11 world that we live in, for the consequences of allowing such evil close to us could be catastrophic. That is why the blind man made fun of by the President for wearing sunglasses is no laughing matter. There is no telling what, exactly, he was doing there -- maybe to kill the President or other important people within the government, maybe to steal state secrets by planting bugs throughout the White House -- all I know is that he was most likely up to no good, possessed by Satan for a reason. Beware.

There's Something Wrong With Outspoken Women

2006-06-15T19:31:00.000-05:00

The natural place for women is in the kitchen. Their role is to serve man, make and raise babies. Women, of course, deny this, leaving the home, working, getting into politics, pontificating on things they know nothing about and/or don't understand. The perfect example of this phenomenon is Ann Coulter. As many of you have probably read, she recently called a few of the 9/11 widows harpies and accused them of enjoying their husbands' deaths. And of course this is nonsense. At first even I was convinced she was right, for my immediate response to the women's' outspokenness was to question their motives. And while I still question their motives, once I heard a women -- Mrs. Coulter -- parrot my own thoughts, I knew I must be wrong. It made me think: these women may have decided to leave their places as cooks and baby factories, but not necessarily because they were glad their husbands died. I mean, if my wife had died because I thought it was due to incompetence by the government, I would speak out too, and not because I was happy. These women, then, were inspired to speak out because of tragedy and deep impact had affected their lives. And that got me thinking: that's why all women deny their duty to God and husband. Including Ann Coulter. At the time, though I wasn't sure what affected Mrs. Coulter to such a degree that she -- a supposed Christian -- decided never to get married or have children (she is unmarried and barren, btw). Then I saw this. Her tragedy, her complex is that she grew up ugly and fat. Just look at her high school year book picture -- it is the image of dumpy, depressed ugly teenager, destined to grow up angry and outspoken. I'd be willing to bet that that's what inspired most women in this world to either not have children or leave their children defenseless against the Devil as the mothers joined the working world, to cast off the righteous and good demands of God. My suggestion to women that come across this post and get angry is that they go take a hard look in the mirror and recognize that there is beauty there, somewhere at least -- if not physically recognizable, then somewhere deep in their soul.

Dancing is Evil

2006-06-14T19:54:00.000-05:00

I want all of you to know here and now that I do not approve of dancing. In fact, I wholeheartedly disapprove of dancing. The problem of dancing, particularly among youth, has been something our society has had to cope with for many decades. However, I feel dancing is more problematic now than ever. The problem of dancing is not just going to go away. We can either try to ignore dancing, or we can try to deal with the problem by passing laws forbidding it. For those of you who do not feel that dancing is such a big problem, then allow me to reeducate you, and if you will not be reeducated, then, God willing, I will some day be in a position of imposing a mandatory reeducation of all of you who are too permissive of dancing. Dancing is a great sin and a very horrible vice because it degrades the common morality and degrades traditional Christian values, and it encourages our young people to have sex. It also directly encourages homosexuality. Dancing is also responsible for abortions, because I am quite certain that more dancers have abortions than non-dancers. Most troublesome is the fact that when communities allow dancing, the dances become like a horrible cancer that grows and multiplies, eventually overtaking the entire community. And eventually, if left unchecked by a harsh and wise and good community Christian reverend, the dancing will turn the entire town into a cesspool of obscene gyrations and sexual perversion. If you don't think that this happens, and you don't believe that dances have the potential to spread like cancer across our towns and communities, then I suggest that you watch the movie Footloose. I also suggest that you remember the year 1996, which was the Year of The Macarena. That year, The Year of The Macarena, was, in my great opinion, a cultural nadir for this country and, from the standpoint of values and morals, one of the lowest points in our nation's history. That was the year that Bill Clinton was reelected and that Madeline Albright, UN ambassador, and later Secretary of State, stood up in the United Nations and danced The Macarena. Also, that evil man, former VP Al Gore, also danced The Macarena. The Macarena was an evil dance that spread across our land and around the world overtaking entire nations. I remember those horrible times all too well. It was a shameful time even for me, because I remember driving my SUV down the road when I accidentally tuned the radio to a station playing The Macarena, and when the song played, I remember sitting there in the SUV and the beats and the rhythms of that evil devil music caused me to move and gyrate involuntarily in rhythm to the beat! Oh the shame!!! To this very day, I still beg the Lord for forgiveness for that indiscretion.

Now, I want to explain to you the social-cultural and secular forces that cause dancing to take over our communities. You see, when a new rock song or a new beat is inspired by the devil in the mind of some godless young person, that youngster will then play this music his friends and eventually market it to the whole community. The same thing happens with dancing. You see, when a new dance comes along, a few people will try it, like trying a drug, and that dance will then be tried by others, and it will eventually spread to youngsters all over the community because they think that it is "cool" or "radical" or "gnarly" or "Xtreme", as all of the so-called "Xtreme" teens out there would say. So, pretty soon, all of the youngsters are dancing in the streets, and in the homes and in the schools, and perhaps even in church! Picture it!!! Sex-crazed, drug-addled youngsters all hopped up on Pixy-Stix and MoonPies, committing acts of sin and vice, their sweating bodies pulsating and gyrating, and moving, and grooving to the devilish sounds of the latest beat!!! I call upon all of you to put an end to this insanity at once!

Drive Sinners to Suicide -- They've Been Naturally Unselected

2006-06-13T22:21:00.000-05:00

There's been a lot of talk of late regarding the terrorists who committed suicide at Guantanamo Bay, a.k.a. Gitmo. The best response I've heard yet came from the great talking head, Michelle Malkin. Despite my reservations and general distaste for the idea of women involved in and/or commenting on politics or any other world event (a distaste inspired by Peter's letters to Timothy in the New Testament), I've liked Mrs. Malkin since she voiced her approval of the Japanese internment camps during WWII. I know this will immediately draw cries of racism and other such nonsense, but one must understand that the Japanese were our enemies at the time, and nothing short of death is too harsh a punishment for them. Now I realize that innocent people were probably jailed, which is why I don't think internment was the most efficient way to punish those that conspired against us; however, I'm still impressed by the righteous lengths Mrs. Malkin is willing to go against evil. This shows that her heart is in the right place, even if she is mistaken. It also shows why God commands that women know their place.

Anyway, in response to the suicides of our terrorist prisoners, Mrs. Malkin said, "Boo-freakin-hoo," which, while certainly sounding harsh to moral relativists and people who accept sin, generally, if anything is not nearly celebratory enough. For it should be the goal of all Christians to either convert sinners to Christianity or drive them to suicide, and that is exactly the focus our laws should have. Of course some crimes, some willful disregard for the Bible is not as heinous as others, which is why the law should be such that minor sins or crimes should be met with some form of punishment that is certain to drive some to despair, but not necessarily to take their own lives. The hope is that the despair will drive them to the arms of Christ; but if it doesn't then they are destined to commit more sin which will be met with more punishment and despair until -- in the perfect world, at least -- they are driven to death. In fact, these laws don't need to be purely about punishment; they can affect the everyday lives of all of us. Like prayer in schools, for example. This is certain to deeply affect those whose hearts are fortified against God such that they get depressed. And this is good. Overtime, if they continue to reject Christ, this despair will only grow. It is exactly as it should be. I know this is a very hard argument for secularists to accept, so to them I say: just look at it terms of natural selection. These people go against the will of God, which is a miserable and impossible way to live. Therefore, they are being naturally unselected to live on this earth, which is supposed to be testimony and in honor of God. Just as the dinosaurs -- supposedly -- went extinct via natural selection, so too will sinners, one day.

As an aside, I may even be wrong about Mrs. Malkin being incorrect regarding the rightness of the internment camps. For read this about the Japanese suicide clubs. Perhaps it was an indirect result of the internment camps that somewhere, deep down, the Japanese learned about Christ and the greatness of the Biblical God. They'd be able to fully embrace Christianity but for the evil manga and japanimation they constantly watch; and unable to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior, they kill themselves. Or maybe it is an example of why Mrs. Malkine is wrong, for these clubs are surely an example of an inherent goodness in the Japanese, an inherent goodness suppressed by Japanese culture.

A Christian Utopia

2006-06-13T18:57:00.000-05:00

Well now, I sure did appreciate the great insights that Nathaniel had in previous posts concerning the use of humiliation as an effective tool for forcing people to live moral and godly lives. This is a most effective tool indeed! It would work well in practically all public venues: Public schools, churches, the justice system, the workplace, the home, the bedroom, and everywhere in between! You see, because of the Satanic tyranny of liberal activist judges, our government, at all levels, has become far too permissive. There are no longer any moral values codified in our public laws. This is unacceptable!!! Instead of laws that promulgate moral values and Christian virtues, our current system of laws instead promulgates a despicable burdensome Code of Regulations aimed at "protecting the public." Protecting them from what?!! Global warming? Pollution? Monopolies? Corporate Accounting "irregularities"? Securities fraud? HA!!! Every good Christian knows that these things don't exist!!! They are meaningless terms that were invented by liberals, communists, tree-hugging scientists, witches, and activist judges! The current system of laws and regulations is only effective at stealing money from the good, hard-working capitalists, who are God's favored people. Every good Christian knows that the only meaningful protection people need is the protection of the cross, so that they may be saved from eternal hellfire! And if anybody doesn't know this then they need to be brought in line! I believe that the shame and humiliation arising from public scrutiny of people's actions, as well as their thoughts and beliefs, is a most excellent tool for bringing people in line. And I believe the church can help accomplish this goal. Clearly, we must impose harsh corporal punishments in the public square for outright acts of sin and vice, or anything that degrades the moral values of the community, but this isn't nearly enough!!! Clearly, we must eventually find a way of monitoring people's innermost thoughts and beliefs, because your thoughts and beliefs are ultimately responsible for your actions. Therefore, I believe your actions, speech, beliefs, and innermost thoughts are all fair game for examination by the public, the government, and the church to determine of they ultimately degrade the common morality and wholesomeness of the community! So lets forget about this "protecting the public interest and environment" nonsense and instead focus all government authority on protecting the common morality! If we can prevent you from thinking unwholesome thoughts, than that would stop all forms of perversion, creativity, and non-conformist ideology. You may resent the idea of good and wise patriarchs such as myself monitoring your thought and beliefs. Well Tough!!! I don't care what you resent!!! And neither does the Lord!!! We are fighting a cultural war here people - A spiritual war!!! We are fighting a war for the soul of America!!! We can win this war by reorganizing our society into small Christian communities, centered around the community church, where everyone knows everyone, and everyone scrutinizes the actions and the speech of everyone, and talks to others constantly about these actions and speech. Good Christian women can be particularly useful in this regard. That way, any sign of immoral speech or non-conformist behavior will be quickly brought under public scrutiny, and it will be openly discussed and judged in the community, and in the public square, and in church, and that will ensure that any form of immorality or non-conformist behavior is quickly stamped out!!! Ah Yes! That is truly a grand vision of the most perfect Christian society. Just thinking about it inspires a poem....

Good morning good fellows,
What a glorious day!
Good morning Christian fellows,
Hold to virtuous ways!

Good fellows, have you heard?
Have you heard the latest word?
Betsy Ann McGhee,
Was terribly late for church!!

Betsy Ann McGhee,
Oh that Betsy Ann McGhee!
She has yet to find a husband,
Despite the age of twenty-three!!

May all good citizens take heed,
Of that Betsy Ann McGhee,
The church elders will be swift,
In punishing her misdeeds!!

Good Fellows, have you heard?
Have you heard the latest word??
That little sissy Joe Pea,
Wet his bed again last week!!

Sissy Joe Pea,
Oh sissy Joe Pea,
You were born terribly left handed,
And the town must punish thee!!

Have you heard?
Have you heard?
Have you heard the latest word??

Have you heard the latest word,
About Mrs. Francis Bittersby?
Her husband arrived home last week,
And the supper was not served properly!!

We must all sternly watch,
That Mrs. Francis Bittersby,
Lest she forget her proper role,
In the Christian family!!

Have you heard?
Have you heard?
Have you heard the latest word??

The Glories of Vegetable Farms

2006-06-12T21:12:00.000-05:00

I got a few angry responses from my last post and I have to say that I am surprised. I honestly never would have guessed that people so willing to condemn the severely disabled to death would get upset over turning their bodies into something blessed. But I should have known, for people who believe in euthanasia are beyond saving from the grip of the Devil. At the very least I thought they'd subscribe to the old saying, "Waste not want not." In any event, now that I've heard these cries of outrage, I know I've come up with a great idea for the future. And it's made me flesh it out a bit (I'm in the process of writing a new story incorporating it, too). So here's what I'm envisioning:

Just imagine vast fields of our sisters in Christ -- sisters brain damaged and comatosed, never to mentally return to this Earth full of sin -- inserted into pods that are themselves connected to a myriad of wires and hydraulic tubes (I know, it sounds exactly like the Matrix, and I freely admit, although it's certainly a very evil movie, some of the imagery is inspiring and inspired this post). The pods will be the most comfortable places on Earth, playing soothing music like Bible hymns and Mozart, their insides like a massage chair and covered in silk. A few intruding wires and tubes will, of course, have to connect to the women inside the pods to monitor their temperature and overall health, as well as the babies' of those that are pregnant. And of course there will be one tube reserved for the insertion of a man's seed whenever the women are at their most fertile. And only the best semen will be used. I haven't quite settled on a selection process yet, but I'm thinking some sort of Christian council could perhaps vote on the man who is honorable and moral enough to breed generations of these children. Perhaps one man won't be enough, for a little bit of diversity is always good. We should, therefore, most likely have a multitude of different men, one of each race. When the children are born, they can be sent off to special adoption centers, where they can be delivered to good Christian parents who are unable to themselves breed. Those that may be left over can be raised in God, brought up in Christian schools, where prayers are said thrice daily (at least), and in the summer, they can be sent to Jesus camp. If the schools are as good as I envision, then these children will make the perfect leaders for our future. But not just leaders, for if this idea is near as good as I am thinking, we will breed enough of these children to one day make up a huge percentage of our population, such that they can elect only the most Christian of people to the government. So even those that are not the brightest and best can contribute to God in some way.

This is just an aside, but I was recently made to watch this "Japanimation" movie, Legend of the Demon Womb, that also inspired me in a related way. In the movie, there is this device, the Nazi Death Rape Machine, that could certainly be used as a punishment for women who abort children and especially heinous feminists. The machine looks not unlike a spider, and on each of its legs women are attached and molested. If we were to take the murderers that abort children and the severely God-less feminists and knock them over the head until they are sent into a vegetative state much like Terri Schiavo, we could then hook them up to such a machine. But this machine, unlike the one in Legend of the Demon Womb, would not be a monstrous rape machine, but would gently impregnate the sinners. I know most of you will be outraged at the idea, but you -- at least those of you that think it is okay to kill the vegetative -- are hypocrites; for why is it okay to kill brain dead, but not okay to turn their bodies into vessels for life? And that's the beauty of these ideas. We will be creating a culture of life, a culture so powerful that even women who in life turned their backs to God are brought under His wing. Perhaps this all sounds like science fiction, but even Christians have fantasies sometimes...

It's Never Too Late -- Even for Brain Dead Women

2006-06-12T08:56:00.000-05:00

I read this article and it gave me hope. For it is proof that it is never too late for a woman to redeem herself in the eyes of the Lord. Where the activist judges of Florida condemned Terri Schiavo to death, we have the perfect example of why such a decision was evil. Just look at what this woman was able to accomplish, even in a vegetative state. She is a shining example of what can be done with all the brain-dead, vegetative, and/or comatosed women of the world. Rather than debate whether or not to pull the plug, we should be impregnating all of these women and turning them into baby factories. It is, after all, the duty of a woman to bear children and if the technology is available to accomplish such an important mission, then it should be used. Of course no one can be sure, but I am fairly certain that somewhere in the vacant minds of the vegetative each delivered child implants a seed of Christianity such that when the women are finally allowed to die, they will certainly be brought to Heaven. We give the homeless food and shelter, we deliver aid to needy countries across the world -- why should we deny charity to our brain dead women?

Assimilate or Else

2006-06-09T23:02:00.000-05:00

President Bush recently said immigrants need to assimilate. This heroic speech reminded me of the heroes of Star Trek, also known as the Borg. I know the show built them up to be this evil empire, this alien race that sped around space, sucking up -- absorbing, assimilating -- all the universe's biodiversity and eradicating the freedom and differences of all its life forms, but the way I see it, they were really protecting Heaven from the unworthy. For as I'm sure I've mentioned before, there is no such thing as "space"; -no, what exists outside the Earth's "atmosphere" is surely Heaven. The Federation wasn't on this glorious mission of exploration, but instead was on a Satanic mission to invade Heaven. Not that many of the Federation's members believed in Heaven -- Picard, for example, was certainly one of these liberal "intellectuals" that explored space only to prove God does not exist. But what people such as he believed was of no matter to the Devil. And the Borg brought the wrath of God upon these sinners, doing God's work in protecting Heaven from intruders unworthy to even sniff the air of space/Heaven. At the same time they spread their message - certainly the message of the Bible -- and assimilated all those that crossed their path. I'm sure beneath the wires and cuts the "victims" of the Borg were in fact experiencing incredible joy given their newfound closeness to God.

Anyway, after hearing Bush speaking of assimilating illegal aliens into our culture, I was reminded of the Borg and it gave me hope that if perhaps we true Christians could properly organize ourselves we could be to the sinners of this country what the Borg were to the Federation. In fact, we should model ourselves after the Borg, drilling holes in and connecting powerful computer chips to all the world's people. I'm not sure what exactly these things did to the "victims" of the Borg, but in the real world they would certainly program people with wholesome Christian values and the teachings of the Bible. I'm sure the first generation of such technology won't be nearly advanced enough to accomplish such an enormous gift to God; however, it shouldn't be too hard to equip our first computer chips, to program our first version of software to administer shocks and various other types of pain to those that sin and to monitor the general population. Given all that we know about the brain and all the money big pharmaceutical companies have invested in developing mind-altering drugs, it should be equally possible to disable certain pleasure centers and things of that nature in people's minds. I know there will be those of you that doubt me, even among my Christian brothers. But thousands of years ago I'm sure people looked up at the night sky and dreamed of one day landing on the moon, and, apparently, we've accomplished that. Why not assimilation?

FMA? Homosexuals Have Already Won

2006-06-07T23:31:00.000-05:00

I've been hearing a lot about this Federal Marriage Amendment (FMA) of late, and I'm offended. Not because our government has suddenly decided to respond because it's an election year, but because we should really be debating about the various ways we can eradicate the disease of homosexuality just as we talk about cures for cancer. It should be a given that gays can't marry. The only honest debate -- a debate not dictated by the Devil -- is one where we discuss things such as whether homosexuals should be kept in cages, castrated, or marked just as sure as the God-less will be condemned with the Mark of the Beast during the end times. That is why I recently enjoyed the movie X-Men III, for it was definitely an allegory about the problems with homosexuality every good Christian community faces here in America. And that is why I am disgusted about the current debate regarding the FMA and immigration. We are wasting resources sending unmanned drones to patrol our borders with Mexico; this technology should be deployed in places like Dupont Circle (in D.C.), NYC, San Francisco, and France. Surely we could be using this technology to install a Christian way of life throughout this great country of ours. Every time a drone spots a man kissing a man or a man skipping around in public in a dress our police forces could be dispatched to round them up and re-educate them in the ways of the Lord. Just imagine if we put the same efforts we put forth for things such as Social Security and health care -- utterly stupid and worthless ideas only the liberals controlled by the Devil are concerned with -- into destroying sins such as gay-ness. This whole travesty is just a reminder of why our government and the Constitution are useless, and why the Constitution needs to be burned and replaced with the Bible and our Congressmen should be dispatched in favor of Church Elders.

6.6.6.

2006-06-06T20:45:00.000-05:00

I'm not one of these misguided Christians or evil Satanists who attaches Biblical meaning to June 6, 2006 simply because it equals the numbers of the Antichrist. While I know the End Times are inevitable, I don't subscribe to this belief that they will start on a given day, at the very least because I'm pretty sure that the End Times work like the Night of the Living Dead, where Hell gets filled up so the evil dead come back to earth and terrorize it, except, of course, that when Hell gets filled up in real life, the Antichrist comes back and begins the End Times. This being the case, there's no telling when Hell will get overcrowded, for it depends on the choices people make. That is why the good Doctor and I are obsessed with making the world a peaceful Christian place, even if it means horrific punishments, pervasive monitoring, and absolute control over everyone's life to ensure they live the Christian Way. That way we can be sure that people will make the right choices. This is not a fail-safe plan, I know, since just looking at today's society, where good Christians know what it means to be a good Christian and to live righteously, we are still faced with homosexuality, witchcraft, and all manner of sin; and where Satan has brainwashed even the smartest people into believing in freedom and democracy and privacy over the Bible, where women have been empowered to use their natural gift at evil and tricker-y to tempt man towards sin, it is inevitable that at some point we will totally succumb to Satan's ways and Hell will fill up some day. But that does not necessarily mean that today is that day, and given that the day is almost over with no Armageddon in site, I think it's safe to say that I'm right.

But I'm not 100% sure, so I still think it necessary to at least monitor certain things that occur today. Like babies that are born. At first I wasn't able to admit that I could be wrong -- perhaps because I am terrified that I will experience the End Times or that the people I know and love will be left behind to suffer such pain -- but then I saw things like this. Three armed babies are not a sign of good times to come. So I was thinking that it may be necessary to implant microchips in all the babies born today so they can be watched. It is also necessary that these children be brought up in special Christian schools to re-enforce the lessons of the Bible upon them. Every bad, non-conformist deed they commit as children can be met with some form of corporal punishment. This is necessary, for it might, just might, be the case that every baby born on this day is destined to form an Antichrist Army that will terrorize the Christians that are left behind. Perhaps by watching and controlling the movements of such evil beings we can minimize the suffering that Christians will experience during the end times. And if I am wrong, then no harm done, for as long as the microchip-ed live righteous lives they have nothing to worry about. But again, I'm not absolutely sure about this point.

Labor of Love - An Inspirational Message

2006-06-05T23:10:00.000-05:00

What disturbs me most about those of you who disagree with our ideas is that you fail to understand that these ideas are inspired by the love and the goodness of the Lord. You people need to lear this NOW!!! This site is all about God's love and love for our neighbors. That's why its called jesusloveseverything. The reason we take the time to bring our message to you wretched people is because we care so much. Maybe we care a little but too much! And if caring too much is a sin, well doggone it, I guess I'm guilty, and I confess that sin to my Lord and Savior! But you depraved and wretched people need to realize that our ideas are inspired by the love of the Lord. And its only through the love of the Lord that our ideas we can force you to give up your sinful ways, and come under our authority immediately! You people had better see the big picture here! You had better learn the truth! This isn't about your so-called rights and freedoms! This isn't about what You want! The only thing that matters in this world is what's right and good and wholesome, and what is really the truth. And the only way you can learn what's right and good and what really matters is by praying and reading the Good Book, and confessing your sins to Jesus and praying to be saved. And maybe, if you are one of the good ones, you will be saved. And if not, then you are doomed for all eternity because your soul will be cast into the fiery cauldron of hell, where you will be slashed and burned and ripped and torn and whipped and and cut and crushed, and because the soul exists eternally, the eternal cycle of destruction will repeat itself anew!!! And so you will be slashed and burned and ripped and torn and whipped and cut and crushed again!!! And again!!! And again!!! Forever and ever!!! And the cycle will infinitely repeat itself afresh!!! Now bringing these wonderful and glorious messages to you people is a lot of hard work, but I can assure you that it is a labor of love! Yes that's absolutely right - a labor of love! What a truly glorious and wonderful thing!!! It's because of the love of the Lord and our love for our neighbors that we can send messages of hope and good news!!! We will have victory in heaven, if we all come together under one giant tent of Christian fellowship and completely subit unto the moral authority of the bible, which only people like us can bring to the table! Yes, may we all come together, our souls cleansed in the blood of Christ, and assesmbe as a new community under the grand tent of Christian fellowship to assemble at the great supper table for a wholesome supper, where we will feast on the wholesomeness of our good virtues and good deeds and biblical truths

The Fall and Rise of Peter -- Another Story About the End Times (Part II)

2006-06-01T23:07:00.000-05:00

In the days following the Rapture, Peter and Jez spent all their time together. But they did not touch. Never again would they touch, at least not until marriage. That is the way God wants it, they both knew, and not without good reason. For that is how women can control men and lead them to eternal damnation. Already the source of nearly all man’s impure thoughts (unless, of course, the man is homosexual and condemned to eternal hellfire without the help of a woman), all it takes is a single kiss, a single moment of hand holding, even, to enrapture him and trap him with the power of Satan.

But they wanted to touch, they wanted to hold hands, to kiss; and Peter wanted to once again feel Jez’s warmth, her softness, her wetness. But not until they were ready for marriage and children. And they were ready, he knew. How else could you explain his aching need to feel and be felt by her? What Peter did not realize, of course, is that such thoughts could easily be implanted by the Devil, that perhaps his passion was nothing more than lust, lust implanted inside him the very first time he touched her.
In the days following the Rapture, the people left behind began to organize. But with organization came disorganization, as those that realized their disastrous mistake and became true Christians were confronted by another group equally sure that aliens had been responsible for the sudden disappearance of the world’s true Christians. And the alien-loving secularists did not want to hear about Jesus and redemption, nor did they wish to hear about the seven Trumpet Judgments of the tribulation period or the seven Bowl Judgments of God’s fury during the Great Tribulation period. In fact, their minds were so corrupted by the Devil, good Christians were beaten for trying to spread the word of God. At the same time, reports that the United Nations was being handed all the levers of power in the United States made some restless and disturbed, while others – especially the liberals, the homosexuals and witches – happy, as though all the world’s problems could be solved by a One World Government.

And as the days passed, the alien-loving secularists became more and more abusive towards the Christians. The so-called protections of the Constitution applied even less during the turbulent times following the Rapture, and police officers and judges would simply laugh at complaints (and it would get worse, of course). To make matters worse, some people even celebrated the Rapture by fornicating in the street and exposing themselves to children, while homosexuals would walk the streets free to hold hands and kiss. Some even had the nerve to approach children with candy.

Luckily, though, Peter and Jez lived in a town where most people embraced Jesus in the immediate aftermath of the Rapture. They too suffered abuse at the hands of the secularists, but within the first few weeks decided to take action. And Peter listened as some of the newly elected church elders spoke, explaining the duties of all true Christians during the end times. Yes, Christians must attempt to bring as many people as they can to Christ before the Glorious Appearing. But some people’s attachment to the Devil was so strong Christ was an enemy in their eyes . For them, shame and humiliation was the only option, if only to teach those who could still possibly be born again a lesson.

Peter was the first to sign on to the new Christian Strike Force proposed by the church elders. On their first mission, they were able to capture three Mexican gang members. And Peter watched as his team leader burned them with cigarettes. Within a few minutes, one of them was ready to be born again.

Inspired by the scene, Peter, as though guided by God, through one of the remaining non-believers down on the ground. He then pulled out his knife and carved a cross on the man’s chest; and the man screamed in pain. But he would not confess. “Repent!” Peter yelled at him, but he could only mumble in Spanish. So Peter brought his knife up to the man’s eye. And at this the man began to pray out loud to himself. “Si! Si! Yes, yes, I love Jesus,” he then told the men in the room.

The other men in the room were so impressed by Peter, they surrounded the remaining non believer and took turns abusing him. But he would not repent. One Christian soldier even carved off the Mexican’s ear, yet still he would not confess his sins and embrace Jesus. “I love the Devil,” this sinner whispered between screams. So the men decided to bring him before the church elders.

And the elders decided the man needed to be publicly shamed. After much discussion, they described the punishment as follows:
1) first the man was to be brought to the town square and stripped naked
2) then carrots were to be stuck in his mouth and anus
3) after that he was to be caned seven times
4) finally, and just so everyone would know the man was filthy, Christ-less sinner, his nose was to be cut off.

As the punishment was being carried out, most in the crowd were overcome with sadness. Not because the Mexican was suffering great pain, but because his was surely a lost soul. Sobs could even be heard among the people, they cared so deeply for the lost soul.

It was after the public shaming that Peter proposed to Jez, who immediately said yes and broke their unspoken rule never to touch before marriage. But Peter was not mad, for he was filled with joy. And that night they were married.

In the bedroom they kissed, and Peter put his fingers into her. It felt like warm mud. Next he stripped off her shirt, then her underwear. He’d never seen a naked woman before, and it was a wonderful, indescribable experience. The love he felt for her at that moment, he thought, would certainly bring them a night of incredible passion, the kind only true love could create. But as he struggled to enter her, the moment became slightly uncomfortable; and with penetration the moment became even worse, as what once felt like warm mud changed into a sensation of worms crawling around on his manhood. What Peter did not realize was that God had cursed his relationship with Jez. Not because Peter was a bad man, but because: a) Peter, right at the moment of the Rapture, had succumbed to lust and b) Jez was not worthy of Peter. But as he exploded inside her, Peter was oblivious to these facts.

The Fall and Rise of Peter -- Another Story About the End Times (Part I)

2006-05-31T21:21:00.000-05:00

Peter and Jez were in Peter’s room when the good Christians of the world were Raptured up to Heaven. Before hearing the crashes of cars in the distance, before hearing the screams of the distraught looking for loved ones, before discovering that his own parents had simply vanished from the face of the earth, it had been the most wonderful day in Peter’s short life.

They had been sitting on his bed, listening to some rock and roll music Jez always liked to make him listen to. And then she put her hand on his leg and kissed him on the cheek. Before that moment, they had never done anything more than hold hands, for Peter knew God disfavored any type of sexual activity before marriage. Even holding hands kept him up at night sometimes. But that kiss… It felt so perfect. And he knew they would get married eventually. Besides, it wasn’t like they were going to have sex. God couldn’t be that mad…

Peter and Jez had met in Church. She was different than the other girls: the clothes she wore were a little smaller and tighter, and she wore makeup. She was beautiful. And that was not all: sometimes, at Bible study, she would argue with the teacher and other students, explaining that the Bible could not possibly be right about this or that. Peter never agreed with her, but her voice…. it was beautiful.

He had wanted to ask her out on a date since they were fifteen. But he was always too scared. Peter was different than most people, including his fellow Christian soldiers at Church. He was an especially good Christian, believing the teachings of the Bible with his entire heart. Nothing and nobody could convince him that a single word in the great book was incorrect. Teachers and television attempted to sway him toward a path of evil secularism, that God did not create the world in six days or that women were not created from Adam’s rib or that humans evolved from monkeys. And he was the perfect child, never arguing or raising his voice at his parents – at least not since he was first sent to the whipping room when he was seven.

So the idea of dating Jez, the most perfect and beautiful person he had ever laid eyes on scared him. The temptation he would certainly be confronted with haunted his dreams. What if she wanted to hold hands? What if she wanted to kiss? God would be watching, judging, waiting to condemn them both to an eternity of hellfire. God would see anything and everything improper they did; He would know all their impure thoughts. And that made Peter nervous, so nervous, in fact, that whenever Jez would talk to him, he could do little more than stutter.

But then Jez asked him out. They’d gone out on a few dates and had the most wonderful time. On their second date, he gazed into her eyes, took in her perfumed scent and became mesmerized, forgetting his righteous inspired fears to the point where the courage to grab her hand overcame him. So they held hands. And later they shared an awkward kiss. And now here they were, sitting on his bed, doing what the kids call “making out.”

Peter only wanted to kiss her. But within seconds what started as a soft kiss became more and more passionate; and although he started to feel strange, as though someone, someone very powerful – God perhaps – were pulling him away from this sin, he just couldn’t help himself. And then Jez grabbed his hand and put it between her legs, and he could feel a soft wetness on her underwear that scared him. But rather than do the righteous thing, the thing that God certainly wanted Peter to do – pull away from the girl (who was a certainly a whore, Peter now knew somewhere in the recesses of his mind) and slap her for her disregard of the teachings of the Bible – he instead removed his hand and slid it up her shirt until he was touching the soft warmth of breast. And being inexperienced, he wasn’t quite sure what to do, so he took her breasts in both hands and squeezed them; and becoming bored with that, he gently – or so he thought – twisted her nipples like radio knobs until he heard a faint moan.

It was at that moment that millions of people suddenly vanished, Raptured up to heaven, leaving the rest of the world behind. And just as Peter removed his hands from Jez’s breasts, ready to go further, ready to do whatever she wanted him to do, explosions and crashes could be heard all around them, some as close as down the street and some miles off in the distance. With these sudden and horrible sounds of the world’s infrastructure coming to screeching halt, it was as though Peter awoke from a dream; and he pulled away from Jez, looking down at the disheveled mess of a whore, ashamed and frightened and ran down the stairs and out on to the street. But before he even took his first step, he knew what had happened. He knew he’d missed the Rapture, and he knew why (although he wasn’t sure if it was the holding of hands, the kiss, or exploration of her breasts).

What have I done? Peter thought to himself. Out on the street he could see a few cars crashed into other cars and into trees; and in the distance he could see thick plumes of smoke rising up high into the air, while sirens began to blare and cries and shouts could be heard in the houses around him. And Peter dropped to his knees and sobbed.

He could hear Jez’s footsteps as she approached, and suddenly he was angry. At her – at himself, too – but especially her, and rage crawled through his body like an intestinal parasite. Just like Adam in the Bible, he was fooled by a woman’s trickery, and now he’d missed his chance to be Raptured up. His only chance for Heaven was to redeem himself in the eyes of God. But time was not on his side, for Peter knew the tribulation period had begun and he could be killed at any moment. So he did what he knew God would want him to do, what God, he knew, was now whispering in his head for him to do : he hit Jez. First he whirled around and punched her in the stomach, and as she fell backward, he leapt to his feet and stood over her fallen body. Her face was twisted in surprise, but as he knelt to straddle her, a slight smile crosser her lips. And then he slapped her seven times. Not too hard, not so hard that it could have really hurt her, but hard enough to teach her a lesson. When he was finished, all Jez could say was: “I needed that.” And that was when Peter knew he really loved the girl.

You WILL be Pro-Bush!

2006-05-31T14:53:00.000-05:00

In your re-election, God has graciously granted America—though she doesn't deserve it—a reprieve from the agenda of paganism. You have been given a mandate. We the people expect your voice to be like the clear and certain sound of a trumpet. Because you seek the Lord daily, we who know the Lord will follow that kind of voice eagerly. Don't equivocate. Put your agenda on the front burner and let it boil. You owe the liberals nothing. They despise you because they despise your Christ. Honor the Lord, and He will honor you.
- Bob Jones, President, Bob Jones University

Dear Christian fellows. I realize I haven't wrtitten in a while but I've been away on travel learning how to be more judgmental. I wanted to take this opportunity to write about our President, George Bush: I support Bush. I support Bush because I believe that he is a good Christian man. I support Bush because he comes from a good American family, and he is likewise a family man himself. I support Bush because he’s a man of old-time morals. Bush may not have any fancy new-fangled Ivy-league degrees, and he may not use fancy words, but that’s just fine with me. Bush is a true defender of traditional American values. He is always determined to do the right thing. He is a man of his word. He’s a straight shooter all the way who loves his country. He’s a simple man, a plain spoken man, and a man who comes from modest means. Therefore he represents all us real Americans. Bush looks to be the kind of man that ordinary folks could sit down and have beer with, and therefore he is a man you can trust, and the kind of man we want in the White House. He may not have a lot of book smarts, but that’s just fine because a bunch of fancy book smarts ain’t gonna do no nothin to help Christian families who gotta work for a living. I supported Bush because I believe in the right to own and shoot guns, cause gun ownership and shooting is our right, and he isn't gonna allow no wussy-ass screaming liberals to come down here from NY to take away our guns. I also supported Bush because I believe in the bible, and I heard that Bush loves Jesus and that Bush is a man of prayer. I fail to understand why the lessons of the bible aren’t taught in the schools, and I fail to understand why Children aren’t made to recite their prayers in school and behave like good Christian children. But at least we can count on Bush to stop the gays from coming down here from California to take over our towns and communities. And at least we can count on Bush to stop the liberals from taking over our churches and invading our family home. And we can count on Bush to stop the terrorists from attacking our treasured moral values. Bush is the only man strong enough to proudly stand up and defend the country and defend the flag from the terrorists and the liberals. I also supported Bush because I drive a Ford truck, and I believe in the right to own and drive Ford trucks, cause drivin Ford trucks is our right, and Bush isn't gonna allow no wussy-ass tree-huggin liberals to come down here from NY and California to take away my truck and make me drive some small-ass hybrid car.

We Shall Overcome

2006-05-28T23:17:00.000-05:00

I was reading this article and felt a sense of hope. Despite what many readers on this site have said, religious groups do have power, and the facts of the article prove this. But they also prove a couple of other things, too. For one, we Christians are not the only religious group (although we are, of course, the only group that speaks the truth and can get a person to Heaven) fighting for the hearts and minds of the human race. Hindus, Muslims, and Scientologists all lay claim to lost souls; and while they are undoubtedly all hell-bound, they are vigorous in their defense of their beliefs. And so too must we. And noticing how effective these groups have been, we would do well to mimic some of their efforts, putting the fear of God into larger society, such that those who refuse to accept Jesus Christ into their heart will at least be taught to respect those that do and lead good Christian lives, regardless of whether they like it or not. Of course, one of the many things that makes Christianity better than other religions is that we believe in redemption. Only God can play God, which is why the death penalty and terrorism are evil. So unlike some of these heathen religions, we should never use threats of death, but instead more gently shape society with boycotts and book burnings, with random acts of disobedience, where our children suddenly pull out their Bibles and sing hymns during school and laugh at the non-believers, where Christian bosses fire their non-Christian employees, and where Christians everywhere create chaos, generally. And people will fall in line as we take greater control over every facet of their life. Just look at the aforementioned article. The average person just wants to live a comfortable, quiet life -- they don't want to be forced to confront book burnings on the way to work, to lose profits, to deal with any type of sacrifice at all, unless they truly believe in something. And that's the thing about secularists and followers of the Devil, generally: they don't truly believe in Satan and what he stands for (at least most of them); they've simply been tricked and/or enticed to follow his way, because he knows how to appeal to their basest desires. So make your average secularist suffer a little bit, taking a way some income and/or a sense of security, and he will step in line. My proof of this fact is that America has recently accepted torture, has accepted the government spying on them, has supported a ban on flag burning -- all things that, to me at least, seem pretty antithetical to a "freedom" loving nation and all because Americans want to be safe. Don't get me wrong, I don't believe that people are or should be free; in fact, the only freedom I support for anyone is the freedom to worship Jesus Christ and the freedom to select a Church (as long as the Church is officially sanctioned by a Christian government); however, at least as an outsider looking in, you'd think that people who do believe in Democracy and freedom would get a little bit more upset. But they don't; and this makes me laugh a knowing laugh, because I know eventually we will be able to further instill our Christian values into society at large, such that where once we had to boycott and burn books to force non-believers to submit to our will, we can use pain and suffering and humiliation.

Let's Pray They'll All be Ex-Gay

2006-05-28T21:36:00.000-05:00

One of the biggest scams brought to us by the liberal media and their secularist Devil cult is that homosexuality is not a disease. And to propagate this myth, they've used every means at their disposal to prevent we Christians from spreading the truth to susceptible children and teenagers -- that to be gay is a sin against God and unholy and filthy. Just read this article about it (the link is a summary -- you may have to register with the latimes.com to see the whole thing). Then read this one for an opposing view written by a so-called conservative.

Notice how the article describes places like Maryland, where truthtellers such as myself are prevented from even mentioning that a person does not have to embrace their so-called homosexuality, but can fight it and cure it. What are they scared of? I'll tell you what scares them: that their strangle-hold over the minds of our children will be broken. For essentially, the Devil has used the American school system as a training ground for worshipping him. And this being the case, I'm afraid that the methods places like Exodus and Focus on the Family recommend to keep children from becoming gay, while helpful, are not nearly enough. Sure, fathers playing rough and tumble games with their children may have some effect, but children need to know: become gay and face the wrath of God. And this message needs to be backed up with spanking, with summers at Jesus camp, with mandatory prayer and Bible readings. At every step, there must be at least some hint of the suffering and pain that will follow should a child choose a life of sin. It would be especially helpful if the people that chose the gay life-style were publicly humiliated and forced to walk the streets in shame. I'm thinking something along the lines of being forced to wear ballerina outfits and bright red high-heel shoes. Of course, my mind isn't set in stone on this point -- somebody is more than welcome to offer a better idea.

Zhongguo -- The Middle Kingdom Rises Again!

2006-05-23T20:52:00.000-05:00

I'm a student of Chinese history, believe it or not, and China was the most advanced nation on Earth for thousands of years. They invented the first movable printing press, before Gutenberg, fireworks and explosives; and they built the Great Wall, as well as various other incredibly advanced things, like a canal system linking the North and the South. They may even be responsible for the founding of Japan, for there is a legend that the "first" emperor, Qin Shi Huang, sent an army of 100,000 men in search for eternal life, men that never returned and were rumored to have settled on the Japanese islands.

But God recognized the greatness of the Christian west and gave us the power to eventually conquer and humble Middle Kingdom. And we owe it all to our love of Jesus. But what God giveth, He also can take away; and I'm afraid that as Europe and America reject Christ, expelling him from schools and the public square, generally, we are witnessing the rise of China again. They just completed the Three Gorges dam, for example. I know environmentalists hate the project, but they are blinded by Satan. This dam is the perfect example of what we were commanded by God to do -- take dominion over the Earth, squeezing it of everything it has to offer. And now they are making rain. Just think of the implications! They could recreate the Great Flood, and drown the Earth if they so chose. And they just may. For as they embrace capitalism, it is inevitable that the invisible hand will guide them to Christ. They, like true Christians here in the West, will be sickened by the filth and sin they see around them. Hopefully they will be foresighted enough to use their technology to work toward bringing Heaven to Earth, recreating the Great Flood and drowning sick societies like Canada and Europe. And if America is to remain great, they'd do well to join China in such endeavors. It's not as though we've been sitting still. Look at Pat Robertson, for example. And if China becomes truly Christian, perhaps they could be trusted with the android technology recently invented by the Koreans. It's a stretch, I know. The government of China still persecutes Christians, after all. And while I would love for America to continue as a Christian nation, I'm afraid democracy and the Devil have too corrupted us, such that we have lost favor with God. And as a Christian, in the end, I don't care what nation brings Heaven to Earth; I just want the world to find favor with God.

If You Want to Live in a Christian Paradise...

2006-05-19T21:23:00.000-05:00

Go here.

Reading things like that make me proud to be an American. How can we possibly tell other countries in the world, places like Egypt and Saudi Arabia, how to live when we ourselves are so overrun by sin and filth? These countries don't look to us as their moral compass precisely because we do not punish those who lack the morals to be good members of society. And couples who cohabitate without being married are immoral and a black eye on society. Forget fining them or even evicting them, for there are other God-less towns in America in which they can live; instead, they should at least be forced to live in some sort of sinners' shantytown. I mention said shantytown because I've been watching that HBO show, Big Love (in preparation for my Church's War on Polygamy), and the polygamist cult lives in such a town, and it seems perfect for people who live in sin. We could also force the couple to marry, or we could rip them apart and marry the woman off to a church elder while sending the man off to a re-education camp. These, of course, are just ideas; I'm sure there are people much more creative than I that can come up with even better ideas with which to bring Heaven on Earth and punish those that pollute our society with their moral relativism, those that flaunt their disbelief in the Bible and Satanic thoughts by living in sin right next to our churches, our children.

America is Still the Greatest Nation on Earth

2006-05-18T12:25:00.000-05:00

Yes, I criticize America, but not because I hate it. In fact, I love America with all of my heart and believe it is God's favorite country in the world. Just look at how he has blessed us in our short history, obviously looking favorably upon our Christian ways. And just look at how he has thrashed us of late, bogging us down in Iraq, destroying that bastion of sin, New Orleans, with a hurricane, and threatening our position of world dominance such that we may soon become a groveling, worthless nation like France. It is important that we see our recent misfortune and recognize that it is a direct result of the secularist, homosexual, and witchcraft-ian agenda being advanced in the country. But right now, I'm tired of trashing this country I love so dearly. Instead, I'm going to use this post to point out that, despite our flaws, we are fighting the good fight against the Devil's work that takes place here. For example, look at this site, specifically the world prison population .pdf. America currently leads all nations in # of prisoners per 100,000 people. That means it is leading the world in locking up its sinners, a fact that we should be proud of. You can't tell me that at least 50% of the average nation's population are not God-less or God-ly heathens, refusing to accept Jesus into their heart. These people , then, are certainly being led astray by the Devil and are more than likely committing crimes worthy of punishment. This being the case, our prison population should be much larger. But a nation can always do more to fight crime and instill morals in its population. We should simply be proud that thus far we're doing the best job on Earth. Not that I want this to go to our head, such that we put down our guard and allow Satan to advance his agenda. No, but every once in awhile it is good to step back and feel proud at the job we are doing.

Pat Robertson the Visionary

2006-05-18T12:02:00.000-05:00

I know I said I was back in my last post, and I am; but unfortunately I have my sister in town this week, which is taking up most of my attention. She has required a lot of prayer, due to her disposal of Jesus from her life, and I fear for her eternal soul. Certainly, she, like every woman, is in need of a good Christian man to lead her away from damnation, someone who can be gentle yet be willing to punish her with a good slap (open handed, of course) when needed.

Anyway, this was in the news yesterday, and it made me very troubled yet excited -- troubled because I fear the wrath of God will soon be upon us and excited because I too have been sensing that God would unleash His anger upon America in the form of tsunamis. Not that I am claiming to be the visionary that Pat Robertson has proven to be, but I believe my constant prayer and attention to being a good Christian has left me with an ability to sense what's on the mind of God. It is He who has pushed me to keep this site alive, to keep pushing through with His message, despite all the disbelief and Satanic comments that stream through; and now, like Pat Robertson, I am being clued in to His plan of punishment for America.

I'm Back

2006-05-15T13:47:00.000-05:00

Yes, I am back from my travels and more inspired than ever. Working in soup kitchens, baptizing newborns and adults alike, and teaching the Bible to children can do that to a man. But so too can spending 48 hours on various planes sitting next to obese men and women on each leg of my journey, forced to endure their stench and rolls of fat invading my personal space. Given that I've already revealed the evils of the obese, I am quite sure that this unfortunate turn of events is the direct result of this post -- a little reminder from Satan that he is watching me. But I will not be swayed. I can endure, just as I endure all manners of sin and filth infiltrating the good Christian communitiies of America. And I will fight, as well. First, let's look at what the airlines are doing about it. Luckily, we crusaders for Christ have a friend in Southwest airlines and should support the airline accordingly. Virgin Atlantic, on the other hand, is clearly the Devil's airline of choice. Not only does it tolerate the obese on its airplanes, giving passage to soldiers of the Devil, it has been named something sacred -- i.e. Virgin -- and turned it into a sex-ed up commodity, like cell phones and airplanes. It is decidedly un-Virgin-like, and makes a mockery of peoples' decisions to remain pure. I recognize the irony, and irony is for the Devil. In the end, though, simply disallowing the obese from boarding airplanes is not enough. We must ostracize them the same way homosexuals and witches need to be ostracized. At the very least, there needs to be a fat tax, where people over a certain weight are forced to pay at least twice as much as the average, God-fearing Christian. This tax should be levied on all sinners, really, but until we have the technology to look into peoples' hearts and know what God they believe in, we are limited by technology. Eventually, though, I would like to see something akin to the John Waters' movie, Desperate Living, where society's delinquents live in a special town, driven from the good people of America. Anyway, now that I am back, I will do the best I can in catching up to your comments and criticisms.

Replacement Parts

2006-05-05T12:18:00.000-05:00

The Koreans have done something that is either very dastardly or very good, and at the moment I'm not sure which. This robot they've created - EveR - is the work of scientists, so my gut instinct is to distrust it; however, the idea that we could one day create a perfect walking, talking female robot strikes me as a good thing, if only because keeping one around the house that serves as a role model for our wives and daughters, teaching them that the true duty of women, according to the Bible, is to serve their husbands, could be infinitely valuable. Also, if we can one day advance the technology enough, we could eventually create an army of machines that worships the Lord Our God, programming our robots to respect and obey the Bible. They could then serve as enforcers and ensure that Americans are going to Church, praying, etc., and they could even immediately administer the appropriate punishment. It would be much like the Virtue Police one finds in Saudi Arabia or in the old Taliban-ed Afghanistan, except our robots would truly be doing good, because they would not be worshipers of a heathen religion like Islam. At the same time, we'd have engineered an army that glories God, which our Lord would surely love.

But then I can't help but to think of the potential consequences, namely that our women will become lazy because they will have a robot to boss around. And there's also the possibility that men will prefer the robots to the women, especially since machines cannot get pregnant. This will deprive women of their opportunity to repent for original sin, while affording men the opportunity to lust without facing the consequences of children. And finally, if woman was made spiritually corruptible and inferior because she was made from the rib of a man, just imagine what could be done to robots that are made by men. The consequences could be grave, indeed. Ah, you see, having realized this last conclusion, I've now determined that these androids are a terrible idea; and all of you should also notice how I was immediately drawn to the "promise" of science, nearly corrupted by the possibility of doing good when, in fact, science is rarely capable of such a thing. This is why, as I've argued before, science should only be in the hands of true, virtuous Christians, and not Koreans, unless, of course, they are Christian.

Turning Our Children Into an Army For Christ

2006-05-04T10:31:00.000-05:00

I don't have much time to pontificate, but I found this article, which believers and non should all read.

These Jesus camps are a brilliant idea. Children have very open minds and can be guided more easily toward both good and evil. If we all send our children away to these camps during the summer, rather than plop them in front of the television or take them to God-less, pornographic movies, we can harden their minds against the Devil.

In fact, these camps are good idea for adults, too, especially known sinners. I envision something like the labor camps we've heard so much about in North Korea and China, except by no means would these spiritual criminals be treated like slaves, but instead guided by an iron fist toward the light of our Lord and Savior.

Honorable Justice

2006-05-02T16:41:00.000-05:00

The man you see pictured here is that of none other than the honorable Judge Roy Moore, former Chief Justice of the Alabama State Supreme court. He was one of the last remaining honorable justices to hold the bench - One of the last remaining defenders of what is morally and ethically right. But alas, he was brought down by a rotten-to-the-core liberal activist tyrant in the form of a federal district court judge and a compromising Alabama state court oversight commission because he would not compromise in the execution of his duties by obeying the unlawful, evil, and tyrannical order of the federal district court to remove the 10 commandments from the courthouse. Such liberal activist tyrant judges like the one that brought down the honorable Judge Roy Moore are legion in our modern-day legal system, and they are destroying our treasured way of life.

I am fully aware of the fact that there are forms of popular music and culture which are far worse than Pump Up the Jam, Smashmouth, and NKOTB (the music I preached about before). There is no limit to the depths of depravity to which people can sink when our society is controlled by liberals, secularists, witches, and activist judges. I try to insulate myself from these influences, to the extent possible, by constantly reading the bible and only listening to old-time country bible hymns and only thinking good wholesome thoughts. Therefore, I am not up to date on the current level of depravity. Clearly anyone who listens to the type of evil garbage that was quoted in the comments on my rock music post (like NIN or Led Zeplin) is hopelessly lost, and short of divine providence, there is no hope for them. I recognize that they can’t be influenced in favor of old-time morals and traditional Christian values. I believe in fighting the battles that can be won, and these battles are being fought in Christian homes, where the parents allow the type of music that I wrote about. (Christian homes would never allow NIN to be played in the home, but they do allow things like pump up the jam, smash mouth, and NKOTB.) Because the most depraved sinners can’t be influenced to lead moral lives, the only real solution for saving our society would come from enacting laws that ban all forms of rock music, with varying penalties for listening to it, depending on the level of depravity of the music being listened too. This would bring down those of you who live under the cover of immorality once and for all!!!

However, the ultimate blame for the depravity that exists in our modern society lies not with those of you who indulge in these obscenities. Those of you who listen to rock music are, in a sense, victims of a liberal, secular, permissive, and immoral government and legal system. Ultimately, I blame the state of our culture and our society on tyrannical activist judges. As I said, my post about rock music was meant to reach Christian homes where the parents allow the type of music I wrote about. Those who are hopelessly depraved (because they listen the NIN, Led Zeplin, and other unspeakable things) are hopelessly lost and cannot be reached, and therefore require laws and government enforcement to prevent their immorality from affecting the righteous: people who live in small country towns, Christian homes, Christian families, and go to church. The reason this legal remedy has not come to pass is due to the tyranny of liberal activist judges. Therefore, I blame evil, liberal, tyrannical, activist judges for the depravity that exists in our culture!!! These out-of-control tyrant judges are on a reckless Satanic rampage aimed at destroying our treasured moral values! They are trying to rewrite our laws such that our society ultimately turns into a society of punk rockers, hip hoppers, and club hoppers. Why?? Because, behind those black robes and the intellectual demeanors and Ivy league credentials are reckless promotors and consumers of pop culture that want to "get their freak on" and "party down" just as much as the rest of you, and all at the expense of Christian values! They must be brought down!!! They must be cast out!!! They must be replaced by good, strict, stern, solemn men of the church - Men with moral courage and an unyielding commitment to righteousness! The honorable Judge Roy Moore, former Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court fits the bill. But just having the 10 commandments in the court isn’t nearly enough! I believe that our courts of law and our churches must be consolidated into one institution that would serve the exact same function. And that function is the public judgement, condemnation, and punishment of sin and vice. I fail to understand various aspects concerning why we as a nation are not currently moving in this direction. I fail to understand why we, as a people, allowed our once good and proper Christian society to be overtaken by punk rockers, hip hoppers, club dancers, liberals, secularists, witches, and activist judges. I fail to understand.....I fail to understand....Oh woe unto you who seek to destroy our old-time morals and our righteous way of life. I end this post with an important excerpt from my inspirational poem "Let the Fire Fall!"

A wall of judicial tyranny,
A grotesque judicial wall,
Let it Fall Now, Christian Soldiers!
Christian Soldiers, Let it Fall!

Abandoned by a government,
That seeks only compromise,
The tyrannical walls form a wicked house,
A wicked house of lies!

Woe unto ye inhabitants,
Of this wicked house of lies,
Ye will answer before the judgement throne,
For your treasonous Satanic ties!

Away From My Desk

2006-04-29T15:52:00.000-05:00

Dearest readers -- I have been away on travel and won't be back for a couple of weeks. I'm going to do my best during this time to keep the site updated with words of wisdom and tales of the Devil's trickery, as well as respond to all of your comments, but you may find the site lacking its usual depth of divine inspiration. As a result, I suggest you all comment between yourselves and answer a few questions I've been meaning to ask you all (don't feel like you need to answer all of them):

1)do you accept the fact that the Bible is Word of God?

2)do you believe Jesus Christ is the son of God?

3)if you don't believe 1) but believe 2), how do you reconcile the two beliefs?

4)do you believe in Heaven and/or Hell, and what do you think they're like (assuming you believe in them)?

5)in the alternative to 4), what do you think happens to us after death?

6)if you don't believe in the Bible, God, Jesus, and/or the Devil, how do you define good and evil?

Shame and Humiliation -- A Lesson For Children

2006-04-27T16:16:00.000-05:00

shame, shame,
shame on you!

hellbound child
you are
lost, lost --
lost and wild!

like a king
on this earth,
you are
mighty, mighty --
mighty and powerful

but naked, shivering,
before the Lord
you, you
shall fall
on His sword!

shame, shame,
shame on you!

but:

it's not too late!
too late,
too late
to avoid this fate!

Learn humility
or be humiliated:

stoning,
moaning,
trapped and groaning,
Hell awaits,
Hell awaits!

ripped,
stripped,
broken and whipped,
Hell awaits,
Hell awaits!

torn,
worn,
crushed then reborn,
Hell awaits,
Hell awaits!

but:

it's not too late!
too late,
too late
to avoid this fate!

cleanse the Earth,
punish sinners:

hang them,
burn them
until you turn them
to the Lord,
to the Lord!

cut and smother them,
smash and pain them
until you chain them
to the Lord,
to the Lord!

finally:

read the Bible,
don't dare sin,
love the Lord
and be born again!

otherwise:

ashamed, ashamed!
you will stand
before the Lord
and fall, fall,
fall on His sword!

Sex in a Spray, Devil in a Bottle

2006-04-25T07:35:00.000-05:00

We are surrounded by sex; it's on television, in music, on billboards, all slickly packaged by the Devil so we can be tempted into his arms. There was a more perfect time when husbands and wives did not even sleep in the same bed, lest they be tempted into fornication for pleasure rather than baby-making, and this was a time when America was great and all-powerful. People who dared express sexuality were castigated, such that all sexual perversion was scared out of our God-fearing, Christian society. Homosexuality was driven deep underground, and rarely did one see women and men living together who were not married. Sexually transmitted diseases? Those were for whores and their God-less lovers.

Then came the dirty hippies and their witchcraft, taking LSD, smoking pot, sleeping with one another the way animals do in the wild. Subliminally brainwashing children with their Devil rock music, they were able to open the minds of an entire generation to Satan, so where once people like Jessica Simpson would be stoned for being a whore, she is now held up as a role model for women.

But of course the Devil never rests, and he is currently working on many more ways with which to corrupt our society into fornicating itself to eternal damnation. None other than his most loyal of servants are on the task: scientists. Just look at this new scientific development -- sex in a spray! Certainly, it will be used by all manner of perverts, and it is only a matter of time before they begin spraying it on our children to tempt them into illicit relationships that lead to only one place: HELL. But not according to scientists. According to them, sex is good for us! It even prevents disease. To prove them wrong, we should send all the scientists to Africa, where they can copulate with locals. When they come back ridden with AIDS, their lies will be exposed for all to see.

Oh, but even worse: the Catholic Church, after years of lying in wait, drawing unaware Christian souls to it, is revealing its true colors as an instrument of the Devil. For years they told us that condoms were bad -- and rightly so, since, as I've said before, sex is only for marriage and only for producing children -- but now they are changing their position because of diseases like AIDS. And this is a clear affront to God, who condemns sinners with such diseases. It is only natural that those who abuse God's gift of childbirth experience pain and suffering, and trying to prevent it is a thumb in His eye. We should be giving diseases to fornicators, not preventing them. But we Christians can take solace in the fact that no condom in the universe will work in Hell. Sinners could wrap their entire bodies in condom and would still never escape eternal damnation and suffering.

With all of this going on, it is imperative that the true Christians of America unite and cast out this temptation of Satan. Luckily, some places are recognizing this duty.

Jesus Loves Shame and Humiliation

2006-04-22T16:14:00.000-05:00

My brothers and sisters in Christ never fail to amaze me! As you all know, I've advocated using the tools of the Devil against Satan and his followers. One way is to incorporate the evil devices scientists have created into our own arsenal to spread the Word of God and to protect ourselves from further influence from the Devil. Another is to adopt some of their manipulative methods. And here is a perfect example of my brothers and sisters in action. Of course, the site I've linked to is planned parenthood, a group where many of its members eat fetus and placenta as part of weird satanic rituals, and of course the site complains about our Christian trickery, but my-oh-my have we behaved righteously. There is nothing wrong with duping those about to commit attempted murder, for they have been duped by the Devil into thinking it's okay to literally suck the life out of the unborn. I'm especially proud that the Christians responsible for this deception-of-life took the initiative to shame and humiliate the teenager by calling her parents' work, talking to her friends at school, and calling the police. Shame and humiliation are the perfect punishments for crimes against God, for it's exactly what the Hell-bound will experience for an eternity -- that and an infinite amount of pain and suffering. In the days of yore, shame and humiliation were encouraged. Just read the Scarlet Letter; just look to history and read about the public hangings and executions, about the tortures that would leave people permanently disabled and disfigured. There would be no need for jails, for we would all be too frightened to commit crimes. We would all cling to our belief in God and live righteously. Just thinking about it has inspired me to go write another poem. I'm thinking it will be for children, since they are especially susceptible to S&H. I will, of course, post it when I am done.

Jesus Loves the UK

2006-04-22T13:37:00.000-05:00

Despite the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812, America owes its life to Britain. They may have been fleeing England in search of religious freedom, but America's first settlers were instilled with the glorious values of the Bible in Britain, as well as the imperialist dreams and ingenuity that have made the United States what is today. And for that we owe England everything. We've come to their aid in time of war -- and this was important, no doubt -- but we've watched in silence as the UK was overrun by secularists and witches and homosexuals. We've suffered as Britain undertook a new age of imperialism and colonization, that of sorcery and witchcraft as evidenced by Harry Potter. And I've prayed for them, hoping upon hope that America would undertake a new Marshall plan for the souls of our brothers. Well, I'm proud to report that my prayers may have been answered. Blessed capitalists from England and Australia are paying back God's kindness by spreading His word throughout our brother country. One has been so successful, he's been able to teach the Word of God in state schools, something that would be unheard of here in the US. If this trend continues -- and I don't say this lightly -- we Christians here in America may have to start praying that Britain re-colonize us and force the Word of God upon the American public that has become so hypnotized by the Devil. What I really hope for, though, rather than such a drastic approach to the problem of Devil-infiltration is that someone like J.K. Rowling will see the light and publish a new series of books about a young Christian soldier who fights the Devil by confronting his homosexual, witch, scientist followers at state school. An interesting twist would be a final battle between the good Christian boy and Harry Potter. It would be even more interesting if the boy, in the end, were able to win Hermione's heart and make her abandon witchcraft in favor of raising children. Hmm. In fact, I'm so enamored by this idea, maybe I will write it. I will pray about it for awhile and get back to you...

In Honor of the 100th Post: an inspirational poem

2006-04-20T16:34:00.000-05:00

This is the 100th post on Jesus Loves Everything, and I have to say that the good doctor and I are proud. We've not only enjoyed sharing in our love of the Lord with fellow believers, but we've also learned a lot from and loved sharing the word of God with non-believers. Let's just all pray together that we'll have another 100 posts. No! 10000!. Anyway, in honor of this truly inspiring event, I've written an inspirational poem that is also a true story about how I came to Christ. As usual, it is limited by my lowly abilities as a poet, but I am sure the love that went into it should inspire all -- believers and non, alike:

Thank God For Jesus (a true story)

I was blind once.
Once.
But I saw the light
In a pool of blood.
My own.

Thank God for Jesus!
For Jesus,
For Jesus love me,
He loves me!

I died once.
Once.
Attacked in the shower,
Skull opened wide,
Drowned.

But thank God for Jesus!
For Jesus,
For Jesus love me,
He loves me!

Jesus touched me once.
Once.
He took me to Hell,
Where I saw my future.
In torture chambers:

Chambers of pain,
Chambers of suffering,
Chambers of crushed bones,
Of flayed skin
Of amputations,
Of whippings,
Of burnings,

People strung up on hooks,
Like fish.
People strapped to carving machines,
Like chicken.
People raped by demonic devices and creatures,
Like sinners.

Thank God for Jesus!
For Jesus,
For Jesus love me,
He loves me!

And I awoke forever.
Forever!
My Bible a shield.
Against sin.
My Bible a sword.
Against wickedness,
And the wrath of God
The wind at my back.

Thank God for Jesus!
For Jesus,
For Jesus love me,
He loves me!

The Invisible Hand Brings Christ to India

2006-04-19T15:46:00.000-05:00

This story tickled my soul, which is to say that it brought joy to my heart. I've always had great faith that the invisible hand associated with Adam Smith and capitalism was actually the hand of God, and reading about women in India selling their wombs to the rich as surrogate mothers was just another notch in my belt of faith. For you see India, once a socialist country under the corrupt spell of Communist Russia and the Devil, is also a heathen nation, populated by mostly Hindus and Muslims; however, it recently has embraced capitalism, such that the invisible hand was sure to touch it and bring Christ into the arms of all Indians. This surrogate mother story is just a start. Right now India's embrace of Christianity is just in its infant stages, such that I'm sure many don't even know who Jesus is. But the fact that women are selling their wombs to produce children for the rich and barren of the West shows that somewhere deep down Indian women's souls are calling out for Christ. Just look at the way they are offering themselves up to do their duty as women and repent for original sin by bearing children.

There are two things that worry me, though. First is that Christianity will not be allowed to take root in India. India as an economic, capitalist power is still in its nascent stages, so the invisible hand's hold on India's people is still tenuous. If Hindus persist in persecuting Christians, I am sure India will return to the days of abject poverty and starvation that once made it the butt of jokes here in America. This also would not bode well for the children being raised in the wombs of Indian women. The fetuses will be deprived of Christ during their 9 month stay, so who knows what type of children will be born. The other thing that worries me is that all women of America will use Indian women as birth mothers rather than do the duty themselves. Women here have already shirked their responsibilities as women, seeking powers that God reserved for men, refusing to cook and clean, speaking when not spoken to, etc. etc. Plus, American women are entirely too concerned with gaining and losing weight during and after pregnancy, so it will be their natural inclination to pass this burden on to te third world. But all in all, I'm very happy about what's happening in India and you should be too.

Rock Music is Evil

2006-04-18T16:17:00.000-05:00

Well now Christian soldiers, I have not yet taken the opportunity to preach specifically about the evils of rock music, particularly this so-called alternative Rock music that’s listened to by all of these so called "Xtreme" teens out there. Now, before I begin, I want to warn all of you that I will be exposing some very dangerous sinful lyrics. The reason I call the lyrics dangerous is because these lyrics are so sinful and evil that they would most certainly lead your "Xtreme" teenaged children down the path toward eternal damnation. Yes!!! - That’s Right!!! - This kind of music, if left unchecked by righteous parental authority (whippings, intimidation, humilation, whipping room visits, being covered in spiders) will result in your children’s souls being doomed to eternal hellfire. Think of it! The unbearable heat, the endless tortures, the infinite terror - forever AND EVER!!! That is your children’s future if they are permitted to listen to this garbage. It must be prevented at all cost!!!

Now, I am going to quote you some of these alternative rock music and dance music lyrics. You will not believe what you are about to hear. Nothing can prepare you for the fact that human beings could have sunk so low in wretched depravity to write songs such as this. Furthermore, these are just the lyrics! The actual music is far worse, because it combines the lyrics with tunes and beats that are clearly the inspired work of the Devil! And Praise Be - Please Remember! I am quoting these lyrics not because I like to quote rock lyrics, but for the greater good!!! I am quoting them as a dire warning, for the sake of virtue and good old-time moral values! Therefore, Christian soldiers, I give you the evil rock lyrics!

Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid,
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin stars break the mold

How horrible was that?! A song that encourages children "get the show on", and also encourages them to "break the mold" by becoming "shootin stars". What horrible blasphemy! But if you think that was bad, it is nothing compared to this!!!

Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look at here the crowd is jumpin'
Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
Seek us that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad
I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my dayI don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day Make my day

What a truly evil song that encourages teenagers to engage in "Xtreme" dance moves and obscene acts on the dance floor. Do they have no shame? They should be tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail!!! May the good Lord grant us the supreme legal authority to ban these obscenities across our great land! It’s because of evil, tyrannical, activist judges that these obscenities are allowed to be produced and marketed to our children! And if you think that is bad, than now here this!!!

We know you've heard this beat many, many times
But we bet you've never heard it with such a vicious rhyme
A rhyme with class and plenty of clout
To show you sucher M.C.'s what it's about We hear the same stories everywhere we go
Hey, it's Nynuk who stole the show
So for all you party people who are in a state of shock
We're The New Kids On The Block!
Chillin' on the corner, the first day we arrived
From the looks of the hoods, we didn't think we'd survive Second day we were there, we were walking down the street
With a rhyme in mind and a funky beat

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: They should be tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail!!! We must bring down the evil, tyrannical, activist judges, and replace them with good, strict, solemn, old-time, righteous, God-fearing men of the church so that we can stop these obscenities from infesting our towns and our homes!

Fat People are a Sign of the End Times

2006-04-17T18:47:00.000-05:00

Yes, we've heard a lot recently about the obesity epidemic. All over the world people are getting fatter and fatter. And this is a symptom of a larger problem -- the Devil's mastery of our basest desires. Appealing to these, he has reached to the glutton in all of us, sucking the soul away of the Christ-less just as they suck on milkshakes and fries. It's not just food, it's sex and violence and freedom. A little bit of each can be a good thing, for we need them to follow the will of God: sex for making more children; violence for keeping our wives in line and converting heathens and heretics to the word of God; and freedom to worship Jesus as God would have us do. The Devil knows this; and using the myriad of tools at his disposal -- the liberal media, witchcraft, activist judges, and fast food restaurants -- he is corrupting our souls with the things we need most to properly honor the Lord God. In heaven, there would be no cravings, no desire to eat, fornicate, fight, or protest than is absolutely necessary; but ever since Eve gave into the Devil and seduced man, we have been confronted by temptation, and now with mass media and fast food restaurants we are bombarded by it. So we crave and crave. Those of us that have truly accepted Lord Jesus Christ as our Savior, though, can fight these cravings; but the weak minded, Jesus-less are helpless to it. Luckily, God is perfect and all-knowing, such that He designed our bodies to alert the faithful to the demonic among them. So when you see a fat person, know that he or she has not given himself/herself to Christ. And notice how we are seeing more and more of the obese -- this is certainly a sign that the antichrist is ready to appear and bring the end times upon us. It may not be too late for the fat, though, so it is imperative that we do what we can to bring them to our side before it is too late. One way is to mandate a diet based on the Bible. Of course there should also be mandatory Bible lessons for everyone, no matter what age (even the faithful need reinforcement). We should also burn fast food restaurants to the ground, as they are obviously tools of the Devil. I've also been marinating on the idea that stomach stapling surgery should be forced upon everyone that is overweight; however, I am reluctant to throw my weight behind the idea, because there's a chance that these people won't come to Christ and, as skinny people, will be able to infiltrate the side of Christ during the tribulation period. On the other hand, having their body drained of the toxins fed them by the Devil may open their mind to the idea that Jesus is the son of God. Plus, if we cure them of obesity while preaching the Bible, the fat may be almost miraculously drawn to Christ. Obviously, experiments could and should be run to test this. At the very least, we faithful must talk to the fat among us and let them know that their weight is a symptom of their acceptance of the Devil. And we also need to ostracize them at the same time. There should be no accommodation for their inability to find a seat on an airplane or fit between bus aisles.

Abortion Poem V: The Scalping Dance

2006-04-13T14:26:00.000-05:00

I think I mentioned in an earlier post (the one about manifest destiny) that Indians have promised to perform abortions in South Dakota should the anti-abortion law stand. Well, that angered me so much, God blessed me with the inspiration to write a poem about it. Here it is:

The Scalping Dance

Pow wow wow wow
Pow wow wow wow
HOW HOW!

Indian chief,
Indian chief
Scalping, scalping
Innocence thief!

Feather in his hair,
Evil spirits in the air,
He dances, dances
A fire dance,

The flames
Rising,, rising
They rise

And feed and feed
Because a woman
Will bleed.

And rising, rising
In approval
The flames rise
For a removal.

Indian chief,
Indian chief
Scalping, scalping
Innocence thief!

Laughing, laughing
He tears the womb,
The woman now a tomb
And dances, dances
His fire dance,

The flames
Rising, rising
They rise

Jumping and leaping
For the sacrifice,
Satan’s sign
Of spite for Christ.

Indian chief,
Indian chief,
Scalping, scalping
Innocence thief!

His turquoise beads dangle,
His weathered hands strangle,
And he dances, dances
A fire dance,

The flames
Rising, rising
They rise

Sparkling, crackling
At the fetus’s belly
In his hands
Sticky like jelly.

Indian chief,
Indian chief,
Scalping, scalping
Innocence thief!

His blade slices the head
And its blood runs red,
And he dances, dances
A fire dance,

The flames
Rising, rising
They rise

Lighting up the sky
As the fetus is drained and squeezed
Into a cauldron
And Satan smiles, pleased.

Indian chief,
Indian chief,
Scalping, scalping
Innocence thief!

He mixes it into a potion,
Rubbing it on like lotion,
And he dances, dances
A fire dance,

The flames
Rising, rising
They rise

Fueled by hate
And the mother’s sin
A trail of tears
Left in their wake

Pow wow wow wow
Pow wow wow wow
HOW HOW!

A Comment on Women (Why More than 25% need to be beaten)

2006-04-11T15:41:00.000-05:00

Apparently 25% of married Syrian women have been beaten. At least according to the UN -- not exactly the most trustworthy organization, given that it will be the vehicle that antichrist uses in his rise to power. But let's assume it's true, and let's assume it's true for all women, in general. Immediately one must question whether 25% of women being beaten is a bad thing, simply because the UN, with it's "study," implies that it is. Anything the UN says is good must be bad, and vice versa. So if the UN is saying that what's happened is bad, then it's most likely good, unless, of course, they have released this study for some other purpose without regard to the morality of the facts, like to hide a nefarious plot to steal the United States' sovereignty.

In this case, I think the fact that women are being beaten is good, but we could be doing better. And here's an example of why. Yet again we are given another example of the inherent differences between men and women, and yet again the inherent differences reveal the inferior, prone-to-evil nature of women. The fact that men are effected more greatly than women by amphetamines is proof that men's brains are naturally more innocent than women's. Man is profoundly effected because he is inherently good and meant to experience pain and suffering without feeling so unnaturally good except when embraced by the love of God. Woman, on the other hand, exists in a drug-like state, because the Devil has so much power over her. And because she's already drugged, real drugs don't have such a powerful effect on her. I would be willing to bet, however, that if you were to run the same tests on Christian women, they would be just as powerfully effected as men. In any event, this is an example of why more than 25% of women need to be beaten, because since women are so inherently bad, it follows that more than 25% of them commit bad, un-God-ly acts and should be punished to keep them in line and bring them to Christ.

And here's another example of why women should be beaten. As I've stated before, God is punishing women by changing their shape so they are less attractive. Now, however, scientists have come up with a formula for the perfect female figure. It is only a matter of time before they or their witch brethren invent some type of potion to make mis-shapen women fit into the formula and thus into clothes that fit and make them look beautiful again. Clearly, the Devil is trying to bring women to his side, and we all know how women can be controlled through their self-esteem. Therefore, it is imperative that we men keep control over the situation with beatings. Otherwise, nearly all women will succumb to their natural impulses and pre-marital sex, abortions, and theivery will run rampant over society. When this happens, I'm afraid, the UN will most likely use the situation to bring it into position to be the world's government, and we will be helpless to stop the rise of the antichrist.

US Soldiers Are NOT Evil

2006-04-07T11:32:00.000-05:00

I've been accused of being evil, crazy, ignorant; and this is okay, for people who disagree with me are usually corrupted by the Devil. I'm interested, though, in what such people think of Christians such as these (also, check out their site):

"Every soldier in that building has been maimed by the Lord -- a direct judgment upon this nation for its perversions and its rejection of His word."

"They are not heroes. They chose to fight for a sodomite nation. . . . God almighty has killed these soldiers to inflict pain upon an evil nation, a severe stroke of divine judgment, retribution and vengeance."

I know such Christians take their faith seriously, and that must be respected, but their views are misguided. For one, it seems as though they believe America is the problem, rather than America has a problem, and this is false. America was founded by good Christians and blessed by God (look at our success with manifest destiny, eradicating heathens that stood in the way of our path to the ocean). While it is true that Satan has slowly but surely worked his magic throughout our society, using his minions - homosexuals, witches and activist judges, just to name a few -- to take our great country away from us, we are still a Christian nation at heart and should be working to take back our country. These protestors, though, seem to have conceded defeat in our war with the Devil and this is unacceptable. If only we could work together, we could take our country back to the times of yesteryear, where witches were burned at the stake, the Bible was taught to all children, and heretics suffered a myriad of tortures. This is the goal we should be working toward, for spreading the word of God by any means necessary is the duty of all Christians.

Also, the war on Iraq, while lost because liberals under the iron grip of Satan have battled and thwarted our President at every turn, was inspired by a truly Christian ideal of crusade against non-believers. So to blame our brave soldiers, protesting, even, at their funerals, who fight this great fight is not only counter-productive, but evil.

Jesus DID Walk on Water, Stupid Scientists

2006-04-04T16:26:00.000-05:00

I'm both infuriated and amused at this blatant example of science being used to denigrate the Christian faith. Now they expect us to believe that the sea of Galilee froze, thus explaining how Jesus walked on water. Oh yes, they explain, their statistical models and fossils make it possible, and they are much more reliable than the Bible, a.k.a. the WORD OF GOD. We all know how scientists are really just stooges of the Devil and cannot be trusted, so I won't ramble on any longer about it -- for now. But sometimes I like to envision what Jesus might do if he were alive right now and were confronted by scientists like this. Before I share my imagination with you, let me state right now that I realize some of you will complain that Jesus would not be vengeful and would forgive, etc. etc; but this is where you'd be wrong: scientists are not people; they are demons who rose up straight from the bottomless pit to take the form of humans and trick us into believing lies so that we lose our connection to God. So really no punishment would be too harsh, and if Jesus were here he'd destroy them by:

1) turning the sea of Galilee into a sea of molten lava and making the scientists walk over it.
2) tricking the scientists into drinking poisoned wine so that they begin to hallucinate and think they're Jesus, such that they are suddenly inspired to walk on water. Of course, they are hallucinating so what they think is water is really the edge of a really tall cliff.
3) giving them parachutes and flying them up high into the sky, but when he drops them and they try to open the parachutes a pile of fossils and fetuses come out, instead. And Jesus follows them as they fall, laughing.
4) turning them into living fossils, such that they can think and see and hear, but are immobilized. And they live like that for an eternity, watching the world pass them by.
5) dissecting them like a fetal pig, then putting them back together very sloppily, such that they look like Frankenstein and must spend their remaining days on earth as freaks.

Now I know these punishments may not sound horrific enough for some of you, and you are probably right. Jesus is, after all, the son of God and would most likely torture the scientists in much more creative and painful ways. But one can only try...

Without the Bible in Schools Teachers are Whores

2006-04-04T15:45:00.000-05:00

It is common knowledge that the lack of Biblical education in schools has led to dumber, more violent and sexual children. Without daily prayer during the school day and constant reinforcement in students that school is a Christian place with Christian values where they are protected from wickedness like Chemistry and Biology and "literature," our children are perfect victims for the Devil and his message. Some would stop at just a moment of silence or a single prayer in the morning. I, however, advocate prayer before, during and after EVERY class, with pervasive monitoring of every student by the teacher so we can be sure that the children are saying their prayers loud enough and with dedication and feeling. This way we can keep track of problem children and put their names in databases so we can all know who they are should they ever run for office or attempt to become judges or teachers. The database would also be useful to search for suspects in crimes.

But that is not the purpose of this post. I wanted, instead, to alert you all to another growing problem that has resulted from the lack of Bible study in schools: whore teachers. We've all seen it on the news, these examples of problem teachers seducing their students, not just with Satanic thoughts, but with their bodies. Believe it or not, I don't think this is the fault of the teachers, at least not all of them. For it takes a strong, Christian mind, indeed, to be surrounded every day by the secular message of the Devil and scientists and not be tempted to join the dark side. Day in and day out these poor people must teach their students about evolution and filthy books that should be burned; and although the teachers' hearts may ache for Jesus Christ, they are prevented from turning to him in their time of need. If only the Bible could be taught in schools, both teachers and students could be protected from the Devil's influence. Even if the Bible were taught for just a single class it would do wonders for the souls of everyone, softening the harsh sinfulness of the other evil thoughts they may be confronted by in their lessons.

The Sopranos... Not Evil?

2006-04-03T00:00:00.000-05:00

I was watching the Sopranos tonight and was pleasantly surprised by the appearance of a good born again Christian who tries to bring Tony to the Lord. And even more surprisingly: he was portrayed in a very fair manner, even giving opportunity to preach something very controversial -- that dinosaurs and man roamed the earth together. I say controversial because within the evangelical community there is some disagreement as to how to explain dinosaur bones that date to millions of years ago when we know for a fact that the earth is only 6000 years old. There is no mention of dinosaurs in the Bible, so man has been left to his own devices to figure out the answer. I was taught that the devil put them there to trick us into believing in science and that the Bible is not true. Some believe that we and the dinosaurs co-existed, while scientists "invented" the technology to lie about the age of the bones. Personally, I believe the former, because I know it's true deep in my heart, but I know my brothers in Christ who believe the latter are good, God-fearing Christians, so I am willing, open minded person that I am, to consider they're version of things. And in defense of their position in the face of Tony Soprano's very good question -- how could dinosaurs and man lived together in Eden, since vicious beasts like a Tyrannosaurus Rex would certainly have terrorized the paradise -- God must have created dinosaurs after our fall to make us miss the glories of Eden all the more.

I also enjoyed Tony's neighbor in the hospital, not, of course, because I liked listening to his blather about the meaning of life and life, in general, but because I appreciated God's wrath coming down in the form of cancer. It was such a fitting punishment for the man's speaking of filth, for without his larynx he could no longer preach the message of the devil.

And Sopranos can, sometimes, be so complicated, giving me lots to ponder. In this episode it was the quandary of Paulie, who found out his aunt -- a nun -- was actually his mother, while the person he thought was his mother was actually his aunt. Certainly, the nun/aunt/mom was whore, having sex out of wedlock and while she was a nun, no less. But then rather than abort Paulie, she did the Christian thing to do -- have the baby. But then again she was a nun, which is evil, since women should not be nuns and have no place in the church, except to listen to their preachers and run bake sales. So I was really torn considering her situation -- was the woman evil? And it really was the perfect question for me to marinate in, for it reminded me that God is the ultimate judge in these things. This, of course, is not to say we simple humans cannot condemn clear cases of filth and sin like homosexuality and abortion, but for complicated cases like Paulie's aunt, we should simply pray for the person, administer some form of punishment -- not too harsh, of course -- and watch them carefully to ensure they don't corrupt our society further.

But back to the Sopranos

Manifest Destiny Manifestly Good

2006-04-01T19:21:00.000-05:00

I always loved the idea of manifest destiny, because America, once a nation unified in Christ, was divinely ordained to take over the world. But notice my use of the word "was," for that was a long time ago, before the Devil created the liberal media, inspiring scientists to invent things like television and the internet, while witches and sorcerers cast powerful spells over the airwaves, so the public could be brainwashed into depravity and God-lessness. Yes, once we were led by the hand of God to expand ever-westward, eradicating the heathen masses as we went. It was such a beautiful thing, as our belief in Christ was turned into an all powerful sword to crush the Indians that opposed us. But somewhere along the way, before we were able to take over Canada and Mexico, the Devil intervened, using the Indians as proxies. As we went westward, powerful Indian shamen backed by Satan cast spells on some of the settlers, corrupting their minds with impure thoughts the way the witches of Salem once did in Massachusetts. Back in Salem, though, the good Christians were able to rid themselves of such evil; but the sheer enormity of the Indian population made it a near impossible task in this instance. This was enough to keep us from taking over the world with Christ (at least until the good Christians of the land take their country back from Satan's minions), because the settlers lost the grace of God. Just look at places like California and Oregon -- homosexual bastions of filth and decadence, the stain of their ancestors permanent.

Those of you that read this site know we are a long way off from ever being again worthy of God's grace, with activist judges, liberals, homosexuals, and feminists working day and night to thwart His will. This, of course, saddens me as I am sure it saddens you all; but the fact we were once so blessed to be manifestly destined to give glory to Christ by expanding ever westward until the whole world flew under the flag of America makes our fall all the more depressing. And now -- and this, really, is the purpose of this post -- it seems Satan is thumbing his nose at us Christians Just as we thought there may be a light at the end of the tunnel, as states like South Dakota moved to outlaw what may, in fact, be the greatest crime in the history of the planet -- abortion -- the Indians, heathens we had once been so close to conquering, will be offering the evil procedure out of reach of our laws. It was bad enough when they began opening casinos, but now it seems children of Satan will be able to abort God's gift to all of us while gambling with their own souls. And this is not the worst of it, for while like the aborted in the "civilized" world being used in medical experiments, the aborted at the hands of the Indians will certainly be used for their weird potions and stews. In fact, I'm so upset about it at this moment, I think I'll go write a poem in dedication to all the babies that will be lost at the hands of the Indians....

What's More Evil, Prisoners or Illegal Immigrants

2006-03-31T15:39:00.000-05:00

I'm sure you've all heard about the great immigration debate currently raging around the country and in Washington; and if you haven't then you certainly should be thrown out of the country for being ignorant, since it is the duty of every American to be educated about the issues facing us all. In any event, some of you may remember one of my more controversial posts where I argued we should kill all the big animals. Personally, I don't find anything controversial about it at all, and to me it is the fear of bringing controversy down upon oneself that keeps a person week; but, nonetheless, I got a lot of comments and outrage about the suggestion we kill the animals, since they are hurting the environment by being useless and using up resources. That is neither here nor there, because if you remember that post, you probably remember the post where I said we should use illegal immigrants to perform the duties the big animals used to be responsible for until they were killed, things, according to the brilliant scientists that read the post, necessary for our own survival, like maintain the food chain.

Well, I thought that was a great idea, until I read this, particularly this quote: "Let the prisoners pick the fruits." Now, I've changed my mind -- instead of supporting illegal immigration to prevent environmental destruction, we should put our prisoners to work eating grass and worms and hard to reach leaves in especially tall trees.

Women Are Strippers At Heart

2006-03-30T20:57:00.000-05:00

I was reading this LA Times article (you'll need to register, but it's free and worth it) about a stripper who turned to Christ and immediately found my mind drifting into sinful territory, which is why I have a feeling her whole story is a ruse invented by the Devil to tempt lustful men into his arms. Hers certainly is a sweet story -- any ex-stripper and porn star who decides to devote her life to Jesus and bring other strippers to Christ is a hero in my book. But she and her message are as fake as a breast implant. Just look at her website:

"JC's GIRLSGIRLSGIRLS is a Biblically based Christian ministry that seeks to share God's message of hope and forgiveness by reaching out in a non-judgmental way to those who are in the sex industry. We pattern our ministry after the very ministry of Jesus by actually going to the people who need him. Our desire is for people to see that Christianity is anything but boring and restrictive. In Christ, we are free to experience adventure, pleasure, forgiveness, hope, and peace".

Reach out in a "non-judgmental" way? That is a dangerous twisting of Christianity, for it is the job of good Christians to let the damned know they are damned and demand they come to Christ lest they experience the wrath of society and God. And people are not free to experience adventure and pleasure -- that is a message for homosexuals and strippers. It's because of false messages like the one promoted by JC's Girls that the Bible says:

"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn anything, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."

1 Corinthians 14:34/35.

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, not to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing..."

1 Timothy 2.

For women that teach, that try to lead people to Christ by their own preaching will inevitably do more harm than good and lead their followers straight into the arms of Satan. This is because women are strippers at heart. This is why men must be in charge of everything but childbirth, cooking, and cleaning. Anything else is much too dangerous for society and will certainly turn it into a place where young girls prostitute themselves from the age of five and men spend their days and nights watching pornography and sleeping with whores.

This is not to say I don't care about the scourge of strippers. But there must be another way to bring them to Christ. Muslims force their women to marry all the time. Well, there is no reason we shouldn't be able to do that in America, only that we would ensure these immoral women are married to good, God-fearing men able to handle the wiley ways of a stripper and avoid succumbing to temptations of the flesh. Who better, then, than unmarried church elders? Church elders would know how to be stern with these lost souls and make sure their journey to Christ is permanent. And church elders, their dedication to Christ unquestioned, deserve the most beautiful wives, the envy of their congregation. Of course this is just one idea, and I would be interested to hear more. With the end times so close at hand, it is important that we Christians do everything in our power to make this earth a better place, lest we too are left behind to face the wrath of God.

The War, the War, the War on Christians

2006-03-30T19:11:00.000-05:00

I've been called a liar, a bigot, a satirist, and many other horrible names -- all because I'm a proud Christian dedicated to spreading the word of God. But that is not the worst of it, for I can take the insults. What I cannot endure, however, is my beautiful faith being stripped from this country, slowly criminalized by activist judges and liberal politicians. Children unable to sing hymns or read the Bible in school, unable to have Christmas parties; all of us who believe Jesus is our Lord and Savior having to whisper his name like it is a dirty word; and, oh, the worst of it: good Christian politicians like Tom Delay being slandered by the liberal media, accusing him of corruption as though their own corruption by Satan means nothing. So Christian soldiers we must be vigilant and aware of what secularists are doing to our faith. We must take heart that politicians that truly represent us, politicians like Tom Delay, are good Christians and could NEVER do the things they are accused of. Lobbying scandal? Are you kidding? As we all know, not only does our faith keep us true to the Lord, thereby preventing corruption to ever enter our minds, but the corporations and companies that are supposedly doing the corrupting are also innocent, for everyone knows the invisible hand that drives capitalism is the hand of God, thus keeping corporations and their leaders true and good. And we ARE being vigilant. But we must remain so until it is understood by ever man, woman, and child in this country and the rest of the world that we are a Christian nation.

Who Shall Bear The Mark of The Beast?

2006-03-29T19:16:00.000-05:00

"And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." (Revelation 13:16-18)

Who shall bear The Mark of The Beast?
Who shall bear The Mark of The Beast?
Let it be known unto all those who read,
These words of wisdom,
You must take heed!
Take heed! Take Heed!
You must take heed!
Or else you will bear,
The Mark of The Beast!

Who shall bear The Mark of The Beast?
What of the feminists?
Women’s souls they do seek,
The practice of witchcraft - they gladly do preach,
Lesbian witchcraft - in our towns and our streets!
They will certainly bear,
The Mark of The Beast!

The Mark of The Beast!
The Mark of The Beast!
Who shall Bear The Mark of The Beast?

Who shall bear The Mark of The Beast?
Let us consider the hippies,
They worship bushes and trees,
Society’s outcasts,
On babies, they feast!
They feast on our babies,
On babies, they feast!
They will certainly bear,
The Mark of The Beast!

The Mark of The Beast!
The Mark of The Beast!
Who shall Bear The Mark of The Beast?

Who shall bear The Mark of The Beast?
Left-Handed Children!
The Devil they seek!
They refuse to pray,
They wet their beds when they sleep!
A butt-whipping and a prayer,
These troubled children need,
Or they will certainly bear,
The Mark of The Beast!

The Mark of The Beast!
The Mark of The Beast!
Who shall Bear The Mark of The Beast?

Who shall bear The Mark of The Beast?
Those who inhabit the science labs,
Devilish lies they do teach!
Using babies for research,
In life, they have no belief,
Eternal hellfire awaits them,
Infinite terror without peace,
Because they will bear,
The Mark of The Beast!

The Mark of The Beast!
The Mark of The Beast!
Who shall Bear The Mark of The Beast?

Woe unto those with The Mark of The Beast,
Their fate will be sealed,
There is no release!
Eternal torment awaits them,
They will never know peace,
Those who receive The Mark of The Beast!

The Mark of The Beast!
The Mark of The Beast!
Who shall Bear The Mark of The Beast?

"A third angel followed them and said in a loud voice: 'If ANYONE worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath. He will be tormented with burning sulfur in the presence of the holy angels and of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment rises for ever and ever. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and his image, or for anyone who receives the mark of his name. This calls for patient endurance on the part of THE SAINTS who obey God's commandments and remain faithful to Jesus'." (Rev. 14:9-12)

Who's the Better Role Model, Britney or Jessica?

2006-03-29T12:03:00.000-05:00

I never thought I'd ever offer Britney Spears as a role model to young girls, but of late she seems to really taken heart to her role as a good Christian woman, already producing an offspring for her husband and, perhaps, pregnant with another, and thereby beginning the long road to redemption for her sins (as all good Christians know, the Bible teaches that women must redeem themselves for o.s. by making babies). And believe me, she has a lot to repent, for since the tender age of 16 she has whore-d herself for the whole world to see, including young, impressionable girls. I only hope that now these same girls are watching and learning as Britney lets her career go to waste so she can properly give thanks to God by reproducing. That is also why I am very much in support of this sculpture that has drawn so much fan fare. From the looks of it, Britney is enjoying giving birth, which exposes the lie that childbirth is painful. And the sculpture portrays Brit as sexy even though she's pregnant. Pregnant women and childbirth are rarely sexy (unless you have some weird fetish, like the one some people have for amputees, for example), but making women feel beautiful can pretty much convince them to do anything. It would not surprise me at all to learn that the Devil convinced Eve to eat the Apple by telling her it would make her hot.

Now compare Britney to Jessica Simpson, who now, it seems, wants to adopt. This is a clear example of a woman that refuses to repent for Original Sin. This is why her marriage collapsed, why her lips have started to look funny over the last six months, and why Dukes of Hazzard was a bomb at the box office. As she denies her womanhood, the public has come to recognize she is not a sex symbol at all, so she is being reduced to a plastic surgery-d monster, not unlike Joan Collins.

Spiders Are God's Gift To Parents and Children

2006-03-28T19:45:00.000-05:00

Everyone knows most children are terrified of spiders, and those that aren't are most likely going to turn out to be horrific sinners, like murderers and rapists. That is why a harsh but effective punishment for children is to lock them in a closet with at least one spider for 15 minutes to an hour. Truly terrible children can be cast away with lots and lots of spiders, although this should be reserved for the worst offenses. I personally have been covered in spiders for repeatedly disobeying my parents and once for waking up late for church (admittedly my father was in a very bad mood on that day, but we still argue over whether I deserved such harsh treatment for such a rare occurrence), so for the liberals that read this and argue child abuse, I will tell you now you probably deserved to be covered in insects, yourselves, as children, which is why you are so blind to what it takes to raise adolescents to grow up righteous and good, as well as why you've been so easily turned into a slave of Satan. In any event, imagine my horror when I read this -- that fear of spiders can be cured with hormone therapy. Slowly but surely, it seems, the secular, Devil-worshipping cabal that appears to be in charge of our society is eroding the ability of good Christians to raise children to respect the glory of the Lord. Just as the liberal media bombards us with pornography, witchcraft, and homosexuality, thereby making it near-impossible to protect our children from filth, they are now taking away our tools to demand respect and obedience. I can only imagine what will go next, but I certainly envision a future where good Christian parents have had their tongues cut out and their hands and feet lopped off, such that there is no possible way for them to bring up their children in the loving embrace of Christ. I know, I know -- I don't have to give my children these hormone treatments; but don't you think Satan has already thought of that and is currently working with his witches to cast a spell on the powers that be such that they write into the laws the requirement that all children be vaccinated against fear of spiders? That will certainly be a sad day; I will mourn, just as I shall mourn the day there is a vaccine for AIDS (AIDS, of course, is God's punishment for deviants).

Founding Fathers Fathered a Satanic Bible; The Devil Built a Time Machine

2006-03-28T15:44:00.000-05:00

I used to think that the Constitution was a great document, but that activist judges guided by the evil hand of Satan had usurped it. Just look at the original intent of the Founding Fathers, I thought, and it would be clear that they meant for this to be a Christian nation, where abortions would be illegal, witches burned at the stake, and homosexuals driven to the bottomless pit of society, stricken with poverty and disease worthy of the worst sinners. But now the liberal media has recently brought to my attention various quotes from people like Jefferson and Adams that make me question my assumptions about the Constitution. For given the quotes mentioned above, the Constitution is not a great document; it is document worthy of the title Satanic Bible, allowing freedom to those who oppose the will of God, to those who sleep with pigs and people of the same sex, to those who murder helpless babies in their mothers' womb. Fortunately, I am not one to be easily fooled by the Devil's trickery, and I realize his ability to manipulate people. That is why I am nearly positive that, as the war against Christianity really began to grip the nation in the last decade, the Devil went back in time and worked his magic on Adams and Jefferson, taking control of their minds to make them say such evil things. Or perhaps he had the Japanese build robots in their perfect likeness and replaced them. It might be hard to prove, but we should at the very least dig up their graves and see if we find robot parts or evidence of magic. Maybe, though, we'd all rather not know, for if it's true that Satan built a time machine, any one of us could be replaced just as Jefferson and Adams were, and that is truly a scary thought.

If Iran Can, Why Can't We

2006-03-28T15:04:00.000-05:00

I am no friend of Islam, as anyone who reads this site knows. But I have to say that ever since I've embraced the idea that we true Christians need to work together with Muslims on our shared morality (I mean, while I don't doubt the power of Christ can and will one day eradicate all non-believers/heathens, it is obvious that, as long as the Devil controls the leaders of this country, we will not have the will to do what is necessary to this end and instead will waste money and blood on endless war), I've come to respect the passion and enthusiasm Muslims show for stamping out the work of the Devil. Just look at this article and imagine the utopia that would exist in America if we could jail professors and students that spread the message of Satan, spewing forth vile, evil thoughts that support evolution, feminism, homosexuality, and journalism. Rather than indoctrination to secularism, students would begin and end each day with readings from the Bible and hymns. No more "literature," except for truly brilliant works like the Left Behind series; no more history except for history of the Bible and influence of the Devil on the world; no more political science, but that which will teach students to take back America from the hands of witches and homosexuals. And we can bring students and faculty together by holding mass book burning rallies where we cast unChristian book into the glorious flames of righteousness. And if we were truly lucky, we would all be able to witness the punishment of said students and teachers and behold as the pain drives away the evil spirits. Of course the rampant partying and pre-marital sex would be banned on campuses, although the Bible study and hymn-singing will be much better than drinking and sex, as the spirit of Jesus fills the hearts of participants. But alas, while Iran, a known sponsor of terrorists, cleanses its society, we here in the best country on earth are treated like Satan's urinal. Luckily, I see some signs of improvement. Just read this...

Attack of the Clones!

2006-03-26T11:46:00.000-05:00

Recently the site has gotten a huge number of hits (relatively speaking), and I was interested to see where they were all coming from. After a little research, I was horrified to discover various communities of deviants, of children, of lonely women dissatisfied with their bodies and lack of children. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad they've discovered this site, thus giving me a better chance of reaching them with the words of the Bible; however, my work, I think, is going to be harder than imagined, for these communities are tight in their chains to Satan and provide such reinforcement for beliefs implanted by the Devil. They've already posted many comments attacking me and the word of God. And also notice, if you go to their forums and blogs, that some of them don't even think I am being serious. This just goes to show how brain washed many have become at the hands of the liberal media and Satan. So those of you not a part of these communities that now read this post please pray for their members. In my posts from this point forward, I will talk to them the way we talk to deaf people, to the retarded, to the non-English speaking. Oh, and this just goes to show, my fellow followers of Christ, that we really do need to invest in Christian science labs to invent all manner of devices to take back America from the Devil. I believe in an earlier post I talked about brain implant devices that disallowed thinking unChristian thoughts. That would be perfect for people like these.

Prepare for the End Times with Robots and Clones

2006-03-24T16:10:00.000-05:00

As everyone who reads this site knows by now, the end times are coming, and it will be a horrific time for the Christians left behind, as the world undergoes a series of natural disasters and is eventually taken over by the antichrist, who will hunt down the remaining Christians, killing them, preventing them from working or trading, such that they starve. That is why we've always advocated preparing, investing in technology and infrastructure that we Christians can use to defend ourselves and scrape out a living until Jesus comes and saves us at the Glorious Appearing. One idea is the Jesus Loves Everything Superstore -- an underground network of Wal-Mart-like superstores that serves Christians so they can buy the necessities of life so cruelly taken away by the antichrist. Another is the Jesus Loves Everything R&D department, where we use technology developed by secular scientists to invent our own devices with which we can fight evil when the end times come. To this end, I've recently come across some new technology we must further develop so that we may rise up against Satan: robots that we can control with our minds. That's right, scientists are currently working on prosthetics that amputees can manipulate with brain waves. There is no reason, then, that we couldn't use this technology and attach it to gigantic robots that will guard our homes and churches, that can walk us to our schools and to stores. We could even build an army of robots and do battle with the antichrist at his headquarters, the UN. Some of you might be wondering why we need a mind control device for the robots, since, in theory, the robots could just fight on their own, absent any Christian brain waves. Well, the thing is that a) it might be awhile before the technology for robots that think for themselves will be available, and the end times could come any day now and b) anyone who's watched the matrix knows robots CANNOT be trusted.

It's also true that scientists have recently been working on fake muscles that are 100 times stronger than human muscles. This could be developed into an exo-skeleton to protect us Christians in case antichrist armies ever break through our robot defense. Just imagine an army of bionic-Christians!

One last idea (for now, of course): while it is certain that there will be millions of Christians left behind for the end times, we cannot be sure that these good people will have enough leaders among them to properly defend against the antichrist, despite all the technology we've (hopefully) developed over the years. That is why I also propose we create Christian labs to work on cloning technology. I know people are inevitably going to call me a hypocrite, since I've often preached against cloning and technology, generally; but really, I'm not, for technology -- even cloning -- is good in the hands of a true Christian. Anyway, cloning -- yes, we need to work on cloning technology and, as soon as it's perfected, begin the process of cloning our great Christian leaders so they can lead those of us left behind. The problem, however, with this is that the end times may come before the clones reach maturity, which is why we need to invent some acceleration technology, not unlike that found in the horrible but insightful Sylvester Stallone movie, Judge Dredd. That way we can keep the DNA of people like Dr. Dobson and Pat Robertson and grow them as needed.

Mothers Who Sin Have Deformed Babies

2006-03-23T23:48:00.000-05:00

I recently found this striking example of the liberal media at work. To the untrained eye or to the eye of a Devil sympathizer, the article may seem rather innocuous. After all, what's so bad about reporting on a study regarding deformed babies born to Arab-American mothers, especially one that postulates the deformities are due to stress suffered because of anti-Muslim feeling after 9/11? Well I'll tell you: this reporting is meant to disguise the true reasons Muslim women have deformed children: God is punishing them for refusing to accept His son, our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. The liberal media excels at such tricks, attempting to disguise the wrath of God so that they may help the Devil in his leading of America down a path of eternal hellfire. In fact, in almost all instances of the media touting some study about the horrors of some politically correct cause of theirs, you can be sure that the nature of the people they are writing about is one of abject sin and evil. Rather than read with horror at the plight of these poor people, we should rejoice at the fact that God has appeared to make sinners suffer, for He is truly a wondrous and Almighty being. I would also like to point out that these studies are coming out more and more frequently which is proof the end times are quickly approaching. For one did not used to read so many "awful" studies; it is a recent phenomenon, reflecting God's anger with the Devil's penetration of humanity. So don't be surprised to one day read about Muslims and homosexuals spontaneously combusting or contracting some horrible new disease.

Big Love, Big Mess

2006-03-19T23:26:00.000-05:00

So I just finished watching Big Love, the new HBO show about polygamists in Utah. It's mildly entertaining, I must admit; however, this is not to say it's good, for while it's blessed with interesting story lines and dialogue, it's plagued by lies, it's overcome by pornography and sin. The show, you see, twists the truth about polygamy, attempting to portray the husband as this loving family man, attempting to do right by God, when in fact we know in real life this is not at all true, since polygamists, like homosexuals, worship Satan; so if the show were at all interested in the truth, it would show the man and his family sacrificing Christian babies and participating in orgies. And it is because of these lies that I fully expect the secularists and their left wing media to start promoting a polygamist agenda, starting with legalizing polygamy. Also, I was disappointing to find that the characters did not wear the special underwear that they never take off that Mormons are rumored to favor. About the only realistic thing about the show, I think, is the fact that they family is always fornicating, succumbing to the evil desires of the flesh. I was, however, pleased with Chloe Sevigny's performance. For the longest time I loved her as an actress because of her role in KIDS. It was very realistic, exposing the truth about premarital sex, about what happens to whores -- they get AIDS. But then she did Brown Bunny, which was a very heinous movie and should be burned. Her portrayal of one of the wives in Big Love, though, is almost enough to bring her back from the abyss, for it is true to the nature of women, who connive, who are selfish, and bad unless kept in check by their men.

Muslims May Be Evil, But They're Also Good

2006-03-18T17:22:00.000-05:00

I know Islam is a corruption of faith and God, and when the end times come Muslims the world over will join the ranks of Satan and attempt to enslave the Christians that were not raptured up; and I know these Muslims will suffer an eternity of hellfire for their evils; and based on what I know, I would like nothing more than a crusading army to spread the true word of God; however, as the Iraq war has shown, secularists here in God's country use the various and powerful tools at their disposal -- witchcraft, drugs, feminism, homosexuality, polygamy, bestiality, abortion and rock music -- to thwart the most powerful army on earth, limiting its effectiveness against the enemy and refusing to use it as a tool to achieve the will of God and bring peace to the entire Middle East by spreading Christianity with bombs. And this, while being a great disappointment to me and all true Christians, is the reality that I've accepted. Since we have to live with Islam and Islam has to live with Christianity, I think it is incumbent upon us to find a way to peacefully co-exist, rather than waste the time, money, and effort attacking one another. One place to start is to examine our similarities. To this end, I am happy to report that Islam also hates homosexuality. In fact, one of the most respected Islamic leaders, Grand Ayatollah Al ali-Sistani, recently issued a fatwa saying they should be killed in the most severe way. And luckily, the US government and Iran have been diligent in keeping gays out of the UN. We can also look to Islam for the proper role of women in society. Recognizing the true nature of women as corrupters of men and whores, Islam demands women cover themselves, lest they be stoned. And in some countries, women are not allowed to drive, even golf carts. And, I think, a lot can be learned from Sharia law. Husbands, for example, can beat their wives for disobedience. Amputating alternate limbs and crucifixion are blessed as good punishments. And these are just starting points. In time, if enough trust can be built between the two religions, perhaps we can work together to rid the earth of corrupting influences. And perhaps by working so closely, we can convince Muslims that the only path to salvation is through the Bible, through the Lord Jesus Christ, just as spreading capitalism to places like China has improved their human rights record and taught them the joys of democracy. I know, it seems far fetched. But we have to start somewhere.

The Devil Wears Prada

2006-02-23T20:57:00.000-05:00

I've been to Mardi Gras many times to preach to the inebriated masses, to condemn them for the sin of revelry and drunkenness. If I were to clone myself, I'd clone thousands upon thousands and send all of my God-fearing replicas to all of the bars and saloons and road houses across the country to scold and protest those that waste their precious time altering their mind instead of giving thanks to the Lord by praying, by spreading the word, by living a life worthy of Him. And then I read this article and was immediately appalled. Imagine a so-called Christian preacher going to bars not to condemn, but as a meeting place of like-minded "Christians!" It's very disheartening the way Christians are so willing to twist their faith in a misguided attempt to attract people to the Lord. No true Christian would promote drinking among the faithful. Which is why I am quite sure those responsible for what's happening in Alexandria, VA are not Christians at all, but Devilworshipers attempting to deceive we Christians into a life of sin. While the Christians consume alcohol, the Devil is whispering in their ear; and because their minds have been weakened by drinking, they are unable to combat subliminal messages that reach their heart and make it impenetrable to the love of Jesus Christ. It does not surprise me in the least that the preachers appear to be all Catholic. For it is the Catholic church that came out in support of evolution. And the pope's latest encyclical is further evidence of the Church's evil intent. In it he claims that love reduced to pure sex reduces the human body to a commodity, which leads to "the debasement of the human body." But this suggests that there is something wrong with the human body as a commodity; for in a way that is exactly what it is and should be. Men and women who enter into sexual relationships should not be concerned about love; they should care only about producing magnificent children that will serve the Lord. And this requires, not love, but that men size their women up to make sure they will make good wives and produce many healthy children; in other words, examine them as though they are commodities to be bought and sold. In the times of yesteryear that is exactly what was done, as men routinely bought their wives or were even paid to take them. Love is wasted on women and men; it should be saved for God. The evilness of the pope can also be seen in his love for fashion. Just look at his Prada shoes and marvel at the extent to which homosexuality has overtaken the Church. It is not merely coincidence that, as the sexual abuse scandals plague his priests, the new pope expresses a sudden love for a truly homosexual domain - fashion.

The Devil Put Them There

2006-02-23T18:37:00.000-05:00

There is something suspicious going on, and I believe I've figured it out. Notice all of these scientific "discoveries" that have been pouring in of late: a 164 million year old beaver; more "proof" that homosexuality is in the genes; the ocean was steaming hot when so-called dinosaurs roamed the earth -- the list extends forever. Then I read this article about scientists creating chickens with teeth and this article about a meeting of scientists organized to show support for evolution. And it all began to make sense: scientists are creating these genetic monsters and disguising them as dinosaurs and anything else that might serve as "proof" of evolution and whatever other unGodliness scientists love. To some, it may sound far fetched, but the evil scheming of Satan knows no bounds. The very fact that scientists would do something as seemingly useless as give chickens teeth is proof of this. While to the average person it may seem dumb or another weird scientific experiment or maybe even another example of scientists' obsession with ruining God's creatures, if one considers the nature of the Devil, it is clear that there is definitely an over-reaching purpose to chickens with teeth. And that purpose is to genetically engineer "proof" of evolution and that the world is not only a few thousand years old. The 164 million year old beaver, like dinosaurs, I am sure, is really a thing that was created in the lab and then skinned with its bones left to age awhile. It will be argued, no doubt, that carbon dating shows the bones to be millions of years old, but as any one whose mind has not been corrupted by Satan knows, carbon dating is fake. It is also easy to imagine scientists using the same process they used to give chickens teeth to create homosexuals in a lab. And it is not merely coincidence that the scientists met to support evolution at approximately the same time as all of these "discoveries." Some will surely argue that I am grabbing at straws and paranoid; however, I would suggest to all of you to watch the movies Final Destination 1-3, for as they all show, there are signs we can see, maybe not to cheat death, but at least to be made aware of the evil that lurks in this society.

Requiem For a Dream: Portrait of Hell (A Children's Bedtime Story)

2006-02-18T20:22:00.000-05:00

Hush, child; it’s time for bed. There are to be no more bedtime stories tonight. Say your prayers, and Jesus will protect you in your dreams. Don’t argue – sleep. If you’ve been a good boy/girl, then you’ll have sweet dreams, where angels will see to your every need and the power of the Lord will keep Satan and his demons away.

Fine, if you insist on disobeying and crying and pleading, I’ll tell you one last story about what happens to people who were bad children, children that never said their prayers before bed, who cried when it was time for the lights to go out, children that wet their beds and argued and disobeyed. It’s called Requiem for a Dream…

At the Gates of Hell there stands a man-beast that is 10 feet tall. His face is huge and looks as though it is made of leather that was left out in the rain for years and years. Bloodshot eyes are sunken back into his head, and on his nose there is a disgusting sore filled with puss and blood. He is bald on top, but has greasy, blood-red hair that falls from the sides and back to his shoulders. The man-beast looks not unlike a terrifying clown with a gigantic red nose; but if you look at him up close, you’ll see the puss leaking slowly from the sore, and you’ll see in his mouth he has teeth made of nails and shards of glass, and you’ll see that one of his hands has had all the flesh stripped away to the bone, while the other hand has seven fingers, five of which have been partially cut off, leaving only nubs, and you’ll know he’s not a clown at all, but one of Satan’s demons. The man-beast’s name is Bartholemule.

Bartholemule stands on a boulder and overlooks a line of people that stretches for as far as the eye can see (and further). The people are pale and dirty, and some are wailing and gnashing their teeth, for as they get closer and closer to the Gates of Hell and they see Bartholemule, it finally registers that they are to spend an eternity in Hell, in constant pain and suffering, and there is no hope. The thought of what awaits squeezes on their hearts, and it’s a suffocating feeling that grows and grows, occupying their every thought until some can no longer move. And this enrages Bartholemule. So he picks up a gigantic bullhorn made of human heads and screams at them, “Sinners, sinners! Keep moving, keep moving! You must face the Mirror of Evil and relive your sins! And then you will begin your sentence. Oh yes, you will, indeed!” And for good measure he whips them with a whip made from human flesh.

A girl passes through the Gates of Hell. She finds herself in a brightly lit room with walls painted black The light is almost blinding, but in the corner of the room she sees a mirror – the Mirror of Evil. It stands over ten feet high and is encased in bone laced with rotting flesh and sinew. The girl is panicked and can’t move, but a force in the room drags her before the mirror. And she looks into it. She sees herself as a child being put to bed by her mother. Her mother tells her to go to bed, but she won’t, demanding, instead, to watch more television. And her mother gives up and frustration. Then the image in the Mirror of Evil changes. The girl again sees herself, but it’s her from two years ago, and her ex-boyfriend is with her. They are in her bedroom, where she begins to undress and let her boyfriend touch her. But the two are not alone, for in the corner the girl can see what looks like a man peering down through a tear in the ceiling. He looks sad, as though he has been crying, and the girl, standing before the Mirror of Evil, knows it is Jesus.

Suddenly, she is no longer in front of the mirror or even in the same room. Instead, she is in a new room with equally blinding light, but she can see no walls or ceiling, and it looks as though the room stretches forever and ever. And she is naked. Bartholemule appears before the girl. His bony hand grabs her by the neck and lifts her into the air. Chains suddenly appear, dangling from the sky, perhaps attached to a ceiling she cannot see, and Bartholemule chains her wrists so that she is hanging in the air. She is too scared to speak and only weeps. He then raises a bony finger, and she can see it has a nail at the end that could be as sharp as a knife. It comes closer and closer until the nail touches the center of her chest and pokes and pokes, until it breaks through the skin and she is screaming. Bartholemule then brings the nail down across her body, gashing her, and stabs her in a new spot and brings his nail down again. He does this over and over; and suddenly the girl can feel a new sensation as spiders, beetles, and worms crawl over her body, stinging and eating – devouring – her. They crawl into her mouth, stopping her screams, and down her throat, suffocating her. And then, after hours of the torture, there is nothing left of the girl, not even bone; yet she can still feel, hear and see, and she wonders if the suffering is over. But Bartholemule laughs, and the girl’s body, whole and naked, appears in the chains again. He pokes her with his nail, and her suffering begins anew.

A man passes through the Gates of Hell and finds himself in the room where the Mirror of Evil sits. He walks up to it confidently and watches as a scene from him as a little boy plays in the mirror. Like the girl, he watches himself refuse to go to bed despite his parent’s pleas. And then the scene changes, although he is still a little boy. He’s lying to his mother, telling her that he didn’t break the neighbor’s window; and then the scene changes again, and this time he’s slightly older, but still lying to his mother, telling her he did not skip school; and then the scene changes again, only this time he’s fully grown and is lying to his wife, telling her he was with his friends, when he had really been with another woman. And he sees Jesus peering down through a tear in the ceiling, crying.

And just like the girl, he is suddenly transported into a room with no walls or ceiling, a room that seems as though it stretches forever and ever. Bartholemule appears behind him and grabs his neck, surprising the man. A strange looking table appears, and at one end of it, there is small metal wall with a circle in it. Bartholemule lifts the wall up, so that the circle comes apart, and forces the man’s neck into the half on the table. He then puts the wall back, trapping the man so that he is leaning over the table, his chin resting on the edge. The beast walks around to the other end, and the man can see his terrifying features for the first time. But he does not have time to be terrified, for Bartholemule quickly grabs the man’s tongue from out his mouth. And the beast smiles, revealing the nails and shards of glass that serve as teeth. His boney hand then pulls one of the nails out and nails the man’s tongue to the table. And the man wretches and chokes in pain, only to be faced with a swarm of locusts crawling up onto the table. They have scorpion tails and make a clicking sound as they approach. The first one crawls into the man’s mouth, where it stings him, and then another and another and another enter into his mouth, and all sting and sting him, crawling further down his digestive track stinging and biting him the entire way down. More and more crawl into his mouth, and they all begin to eat him from the inside out, eventually spilling out of his eye sockets. Soon there is nothing left of the man, but he can still hear, see, and feel, such that he wonders if the torture might be over. But Bartholemule starts laughing, and the man’s body appears, good as new, and the man’s suffering begins afresh.
Another man passes through the Gates of Hell and faces the Mirror of Evil. Like those before him, he sees himself refusing to go to bed, refusing to say his prayers; and then the scene in the mirror changes, showing him as a young scientist writing a report. He remembers the report: it was about evolution, about how men evolved from monkeys; and he remembers how, even as he was writing it, he doubted its accuracy, yet continued to write until it was finished and eventually submitted to other scientists for review. The next scene is of him teaching science to children, explaining to them the lie of evolution and dinosaurs and the creation of the universe. And just like those before him, he notices Jesus peering through a tear in the ceiling, crying.

In the next room, the room that is never ending, the scientist is staring at a metal table. Bartholemule appears, and forces the man to lie down, strapping him in with leather straps that mysteriously appear from nowhere. With the nubs on one hand, the beast forces the man’s left eye open; and with the other hand, he slowly sticks a syringe filled with an unknown substance into the eye. As the liquid drains out of the needle, the scientist’s head feels as though it is on fire. He starts screaming and squirming, and Bartholemule pulls out another syringe filled with another unknown substance that looks not unlike blood. This time the beast simply sticks the needle in through the man’s closed eye lid. And the screaming and squirming stop, although the burning sensation gets worse and worse, until, suddenly, sores appear all over the man’s body. The sores grow and bubble, and some pop, leaving craters in the man’s flesh; and more sores appear and more pop, until there is no more meat left on the man’s skeleton. But he can still see and hear and feel, such that he wonder’s if his suffering is over. And Bartholemule only laughs; and the man’s body suddenly is whole again, ready for it’s torture to begin anew.

A woman passes through the Gates of Hell. Watching the Mirror of Evil, she sees herself undergoing an abortion, the doctor sucking life out of her and emptying it into a bucket. The woman starts shaking, not with sadness, but with anger. When she sees Jesus peering out of a tear in the ceiling, she screams in a rage. “What about my right to privacy,” she yells at Jesus, shaking her fist at our Lord and Savior.

And the woman is naked in the never ending room facing Bartholemule. He smiles, revealing the nails and glass in his mouth. From behind his back he pulls forth a long hose that the woman recognizes as a sucking tube used in abortions. Before she can respond, before she can even question her fate, Bartholemule grabs her with his free hand and shoves one end of the tube into her butt. He then takes the other end, twisting the sucking tube around her body such that she is immobilized, and forces it into her mouth. Two nails fall from his gums into his bony hand, and he uses them to fasten the tube to the woman, pushing the nails through either side of one end so they embed into the roof of her gaping mouth. Another two nails fall, and Bartholemule repeats the task at the woman’s anus. Suddenly, excrement flows from her butt to her mouth, and she chokes and chokes, and the feces keeps coming and coming. As time passes – it could be days or months or years – the woman begins rotting from the inside. Eventually the tube is only able to suck the skin off of her bones and spit it onto the floor. And the woman is momentarily happy, believing her suffering to be over. But then her body is made whole again, and the torture begins anew.

A young man walks through the Gates of Hell to face his sins in the Mirror of Evil. He watches as the mirror shows him scenes from the past, scenes of him as a teenager and man looking at pornography. Jesus, of course, is peering down through a tear in the ceiling, crying.

And just like those before him, the man finds himself in an empty, never ending room, where Bartholemule waits. Chains appear from nowhere, one set dangling from what might be a ceiling and another lying on the floor, and the beast hangs the man from them, fastening his arms and legs, such that he is pulled into a gigantic “X.” Bartholemule lifts a bony finger and examines its razor-like edge. He then puts it to the man’s eye and slowly begins carving the eye out of the socket, ignoring the screams. The other eye is cut out of the man’s head in much the same way. A table suddenly appears, and the beast puts the eyes on the table. But the man is not blind, for his eyes still work, and he can see his body from the table on which they now lay. Before the man can wonder what horrific torture is to come next, three people – two women and a girl: his mother, sister, and daughter – appear chained next to him. Bartholemule begins doing monstrous thing to them, ripping and tearing them with his bony fingers. The man wishes he could turn away, but his eyes still stare at the scene, while all the pain and suffering his family experiences is projected on to him. When there is nothing left of his mother, sister, and daughter, he begins to take some solace in the idea that the suffering is certain to end, but Bartholemule, of course, begins only to laugh, as the women’s bodies appear whole and new and the torture begins afresh.

A woman walks through the Gates of Hell, crying. When she sees the Mirror of Evil, she turns to run back, to run and run as far as her legs will take her, to somewhere – anywhere – she can repent for whatever sins she may have committed. But it is too late for that, and an unknown force drags her toward the mirror, where she begrudgingly sits before it, rocking herself. And the scene she sees in the mirror reveals her sin. It begins like nearly all sins begin: she is disobeying her parents. Crying before bed, refusing to sleep. And then she sees herself stealing, first from her parents, then from stores and her work. And like those before her, she sees Jesus peering through a tear in the ceiling, weeping.

Bartholemule forces the woman belly down onto a gigantic metal table. He pulls her arms forward and straps them to the table. She watches as he pulls nails from his mouth and a hammer from behind his back, and she struggles as he pries her fingers open and nails each one to the table. Next, he methodically begins hammering the woman’s pinky finger, slowly working his way down, completely flattening the finger as he progresses, and she screams. And screams and screams, until Bartholemule stops hammering to pull an especially large nail from out of his mouth and hammer it through her throat. And this stops her screams, and he starts hammering again. First the pinky finger, then the next finger, and the next finger, and the next. And when he finishes with one hand, he moves to the other. Done with the hands, Bartholemule starts hammering her arms, careful not to miss a single inch, crushing the limbs into a thin sheet of bone and goo; and when he is done with her arms, he works the legs and feet; and when he is done with those, he batters from the base of the spine up to her head. Eventually, there is nothing left of the woman to pound, but, of course, she can still hear, feel, and see, and her body is given back to her whole and complete, the torture ready to commence anew.

A young boy/girl walks through the Gates of Hell. It is you. You don’t know what you’ve done; you should be asleep and dreaming wonderful dreams, protected by angels, loved by Jesus. The Mirror of Evil is in the corner, beckoning, but you won’t move until an unnatural force drags you kicking and screaming to face your sins. And you look into the mirror, where you see yourself as you lay here now, with me. You had been crying and begging. You had refused to say your prayers. You had taken the Lord’s name in vain. Jesus meant nothing to you; you cared only about yourself, demanding more bedtime stories. So now, standing before the Mirror of Evil, you, like those before you, see Jesus peering through a tear in the ceiling, crying.

In the never ending room where Bartholemule awaits, you are spread into an “X,” chained by chains that appear from nowhere. The demon uses a nail from a bony finger to carve out your heart. You scream, you regret, you try to repent, for you know Jesus could protect you. And Bartholemule laughs a knowing laugh, then bites your heart in two, chewing it into smaller and smaller pieces until it is liquid. Next comes a kiss of death, as he grabs your face and brings his lips to yours. And he spits your liquid heart into your mouth, where it slowly works its way to your belly. It hurts so badly; it burns and chokes, and it feels as though you are being smothered to death, the weight of Hell pressing on your lungs. But Hell is not suffocating you; it is your sin. For that is what sin feels like when you have abandoned Jesus and He you, leaving you on your own to face Evil. And Bartholemule takes the rest of your heart and feeds it to a swarm of insects that marches toward you. With every one of their microscopic bites, you feel the sharp pain of needles being pressed into your skin. And just like they devour your heart, they devour you; and while they feast, you can not escape a tremendous feeling of sorrow and loss that pounds on you along with the physical agony of being eaten alive. You love Jesus now, but it is too late. It is too late. If only you had listened to me; if only you said your prayers and went to bed without ever having heard this horrible tale. Jesus would have protected you in your dreams; and he would have protected you from the Gates of Hell. But no, you never accepted the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart until it was too late. So when the insects are finished with their feast, your body is given back to you untouched and ready for the torture to begin anew. You will never be able to go to bed. For eternity.

Christian Soldiers, Let the Fire Fall!

2006-02-16T14:05:00.000-05:00

Fellow Christian Soldiers! A hearty and heartfelt good morning! The following poem needs no formal introduction. It’s message should ring true to all of you, like the clear and certain sound of an angel’s trumpet!

Hasten not unto our temptations,
Hold fast to the virtuous truths,
Let the Fire Fall, Christian Soldiers!
Christian Soldiers, Let the Fire Fall!

A wall of judicial tyranny,
A grotesque judicial wall,
Let it Fall Now, Christian Soldiers!
Christian Soldiers, Let it Fall!

Abandoned by a government,
That seeks only compromise,
The tyrannical walls form a wicked house,
A wicked house of lies!

Woe unto the inhabitants,
Of this wicked house of lies,
They will answer before the judgement throne,
For they’re treasonous Satanic ties!

Hasten not unto our temptations,
Hold fast to the virtuous truths,
Let the Fire Fall, Christian Soldiers!
Christian Soldiers, Let the Fire Fall!

Naughty belligerent children,
Zero respect for authority,
Get thee to the whipping room, now youngsters!
To the whipping room with thee!

Evil Scheming Scientists,
Peddling Satan’s Lies,
May they be judged according to bible truths,
That they have so long denied!

Evil wicked feminists,
They practice in witchery,
Get thee to a nunnery now feminists!
To a nunnery with thee!

Hasten not unto our temptations,
Hold fast to the virtuous truths,
Let the Fire Fall, Christian Soldiers!
Christian Soldiers, Let the Fire Fall!

Behold! The Lamb that once was slain,
Who dares to tempt His wrath?
Oh wretched sinners, for deeds misdone,
Ye shall answer for your past!

Hark! The trumpet’s terrible sound,
Signal dispensation of His wrath,
The clear and certain trumpet sound,
Issues justice with a fiery blast!

Fellows who march in the Army of Christ,
Fear not, the trumpet sound!
But woe unto secular liberals,
In fire, ye shall be cast down!

Hasten not unto our temptations,
Hold fast to the virtuous truths,
Let the Fire Fall, Christian Soldiers!
Christian Soldiers, Let the Fire Fall!

We have remained true unto our Lord,
While others - to the Devil’s side,
They will perish in hellfire for deeds misdone,
Lest we correct them by caning they’re hides!

Forsake not those who seek and tread,
The path straying from virtuous ways,
May they follow our lead and learn our lessons,
May they be punished this very day!

Oh help those liberal wretches, Dear Lord,
We pray for the authority,
To enforce upon them good Christian lives,
Of virtue and morality!

Hasten not unto our temptations,
Hold fast to the virtuous truths,
Let the Fire Fall, Christian Soldiers!
Christian Soldiers, Let the Fire Fall!